Why do the guests on Last Meals always pick such boring, basic bitch options? Are celebrities allergic to flavor?
>>21951177It may surprise you that even actors can live lives as ordinary people who like simple pleasures and don't yearn for gold leaf-encrusted wagyuu, caviar, high grade sashimi, and shrimp cocktails over comforting, cheap thrills like a simple pizza, ice cream, bacon, and your mom's pussy.
>>21951181Sure, but you have access to the entire world's culinary delights and your all time pick is fucking margherita pizza? Also my mom's pussy has been a bit dusty since we cremated her, but you do you.
>>21951177i hope my last meal is the heart of my enemy roasted with beets and sour cream
>>21951184Successful actors that are tapped for name recognition have had all the stuff that you sit there and fantasize about. They could have it every week for the rest of their lives. A last meal isn't going to be a bucket list item when they've probably already had all of their bucket list items many times over, it's going to be something that holds value to them personally. Your mother should have focused on teaching you critical thinking skills before getting dusted.
For dessert, I request a bowl of sherbets. One scoop each of vanilla, habanero, and lime; sprinkled with slivered almonds and drizzled with dark-chocolate syrup.
I don't know how hard they really try with last meals. I'd be pretty annoyed if they fucked up my food. Usually if I'm mad about that I don't even bother finishing the meal and go elsewhere but that's not really an option in this case.
>>21951194Agian, I'm not talking about bucket list delicacies. Just something more flavorful than 'basket of bread'
>>21951204Do you have trouble reading? These people have had everything they could want, so their last meal probably just holds personal significance to them. Just googling this guy shows that he is a big fan of pizza, so margherita is probably what he considers to be the best form of his favorite food. Are you fumbling your way through a bad attempt to make a jab against margherita pizza specifically or are you legitimately retarded and incapable of understanding things?
>>21951204I mean, if you watch the one with Johnny Knoxville, he literally sent in random fried foods at the last minute only for mythical kitchen staff to improvise and shove the "Hunter S. Thompson meal" into the episode.Some people just straight-up don't care.
The host of this show and i each eating rotisserie cchicken with our bare handds as we stare listlessly into each others eyes
>>21951177Neapolitan pizza and sushi are popular but I wouldn't call them "basic".
>>21951177Not everything needs to be seasoned to hell and back Jamal. Food tastes so much better when it isn't drowned in cheap powder.
>>21951184>Sure, but you have access to the entire world's culinary delightsAnd most of them are shit. Why eat shitty food just for the hell of it? Being a hipster doesn't make food taste better.
>>21951177Part of it might be that they want to seem 'relatable'. Vids like that are a PR stunt for their brand
>>21951177I'm always amazed by the ones that are essentially just advertisements for specific restaurants, products, etc. I'm so tired of marketing becoming the complete replacement for mindless entertainment.>>21951328this
>>21951177It's good for their brand to be as bland and relatable as possible.You have to remember that actors and celebrities live or die based on their image. If you don't feel a connection to this person, then you won't care when they pop up in the news or tabloids, which gives directors and brands less incentive to cast or collaborate with them.Maybe Elijah really would prefer beluga caviar and champagne, but saying pizza and Coke™ instead is the smarter decision.
>>21951177the answer to the "last meal" question is always "the executioner".
>your last meal is $40its not exciting in 2026. this is like a kfc family meal.
>>21951343you're spot on, but you're missing one piece of the puzzle, anon.coke paid him to say coke.t. actual industry advisor
>>21951177I was surprised that I watched the Critoph Waltz one entirely, normally I don't, but Waltz was a delight. I despise Josh for being a buff nerd who made it his entire personality and also for being mean to Link. Makes most episodes hard to watch.
>>21951186hoping won't make it so
>>21951204Freshly baked bread is wonderful, faggot-kun.
>>21951204This is an American mindset. Places where people were raised on real food aren't obsessed with turbocharging the flavor of every single meal
>>21951177finally they are going to kill frodo
There's obviously a few pseuds from /tv/ in this thread. They're insufferably smug and obnoxious.
>>21952267>insufferably smug and obnoxious.that's pretty much everybody on 4chan
>>21951177post your last meal then bitch
>>21951177>Why do the guests on Last Meals always pick such boring, basic bitch options?The point of a Last Meal is to relive a part of your life you miss, right? I mean these people have spent years behind bars. At that point you just want to resample the taste of a Big Mac or whatever.
>>21953634>At that point you just want to resample the taste of a Big Mac or whatever.I'm assuming they already get that taste almost everyday, considering it's shitty prison slop.
>>21951177My final meal would just be a bunch of laxatives so the guards would have a huge mess to contend with after they kill me
>>21953660they already will have a mess, the guards go home like any other day, some equivalent of a janitor will end up using a shop vac on your mess and splash some extra bleach on the floor
Babish chose to speak about how that mental patient sexually assaulted him, he seemed like a giant faggot and the show host never said a word and just went on with thr next dish lmao
>>21951177Post your last meal options. Let us critique what you think is better than "boring, basic bitch options".
>>21951177Watch the Jonny Knoxville one, he barely picked anything and just wrote random shit that popped into his head. He wrote down so little they literally made-up shit for him.
>>21953693Yee I wanna know what they think is interesting or worthwhileI just want what would be really good. Mostly desserts desu
>>21951322This. You know why certain food items became so ubiquitous and "boring?" Because that's the shit that tastes good. If the niche delicacies that rich people pay your annual salary for were actually any good, they'd find a way to farm it en-masse until it stopped being the niche product it is.>b-but [some midwit answer about how some things aren't farmable]No. Fuck you. We'd find a way.
Im going to go with, Chateaubriand as my last meal. Ill take roasted Brussels sprouts to go with
>>21951177cant watch that show cause i hate the way that glasses cuck talks like jesus shut up man
>>21951184>and your all time pick is fucking margherita pizza?Italian cuisine is at the height of human culinary culture.
imagine watching normie slop like this
>>21954734>talks like jesuswat
>>21951177Last meals are usually comfort driven, hence you get people requesting burgers and fries, fried chicken etc. Its one final comfort before meeting God, and if they're not religious or anything like that - the prospect of oblivion can be quite intimidating. >Marion Albert PruettPizza Hut stuffed crust pizza, four Burger King Whoppers, french fries, fried squash, fried eggplant, fried okra, a whole pecan pie, and three two-liter Pepsi bottles>Robert Alton Harris21-piece bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, two large Domino's pizzas with no anchovies, a bag of jelly beans, a six-pack of Pepsi, and a pack of Camel cigarettes. >Thomas Grassodouble cheeseburger from Burger King, half a pumpkin pie with whipped cream and strawberries, two strawberry milkshakes, and a 16-ounce can of Spaghetti-Os served at room temperature.>John Wayne Gacydozen deep-fried shrimp, a bucket of KFC original recipe chicken, fries, and a pound of strawberries as his last meal. (wierd because he actually managed a KFC as a previous job, you'd think he'd be sick of the smell)>Stephen Andersontwo grilled cheese sandwiches, a pint of cottage cheese, a hominy/corn mixture, a slice of peach pie, chocolate chip ice cream, and radishes.>Timothy McVeightwo pints of mint chocolate chip ice creametc
