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>>21948487
>would you like Oat Milk with your Uncrustables?

>>21948487
>be allergic to peanut butter
>never get to enjoy uncrustables at football with the boys
>peanut allergy subsides in severity as I grow older, becomes only a minor nuisance
>start eating boiled peanuts, so delicious that I don't mind the bit of itchy throat
>get a job as a wildland firefighter
>first incident
>pick up my lunch, there's an uncrustable in there
>oh boy I finally get to enjoy the treat everyone loved dearly while I missed out
>waiting anxiously for lunch to finally sit down and eat it
>can't even think about my aching feet
>finally I get my first chance
>exhausted and starving, conditions conditions could not be perfect for the most enjoyable first bite
>it's fucking disgusting
Peanut butter is nasty bro not even the sugar-enriched bread and fruit paste can cover up the character of crushing despair that permeates that greasy trailer trash goyslop.

>>21948520
That's as tl;dr as it gets. Fuck your blog, zoned out after 3 words

>hey, what else can we slopify?
t. America

someone said that football teams across america spend untold millions of dollars on these to keep their athletes fueld up which is just so fucking crazy to me lol. Just squirt honey into their mouthes bro just feed them raw sugar what the fuck are we doing

>>21948530
Based off the wrapper's label it looks like a Canadian uncrustable

>>21948520
Peanut butter is good, uncrustables peanut butter is bad.
Trust
The hype for uncrustables is not worth it at all, I’ve always hated them.

>>21948526
>being incapable of performing a maximum of 5 seconds of reading
>on a website you waste most of your day on
Anons really our here outing themselves as functionally illiterate lol

>>21948487
>no prep
>30 minute thaw time
thawing is meal prep

>>21948520
>>it's fucking disgusting
Lmao

the pricing on these things is outrageous

>>21948765
>she doesn't put the whole box in the fridge straight from the grocery store

>>21948487
>6g of protein
FUCKING LOL.
For that amount of calories, I mean come on...

>>21948737
>5 seconds
stop lyin

>>21949594
It took me 9 seconds without using speed reading tek. Slow reading is a sign of low literacy levels, anon, I'm sorry.

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fuck yourself OP