*breaks in 1 month*
>>21950478Stop trying to grind ice in it
mine is close to 10 years old now, stop trying to blend nails retard
>buy garbage>surprise it's garbage!buy not-garbage
>>21950520yea i've probably had one around this long
>>21950521fpbp
>>21950478Mine is 15 years old
>>21950478My wife has been using one that looks like this daily for years to make bullshit for her and the kids plus some nasty smoothies that i can chug so i don't have to eat breakfast. Thing was worth whatever the fuck we paid for it since she's been using it for years. I think its some shitty ninja brand or something.
>>21950478Mine still works after 2 years. You lost tranny.
>>21950872How tf can you make a nasty smoothie? Even if it's a meal replacement shake, you can still make them taste really good and load you with enough energy to get to lunch>1 cup/snack-pack of yogurt (berry flavored)>2 big handfuls of frozen fruits (strawberries, bananas, mangos, blackberries, etc)>1/4 cup (or 1/3 cup) of peanut butter>1 handful of dry oatmeal>scoop of whatever protein/whey/nutrient powder (optional)>2% milk until desired consistency
>>21950884Yeah she makes different ones with all kinds of different fruits like you mentioned plus kiwi, blueberries, vitamins, or whatever she thinks is good for me. Also mixes in powder whey protein at my request. I don't mind the taste as it's just something to drink and I generally don't ask her questions about them. I just chug and go about my day until lunch. To me they taste nasty most of the time. Maybe there is something wrong with me but i don't care kiss my ass so what.
>>21950895The peanut butter goes a long way masking weird tastes in smoothies. Plus it has a lot of protein and healthy fats. The oatmeal is good for energy and fiber. Yogurt is good for your gut. Tell your wife we're gonna be doing things MY way from now on. And when she asks who the hell I am, you just tell her "shut up, bitch".
>>21950902Nta but he seems smart enough to not be an asshole to his wife that makes him smoothies
>>21950947Shut up, bitch.
>>21950951When has that actually worked?
>>21950954Just now when I told you to shut up and called you a bitch.
>>21950956I will never shut up, out of spite at this point. Good excuse to use some memes I never get to use
>>21950963If you were my wife and didn't shut up after I told you to shut up, I'd rape you.
>>21950902I don't think so, brother. We got a good thing going on here 20+ years.
>>21950967I forgot that I wasn't supposed to shut up lolYou're a spiteful mutant aren't you? Is that really worth your time? I have a bunch of memes to use
