the most dishonest food item ever created
What about it? It's just minced whitefish. Because they call it imitation crab? The name states it isn't real crab.
>>21948416Idk it's usually got some crab in it. In Canada they have to make sure it's labelled as imitation crab and not real crab, plus the price alone signifies the difference. I think calling anything McDonald's sells "food" is actually more dishonest. And don't forget doctors used to tell mothers a glass of 7Up! every day was good for their newborn baby's health. That's pretty fuckin dishonest.
>>21948422>it's just minced whitefishmost places I've seen it it's mostly filler with almost no protein and at low rent grocery store sushi counters they charge almost as much as actual fish for it.
>>21948441i've always wondered what goes through someone's head when they buy "sushi" from a discount grocery store or a gas stationit's the most insane game of russian roulette with your body, there's almost a guarantee it'll taste bad and you'll get sick
>>21948442I've never had a problem. Sometimes they even have half decent rolls for sale instead of the cream cheese and mayo loaded crap the goy crave. It's really not that bad, most strip mall sushi joints with "real" chefs will charge you twice as much for the same quality. Most cheap in store sushi is from semi-reputable franchised operations. The problem with being a strong white bvll is that you get 10x the nutrition for half the price and most of the enjoyment from the lunch counter.
>>21948416>most dishonest food item ever createdvegan food is the winner.
>>21948478i agree with that as far as those meat imitations goon second place i might put those covid era cakes that look like they arent cakes
i was about to make a thread about it its so good with pasta
>>21948441>charge almost as much as actual fishwell, it is fish desu
>>21948478they say they're fake from the outset. how is that dishonest?
>>21948416Its just a fish cake, which is a common food in Asia. They really thought Americans wouldn't know what it is so they call it imitation crab. >>21948442If the grocery store has their own seafood counter, its definitely fine to eat. I would never get sushi from aldi or a gas station.
>>21948416for me, i like it, because i like tilapia fish, and its cheap and tastes good. good in stir fry
>>21948547I went to Sobey's and there were INDIANS making the sushi at the seafood counter.
>>21948544I just told you that it's mostly filler.
>>21948569>someone from country A can never learn any skill that originated in country B
>>21948441>source: I made it up!
>>21948594wasn't exactly the point being made
>>21948598>100g pollock surimi sticks>10g protein>100g pure pollock flesh>23g proteinI accept your concession, mister surimi salesman
>>21948594Indians do seem to be capable of rolling up sticky rice around fish. Unfortunately they seem incapable of not washing the shit off of their hands.
>>21948545Some go to lengths to hide the fact it's vegan or plant based, usually using healthy sounding titles instead. Also "Just egg" fake egg.
>>21948616>>21948642it seems like you're saying "ethnic indians are incapable of learning how to wash their hands"well done
>>21948656No-one would be buying any of these things if their marketing didn't center around being plant based retard. Non of the products you posted are "going to great lengths" to hide anything, they're all plastered with "plant based". Their primary market is your picky teenage daughter or adult babies who are having an ethical phase but don't want a plate of fava beans, they need to both look traditionally palatable and clarify that they're plant based to sell. Also "Just" egg is woketard shit, ESLanon. It's just in the since of "environmental justice", not just as in "only"
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>>21948598"Most" is probably a stretch. But here's the cheapest shit I could find on Walmart's website.6g of protein per 85g serving.
>>21948545The dishonesty is the claim about being good lol
>>21948478>>21948545for me it's almond/coconut "milk"sorry, if it's not from a mammal teat it's not milk
>>21948754You're not even close to my level.
>>21948416I like these pan fried with a little bit of melted cheese. The chinese buffet nearby makes a stirfry with surimi and cheese that's pretty good.
>>21948674I'm not saying that, the raw data and overwhelming amount of empirical evidence is saying that.
>>21948773>read up on it>it's not even a decent protein bar, shit protein content and full of sugarthankfully it's dead apparently
>>21948423in the US it's usually labelled as imitation crab or surimi, but they don't have to put warning labels on hot/prepared foods like "crab" cakes or similar
>>21948794>not from a tiger>not milk>not even liquid>"protein rich">no protein
>>21948416almost
>>21948800Americans are willing to eat dogshit GMO sloppa filled with poisonous pesticides and Sunset Yellow, I guess they figure fake crab is the least of their worries.
>>21948807Poor ones, anyone. Or uneducated ones. Anyone with money pays out the nose for overpriced "organic" and "pasture fed" with zero backing to the label claim. If you can't buy that, you're too poor to buy steak and you'll probably stick to ground meat or cheap cuts.
>>21948807>GMO>pesticides>Sunset YellowThere's nothing wrong with any of those things.>>21948808Only impressionable morons go out of their way to buy organic
>>21948816That's why I'm friends with the guy who owns a dairy farm at work. Occasionally they cull their heifers and they have a couple of bulls, too. My freezer's never empty.
>>21948816>There's nothing wrong with any of those things.
>>21948826Is it generally all gamey?>>21948442I would eat sushi from convenience stores in Hawaii. It generally all got sold daily.
>>21948816>>pesticides>>Sunset Yellow>There's nothing wrong with any of those thingsI'm willing to bet there's not many other petroleum products that you'd willingly dose your food with, retardanon.
>>21948848i would eat SPAM and pineapple every day if I lived in Hawaii >>21948863buckle up for the standard reddit response where he pretends to be a chemist and tells you how food dye made from crude oil isn't actually bad for you somehow
>>21948863>>21948868Where it's sourced from has zero bearing on how your body treats it, moron. Btw, the EU and UK both allow sunset yellow so you're double retarded.Pesticides are obviously toxic at high doses but so is everything. There's mercury in the air you're breathing right now.That these pesticides are detectable on produce at all despite their comically low concentration is a marvel of modern technology. You are simply uninformed.
>>21948416so something labeled imitation crab meat is being dishonest?
>>21948880The EU and UK also fill their country with a million other types of poison. The fact that you'd consider either of those things a benchmark for what's good or tolerable speaks volumes about your mental state.
>akshually eating poison isn't bad for you
>>21948880>huhuhuhu if you take .05μg of elemental mercury it won't do anything dude get over it>even water can kill you if you drink enough of it!>so just drink the mercury, duuuude!here's your (you), retardanon.
>>21948569Literally the last ethnicity I would want making sushi. At least they put the work area where you can see it.
>>21948674Yeah
>>21948899Source?
>>21948899Source please
>>21948883The fact that nobody appears to be suffering adverse health effects from this stuff indicates to any sane person that it's fine.>>21948890Dose makes the poison. Are you really too stupid to understand this?
>>21948916Your post is sad because it's either a low-effort troll which is the worst kind, or you actually do believe the stuff your typing which is 10x worse.
>>21948924You can keep paying extra for a marketing gimmick if you want. It's not really any different from being an iFaggot. Just know that every objective metric supports my position.
>>21948927>eating food grown and raised without poison is a marketing gimmick
>>21948940"Normal food is le poison!" Is the marketing gimmick. The compounds naturally present in most vegetables are unironically more "toxic" than the barely detectable amount of glyphosate, or whatever other chemicals those shitty memes told you to be afraid of, that you'll find in the produce section.
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>>21948897when i lived in japan, some of the department stores my company had offices in/i'd get shipped out to had backrooms where all the staff from that building could get snacks, eat, use the bathroom. the fucking indian/nepali whatever guys that would inevitably have a curry shop in the mall would straight up never wash their hands. like some guy in a white chefs suit with a cartoonishly tall white chef hat power walking out of the john straight to the door after loudly shitting it up. i just straight up stopped eating at indian places after i realized it wasn't one guy, and was the case at multiple locations.
>>21948965>"Normal food is le poison!"i think along the coast of france, i believe the saying is "normal food est le poisson"
>>21949017>some guy in a white chefs suit with a cartoonishly tall white chef hat power walking out of the john straight to the door after loudly shitting it up.Sigma male grindset.
>>21948927> It's not really any different from being an iFaggotAsk me how I know you're Indian
>>21949104If you've ever met an Indian you know they are exactly the kind of vain retards that buy an iPhone the moment they can afford it.The entirety of India just lives in poverty.
>>21948789You know, you think stuff like this would happen more often in fastfood and resturants in general.
>>21949104I don't care how much you screech at me for being brown, I am not buying a fucking overpriced brick every year like your dumbasses do.
>>21948416this has never claimed to be real crab and no one with a brain has ever thought these were real crab
>>21949187it's literally standard operating procedure here in Canada, if you eat fast food there's a good chance you'll contract a disease or at least get food poisoning
>>21948416I thought I didn't like crab for the longest time as this was all I had under the name.
>>21948899sir what is the bloody source
>>21948940Bitch the soil and water used to grow plants are more toxic than pesticides Everything on earth is drenched with agrochemicals, microplastics, teflon and birth control residueAlso btw there's nothing wrong with GMO foods, they prevent food shortages
>>21950090We got a certified retard over here
>>21949187It happens all the time, it just doesn't get reported.
>>21948416you can tell if a bitch is freaky if she likes eatin that imitation crab meat
>>21948889Exactly. The dose makes the poison.
>>21950774true only if you can excrete it out. doesn't matter when it accumulates inside you like heavy metals
>>21950817Modern pesticides don't accumulate in the body, retard.
>>21948416Thanks for reminding me I can pick up like a pound of this for $2.50. with a little melted butter makes a nice snack that lasts a while.
>>21948416>Imitation crab meatAlways reminds me of pic related.
>>21948416Bought some today because of you OP. What should I make with it? Should I just scarf it raw?
>>21951213make a spread out of it and put it on bread
>>21948416I don't care, it's versatile and delicious.
>>21948416that's not american cheese flavored emulsified dairy product though
>>21948416I remember liking it as a kid just because it was the only asian sugarmeat kind of thing I'd ever had. When I've eaten it as an adult it's just overwhelmingly sugary though.
>>21951236Ohh that sounds really good, thanks anon.
>>21951375My family makes it for every big occasion, it's addictively delicious and very easy to make
>>21948442Sushi is cooked you moron.
>>21951213Crab rangoon
>>21951088that's why i said "only if you can excrete it out" retard. learn to read.
>>21948416A langoustine blocks your path
>>21951420REEEEE AI SLOPThere's AI non slop but not this
Imitation crab is definitely a scam. Rarely ever tastes like crab. The outside is dyed so it looks more complicated than what it actually is.If they just sold minced white meat as bigger chucks I would buy that, but no one does it because you can make these fake crab sticks and sell them for a bigger profit.
>>21948656J U S T egg
>>21951428When I get this feelingI need Denver steakDenver steak is good for me
>>21951440Incest porn explosion was an Epstein pysop
>>21951418Then your post was not relevant to the topic at hand and had no reason to be made.
>>21951431>scamIt's just Japanese surimi.
>>21951505>Saar! Rim me!They’re getting bold. Gonna need more jam. https://youtu.be/K6BIAUUotq4
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>>21948416
>>21948422Its literally pink paste and they use coloring to make it white, and form into these sticks. Its definitely not minced whitefish. Do research before talking out of your ass.
>>21951375Make imitation crab salad, also try it in place of lobster on a roll.
>>21950090>GMOs allow us to send food aid to niggers that can't into agriculture so they can breed endlesslesy and flood our countriesI don't have any qualms with GMOs on a health basis (except the weird shit like black mold rennet) but the fact that it thwarts evolution is enough for me to be against it.
>>21951763The paste is white. The coloring is to add that bit of red on the outside. Saying it's "just" minced whitefish is incorrect because they use a bunch of rice starch as a binder/filler. But what you're saying is clinically false.>Do research before talking out of your ass.Pot: kettle.
I like these. Got a bunch of frozen ones from the asian market but they were sweet and smelled like fish.
It's nice before I knew how they were made. Just a nice treat to dip (and double dip) into some cocktail sauce.
>>21948423>And don't forget doctors used to tell mothers a glass of 7Up! every day was good for their newborn baby's health.Is the Ginger-Ale for an upset tummy still true? How much ginger does Canada Dry have these days compared to like 50 years ago when this may have been solid advice?
>>21948473Yeah, if I can see the workers plugging away at the grocery store making the rolls I have no issue. Not once have I had a bad experience in that scenario.I won't buy the sushi that is made offsite and delivered in tho.
>>21948547I was hesitant to try the mince shrimp on sugar cane at a Viet place. But once you try it, you are hooked and you find yourself telling random people 'It's as shrimple as that"
>>21948594Disingenuous poster. Reddit is more your speed.
>>21948674Yes. They must be deported.
