CALLING ALL ANONSI need to make BBQ pulled pork sandwiches tomorrow to impress this girl I've been recently seeing I need to make them in a crock potI've got the bone in butt pork thing and some onion and garlic and whatnotWhat should I do???????
>>21950893cut all the meat off the bone, in big chunks, dont do it whole. salt the chunks and sear them off in a pan until they have a nice crust. put chunks in slow cooker with a mexican coke and some bbq sauce. after they cook theyll shred up real nice and you mix them with the sauce.
>>21950893>slow cook in garlic + BBQ sauce + black pepper + brown sugar + dash of honey or Dijon mustard>cook until it can be pulled apart with two forks>shred beef VERY finely with the forks (this can take a while) >lightly toast your Hawaiian rolls (these will be your slider buns, cause later on, you're gonna slide into HER buns) >light spread of mayo on bottom bun>pickle chips on bottom bun >put your hand on your date's bun(s)>pulled pork on bottom bun>light drizzle of bbq sauce on pork>coleslaw on pulled pork (opt for a sweeter slaw vs more vinegar-y)>top bun If you serve her one of my famous Kentucky sweet pulled pork sliders, and she DOESN'T have sex with you, then I'd say just rape her.
>>21950916Shred *pork very finely. Sorry, I'm druk
>>21950919Drunk on a Thursday Me tooWhat r u drinking anon
>>21950925white claw. Can't keep liquor in my house because I become the liquor.
>>21950927How many did you drink so far ??I've drank 3.5 of picrel so far because im mentally retarded
>>21950933I had like 3 white claws after I got home, but I was helping a friend of mine move to a new shop, so we kinda drank all day. I probably had like 7 or 8 drinks today
>>21950941Do you get DT symptoms from not drinking Why do you have friends People on 4chan shouldn't have friends What's your angle
>>21950969What are DT symptoms? I have friends cause I force myself to interact with people, and sometimes I end up liking a few of them on a personal level.
>>21950997Delirium tremens How drunk r u rnWhat time is it for u rnWill u drink more tonight How many days per week do u drink
>>21950999No, I don't shake when I don't drink. I'm not that far down the rabbit hole. Not very drunk anymore, Had my last white claw 2 hours ago. Midnight. No. Every day.
>>21951001So ur in Texas??,??
this was a pulled pork thread
>>21951004Maybe. What's it matter.
>>21951007OP didn't thank or engage with any of the anons that initially gave suggestions. If he ain't interested, why should we be
>>21950999Stop being so gay
>>21951007What he said here >>21951011 - op does these threads regularly "helpppppp quickly I've got to impress a girl and have these ingredients what do I dooooo???? Helppppppp" then does fuck all. He's a bit of cunt actually
>>21951011>>21951007I only have garlic and onion and stubbs spicy BBQ sauce and uhhhhhh pork and chicken bullion paste and ummm some spices and .... I don't want to put excessive sugar into it cuz that's goyslop and ... uhh what do I do? I've made it before. I cooked pulled pork and afterwards took the shoulderblade bone out and did Chinese scapulomancy on it to predict the future.But how do I make it taste good?Should I use chicken bullion water alone, or should I add worschteteshier sauce and vinegar? Should I use ketchup or mustard as a binder for the dry rub? This is being cooked In a crock pot, mind you, so idk if binders are nessiacry. Should I score the meat or put the fat cap down????
>>21951018I never posted onto this bord before i just post on r9k ajd lit >>21951013Sorry>>21951008Sorry
>>21951019It clearly sounds like you know how to make pulled pork. You're like that kid in class that would ask a million pointless questions that he already knew the answers to just so somebody would talk to him.
>>21951025I've made it before but i want 4chans opinion. Sure I've made it before and ppl have said it tasted OK, but I want 4chans opinion cuz maybe im doing it wrong, and everyone who said its ok is a normalfag and doesn't understand the autistic esoteric gustatory knowledge held only on this site. And I don't want my food to taste "ok" to normalfagsI want my food to taste impossibly good to them because I've unlocked the secret culinary tactics of the occult wizards If that makes sense
>>21950904But then the bone won't get cooked. You need to cook the bone for callogen.
>>21950893Just get some pork butt rub, there are hundreds of them. Also helps to use a binder like mustard to keep the rub sticking. Unfortunately you won't get a great crust in a crock pot but it should still turn out well.
what do you need collagen for in pulled pork? you can just cook the bone on its own for broth if you want collagen so much.
>>21951486For healthy hair and teeth :3
>>21951019>I don't want to put excessive sugar into it cuz that's goyslopNGMI
>>21950893>I've got the bone in buttSounds like she’s already impressed then
