How much will my asshole burn?
>>21946767not much unless the bottle breaks
>>21946767Doesn't matter, I'll soothe you anyhow
>>21946767just normal asshole burn, if any.
>>21946770Kek
>>21946767Original is mild
>>21946770OP doesn't look Serb.
I tried this one, it's spicy enough without being too much and seems to have the most pepper and less salt/vinegar compared to other brands in the same style. And it has no extra junk ingredients.
>>21950586best seafood hot sauce right there, yes sir, good ma'am
>>21946767It's very mild. Try the "hotter" version...it actually has a kick and more flavor overall.
>>21946767It's on par with Franks, not very hot at all unless you drench the food with it.
>>21946767as i white person i need to ask. wtf is wrong with white digestive systems?Does eating hot sauce really make your ass burn? does eating beans really make you fart? why cant the rest of you eat food?
>>21950586Crystal kicks ass and it's cheap. I love it for seafood boils and fried food.
>>21952383>Does eating hot sauce really make your ass burn?I've never experienced this from capsaicin. Whenever my asshole feels like it's on fire it's usually from some sort of food poisoning.>does eating beans really make you fart?Yes, it absolutely does. There are a lot of different molecules that scientists collectively call "sugars". Some sugars are not digestible by humans, but they can be digested by the bacteria that live in our intestines. Beans contain a lot of sugars that are not digestible by humans. When those bacteria digest those sugars, they produce various gases including methane. In other words, eating beans makes you fart.If you don't want to take my word for it, trust the Germans; Luftwaffe pilots during WW2 knew that they should never eat bean soup when they were going to be flying, because all the gases produced would make them extremely uncomfortable due to bloating in the lower air pressure at 20,000 feet above sea level.
>>21946767texas pete is based and literally the only hot sauce you need. don't bother debating me.
>>21946770jar vibes obtained
>>21946770What do you mean "unless the bottle breaks" its going to be spicy once it hits the food. You must be talking about if it spills all of it on the meal
>>21946767its not bad and it has its place but pic related is what you put on everything
I don't think the vinegar based ones really hurt on the other end that much.
>>21954608The green one is good, but burns like the fires of hell later. Maybe red is worth a shot.
