As my boy BenDeen would say, this sh#t is all I really need in life.
>"I love a full English breakfast!"-said no one ever
>>21947574Is there a name for a full English without the tomatoes and beans? I'd go to town on that.
>>21947574An entire nation says it, several if you want to count British offshoots like NZ and Aus. Also it's pretty much universal if you're American and try and full english for the first time that it's guaranteed to be a hit
>>21947579>enjoy these soggy burnt tomatoes>disgusting blood pudding log thing>shitty sausage because the Brits don't know how to make sausage>MUSHROOMS WTF>and gelatinous flavourless beansHow about just bacon, eggs, and toast like a civilized person? Maybe some pancakes if you're really hungry?
*mogs your brekkie*
>>21947590The black pudding is mega optional even among brits so you're being disingenuous for singling it out and you know it. Cumberland sausage is also peak as are shrooms, beans on toast are just a classic combo. You literally can't go wrong
>>21947610American breakfast > British breakfast
>>21947612Why would you ever want anything sweet with breakfast ever?
>>21947554That's a lot of food for one person at brekkie. No wonder americans are so bloated!
The Full Australian Breakfast is basically the same, but we don't call it that. More likely we'd call it a "Big Breakfast" or similar. The main difference is no black/white pudding here, and often we have some avocado
>>21947662Looks preferable in just about every way desu. Tomatoes aren't black and disgusting, sausages look like breakfast sausages, and a hash brown goes a long way. Not to mention the eggs are perfection
>>21947579>An entire nation says it, several if you want to count British offshoots like NZ and AusUntil they come to America and go to IHOP or Denny's or a thousand other places
>>21947590>shitty sausage because the Brits don't know how to make sausageActually they do but you have never had any, so you would know.
>>21947682>thinks ihop and dennys is good Both of those are sheer dogshit, but you wouldn't know that because you haven't left your backwater. You poor naive little girl
>>21947673What a ball sucking faggot. You're probably Canadian
>>21947874What is rather odd is that the anon thinks the Australian breakfast looks better than OPs pic of an 'English Breakfast' . . .it probably does but here is the twist - OPs pic is an Australian attempt at a Full English, it's all Australian ingredients, cooked by a guy that lives in Tasmania.
>>21947882They're basically the same. Baked beans are not mandatory in Australia but they're still pretty common in a full breakfast. The core ingredients of eggs bacon toast tomatoes sausages are mostly the same. We don't do "brown sauce" in Australia, you are more likely to get a tomato relish, or just go fuck yourself Heinz ketchup.You are more likely however to get something wanky like a avocado feta microgreens dukka labneh za'atar sourdough with bush olive tapenade, alongside your bacon and eggs fry up. Especially in Sydney.That will be $50
>>21947890Interdasting.Australian bacon is a slightly different cut than British bacon, we also tend to favour pork sausages too, it that the case in Oz? And brown sauce . . .is that because it's not preferable or just not readily available? Not a very good pic but I did have a cracking breakfast at a cafe, whilst I was waiting for my van to be serviced, including tea, toast all for £8 which works out at just over $15 AUS.
beans don't belong in a breakfast
>>21947900Wary of cafes selling those sausages. Until recently they were £19 per 100 frozen at the cash and carry. Now they're £22 per 100. They'll sell them as an extra for at least £1. Meat content not high enough
>>21947904And what DOES belong on a breakfast exactly?
>>21947905They were OK so was meat level but I won't pretend they were top quality . . .what did I expect for 8 Quid all in?
>>21947900>And brown sauce . . .is that because it's not preferable or just not readily available?It's readily available, it's just not popular here. Idk why, I like it
>>21947554It's a combination of all the foods that you wouldn't want to eat on their own.>tomatoesno one wants to eat tomatoes on their own>mushroomspeople would rather eat chips or rice>sausageprocessed meat which somehow doesnt taste as good as the real thing, and its unhealthier somehow>fried eggsthey dont taste good and theyre unpleasant to eat, scrambled is good though>baconnot the most pleasant flavour, texture isnt that nice either>fried slices of breadwhy have toast? its just two slices of bread, not very nutritious>baked beansits kids food, not nutritious at all, doesnt taste that good either, just a tomato sauce with dust-flavoured beans>black puddingive never had this but it looks disgusting, and im sure no one would ever eat it if it werent served with itits basically a non-meal
>>21947554I love how the portions are actual normal in this picture. Never had a full English but I'm pretty sure I've had all the components by itself.
