>>21953309
>food coloring flavored marshmallows
I never understood the appeal.

>>21953309
Marshmallows are fucking awful no matter what form you twist them into.

I remember as a kid microwaving one, and it eventually burst into flames.

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>>21953309
Peeps are a breakfast food.

>>21953309
>candy
the most vile part of easter.
if you knew the origins of the candy on easter you'd start calling pagans epstein.
the purpose was to make the young girls horny for their fertility festival of esther (coming of spring) so they could plant "seeds of renewal" for their population.
we co-opted it to erase the pagan nonsense and make it Holy by celebrating the resurrection.
then american dummies in the industrial era decided to sell candy again.
now you have type 2 diabetes.
the wages of sin truly are death.

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PEEP THIS ONE YO. THEYRE TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

>>21953309
word. I don't get why they're ubiquitously hated. I just hate that they're so fucking expensive, like wtf... I just want to buy a box and fill my mouff without getting a loan from the bank. The weird looks I get when they ask why I need the money... I can't take it anymooooore!

>>21953860
>has science gone too far?
no. no it hasn't. now pour them all in my mouff...

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>>21953866

>instantly dissolves your teeth on contact.

Before some wise guy comments, I don't have cavities, and I can eat any other food perfectly fine. There's something about peeps that feels like acid in your mouth.

>>21953957
drink water

>>21953959
no thanks. i prefer to eat my water

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>>21953389
i beg to differ

>>21953390
did you eat it

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>>21953389
i beg to differ

>>21953820
So instead of banging fertile sluts, we now eat palm oil HFCS chocolate bunnies? This timeline sucks.