Pop-Tarts is dropping new SUPER STUFFED POP-TARTS with have 50% more filling than the originals.
>>21949203So they have as much filling as the normal ones did 15 years ago? Nice.
>>21949206came here to say basically thisthis is what all of those "NOW WITH X% MORE" promos amount to btw, they just sell you what they used to but now at a premium
>>21949203more like ur mom tarts lol
>>21949203I never got Pop Tarts growing up because my parents were health nuts (they knew what was best for me unironically). I tried a Pop Tart when I was 19 and it tasted like an Amazon box someone smeared jam onto. It might be one of the worst processed foods I've ever tasted. >>21949263Very disrespectful.
>>21949203> Cinnamon Carmel NooooI bet that'll take like shit. >>21949326Did you toast it? They're better toasted. I can't say they're worth trying toasted desuLike they're still not goodConvenient for kids eating on the bus at school lol
>>21949203They still taste like trash JUST LIKE YOUR MOMS PUSSY
>>21949329>Did you toast it? They're better toasted. I can't say they're worth trying toasted desuOh yes, put it in the toaster and everything. Made sure to use a low setting so it didn't "dry it out" and it still sucked ass. It's pure zogchow.
>>21949350Can't deny that desu
I only care if there’s cherry
>cook pop tarts once in my toaster>8 years later and it still smells like pop tarts
omg
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Fun fact. Toaster Strudel with icing is healthier in nearly every way compared to an unfrosted Pop Tart.
>>21950111who cares niggaEverything on the market is shit for your health anyways
why the fuck didnt they do the cinnamon ones?
>>21950111Who cares?
more slop per slop
>>21949206>>21949262Yeah, nah, I had poptarts 15 years (plus) ago, they always had a paltry amount of filling. Take off your nostalgia glasses and join reality.
>>21950111I was a toaster strudel kid, and no lmao. No point in my childhood did I feel worse than after I had been gorging on TSes for a year, shit is actual poison.
>>21950111>>21950756tl;dr: toaster strudel is a saturated fat bomb missing most of the vitamins in poptarts
Meanwhile, nutrigrain bars get smaller each year.
>>21949203i need this
>>21950752It is true for some things though, double stuf oreos in canada are unironcally what normal ones used to be.
Why not eat yummy toasted stroopwafel instead?
>>21949203I hate these threads where some fat retard is excited for the new consumer junk food product.>It's happening!!!Yeah, and we shouldn't celebrate it. Why do you eat trash?
>>21950770I had some recently and there was something rancid about one of the flavors, either the apple or the raspberry.
i haven't had poptarts in fuck knows how long but if i see these in the store i would probably ruin my childhood nostalgia by buying a few and realizing they suck ass now (or always did)
>>21950770>buying nutrigrain barsUnironically the worst snack possible. I would rather eat nothing than eat a nutrigrain bar.
>>21950850Yeah they're pretty bad if you eat more than like one poptart. I haven't tried that many flavors but all the ones I tried I always regretted it by the 2nd one in the pack.
>>21949203>wild strawberry growing in field>seeds from wild strawberry taken ti grow on farm>only take seeds from strawberries which grow larger and farm those>only take seeds from the sweetest ones and farm those>distill essential flavors from sweetest strawberries and turn into extract>use extract to develop strawberry flavored candy and syrup>augment flavored candy and syrup with high fructose corn syrup>combine HFCS candy and syrup with collagen and tapioca to make artificial jelly>inject extra amounts into Strawberry Blast Super Stuffed Pop Tarts>let 8 year old Billy choose wild strawberry or pop tartuhhh simulacra bros was Baudrillard right all along?
>>21950853I used to snack on them when I was waging for the sugar rush.
>>21950752I don't know why you're lying. What are you protecting?
>>21950766Neither of these products are a good source of vitamins and saturated fat is the kind of fat you want to eat the most of. Regardless, both brands are horrid junk food you should not be consuming.
>>21950797Man I love these things so much, thinking about buying a thin waffle press so I can make them fresh
>>21950800Fuck off
>>21949203these and double-stuff oreos are pure amerifat lard generators, like I mean poptarts are straight-up banned in other countries as harmful to human life
>>21954191You, I, and a lot of people know it but it's better to sit back and let these people waste their money and ruin themselves.
pop tarts are single-handedly the worst breakfast item you can consume they are tremendously high and sugar. Loaded with crap. I’d rather eat dick b4 eat a pop tart
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>>21950800its literal shills, same with the new mcshitass crap
>>21949203I was thinking it would be an interesting product line to see how good Pop-tarts used to be, but no doubt every cost cutting measure on the recipe unrelated to size will be kept with this... so it won't really be a time machine food.
