Pizza in Clinton, Iowa. Do you go for the sausage, or the Canadian bacon?
>>21952964I like bacon and spinach on my za these days
>>21952964one of each of course
>>21952964what dat yello gunk
>>21952967The failed hopes and dreams of all flyovers.
>>21952967it's a mix of white and yellow cheese
>>21952964The bacon part looks okay but the rabbit pellets don't look appetizing.
>>21952976yellow cheese is white too until they add artificial coloring to it. Americans really think cheese should be yellow.
>>21952997some cheese can be naturally yellow from aging and if it has a higher vitamin A content, but yes most yellow cheese in the usa is dyed.
I go for the exit.
>>21952964The halm is the safer option but I might reach for the sausage just to find out if it's any good. I like those little rabbit poop sausages
>Do you go for the sausage, or the Canadian bacon?No.
>>21952997>artificial coloringyou are retarded if you think annatto is artificial. please dont vote or reproduce, you lumbering buffoon.
>>21952976Cheese is cheese. Who cares about the color you racist bastard.
>>21953112If it wasn't in there initially, then it is, by definition, artificial.
>>21952964I fold tha za in half, and swalla.
>>21952964You better not be talking shit about my Happy Joe's, motherfucker.And the answer is the Happy Joe's Special, aka Canadian bacon and sauerkraut.
>>21952964>Clinton, Iowa
>>21956920Looks legitimately post-apocalyptic.
>>21953852By that definition cheese itself is artificial.
>>21957081that's basically every small flyover town
>>21957099>flyovershut the fuck up, cringelord
>>21956920Silent Hill vibes, quite comfy
>>21957103calm down cleetus. it's the truth and you know it.t. spent part of my childhood in eastern KY which i guarantee was more rural and destitute than wherever you grew up
>>21957149shut the fuck up.
>>21957151
>>21952972The Midwest is 95% gunk at this point.(The other 5% is thick bitches with a heart of gold that cook with the gunk.)
>>21957081It is empty and foggy because you're looking at a berm in front of the Mississippi river.
What the fuck are you doing there, been a flyover born and raised in this state for 34 years and don’t think I’ve ever set foot in Clinton.
>>21957335Had to meet up with an old friend and his family and this was the best midpoint. Had to drive out of the QC, it was annoying
>>21952967Happy Joe's adds some cheddar.
>>21953852Most retarded post I've read today
>pizza>clinton
