>how?
>>21953396would rather just eat out in both ways
>>21953396Reminder that she has one of her whore friends holding the camera.
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>how does he get out?based ja/ck/
>>21953396For some reason cooking/food and sexual arousal don’t pair well for me. Anything sexual makes me lose my appetite and anything food related kills my boner. I can’t be the only one.
>>21953472>egg curry>can't taste the eggs at all
>>21953706Same. Sometimes food can be read as sexual but I find it to be in a funny way. Like euphemisms for sex just like flowers since ultimately a lot of foods are plant gonads anyway.
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>>21953706food and sex are separate parts of the brain.those that have them wired together are the defective ones, anon.you're normal.congrats.>>21953396>steak and shirmp as a sandwich instead of just a nice grilled steak with grilled shrimp on top like at a steakhouse>not showing her ass so i have no idea what i'm gonna be fuckingshe doesn't understand men at all.we literally don't care about tits because tits ain't got no hole.
>>21953739>stove with no counter on the sides>tlci'm just highly upset now.
>>21953740>drinking while workingjust the amount of piss alone is why you don't do this.
>>21953741This is like a postmortem Disneyland for chickens
>>21953395He has the cheapest possible eggs, look at that color!
>>21953741Damn, bet they taste perfect at the end.
>>21953396you just know her tits is the only thing she has going in her pathetic life, I bet her father is an alcoholic and abused her. literally, remove her tits and that video is boring. imagine the same video but with a man instead. dumb bloody bitch.
>>21953472>no preparation Pretty sure you're still gonna have to chop the onions, ginger, and chilies.
>>21953831Agreed eating an edible right before or a few hours into your shift is the way to go. To combat the cotton mouth without having to drink a ton of water and pissing as if you were drinking beer just chew gum or suck on some hard candy, maybe throw a zyn in your lip?
>>21953395he hasn't washed that cup in two years
>>21953747I hope for his sake that's just gallium and not mercury.
>>21953396Sandwich looks pretty good until she mashes the chips on there
>>21953493Y p pol don c zon dey food
>>21954036gallium would wet everything, this is mercury.
>>21954051Sandwiches should be easy to eat. This sloppy and oversized business is heretical.
>>21953747>>21954036Elemental mercury isn't too dangerous, it's the compounds like methylmercury it can become that are ridiculously toxic.
>>21954021>literally, remove her tits and that video is boring. imagine the same video but with a man insteadi went for a different approach
>>21953396Any more of these
>>21953730you probably can
>>21954270Lost
>>21954131yah theres a whole series of them you gotta dig in archives or find that lady's socials
>>21953741I thought it was an Isis execution video from the thumb
>>21954313From the first time I saw this years ago and to this day, this is easily one of the top 3 funniest things I have ever seen
>>21954263do americans really
>>21954685*nods*
>>21954279lmao
>>21954021That's every woman with large tits. That being said, Ill still fall for them every time. Let me suck on your boobs
>>21953395i believe there is a door somewhere behind him, otherwise he is trapped in the amazing egg circus
>>21954279one anon said after a certain weight your neck is so fat you gotta do the nod to get the food down
>>21953740Still don't understand the hype around this shit1. I don't want some drunken border-hopper making my food2. Consuming anything while working in a kitchen is unsanitary and unprofessional3. The end result looks like the most basic-bitch bagel you've ever seen4. "That'll be $28.50, thanks">>21954685Americans don't call them "chips">>21954800Wrong bar, buddy
>>21954800This was Jack 10+ years ago too, one shot of Ozempic would save him but he refuses
>>21953493What is even being entombed here?
>>21955075Doritos?
>>21954272>sliced the plastic and the food with the same knifeThe food is now highly contamined with plastic. I'm not eating it.
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>>21953395is he a drug dealer? Whats in the white bags?
>>21953396if those tits cant get a BF either her personality is insufferable or she hasnt met me yet.sandwich looks disgusting btw.
>>21954313This always makes me sad.
>>21953396pick me final boss
>>21955245Engagement bait. Helps keep the Indian simps hooked.
>>21955075sweet potato
>>21954279jej
>>21955547That's retarded. How are you supposed to eat that without getting melted cheese all over the place?Not to mention the face that this is an excessive amount of cheese for a burger. Maybe they do this because their meat and veggies tastes like shit.
>>21954272Sugar was unnecessary and the plastic was unnecessary.
>>21954313Here's the non-tiktok version.
>>21954168Maybe you can,mutant.
>>21955449that makes too much sense. Everythings a scam these days.
>>21955245she had taken multiple dicks on camera, she's an OF thot and those titles are just keys dangling in front of simps' faces
>>21953472>no preparationFUCK YOUI'M MAKING THIS LATER THIS WEEK AFTER SEEING THIS WEBM FOR YEARS, THIS BETTER BE TASTY YOU LIMEY PRICK
>>21955887>LIMEY PRICKI can't read that without hearing this guys voice.
>>21954279Das lacis
>>21953982>This is like a postmortem Disneyland for chickens My sides are spinning like that rotisserie merry-go-round.
>>21953395I fucking beg you retards, post this webm with the proper filename next time, please.
>>21954109most of its toxicity comes from the fact that it binds to selenium, leading to selenium deficiencies.selenium supplements can cure mercury poisoning.
>>21953396damn I bet she shits with that chest butt but that sandwich looks awful why cant women balance ingredients pump and dump for sure
>>21953395i always like this webmthe serious but nonchalant professionalism of the egg manthe customers enthralled by the egg sandwichesthe unknown locale, probably outside a shipyard or something where that’s the only food stall
>>21955304The spilling sauce is sad. The surprise heads hot is funny.
>>21955815Also the fact he added high ABV alcohol to a cheese sauce.
>>21955075Looks like yams or sweet potatoes. Given the quantity of sugar, guess they're making candied yams or similar.There is the minor chance that it's carrots but those triangle-looking things are too big to come from normal carrots.
>>21955815>How are you supposed to eat that without getting melted cheese all over the place?You don't.You pay for the flame show and the Instagram video to put on your own timeline.
>>21954270good lord...
>>21953740Who on Earth would pay for something this bad AND badly made?
>>21953493What always gets me is that sweet potatoes already have so much natural sugar in them that you really just need some butter and oil and they will crisp up quite nicely on their own in the oven.
>>21954055they don't though
>>21955063always that one guy that hates everything about anything
>>21954272what's the point of separating the whites and yellows when you mix them up again afterwards? Texture?
>>21954021DUMB BLOODY BITCH BASTERD
>>21956507>Texture?Yes. Just speculating exactly why but boiled egg yolk can be a bit dry, mashing it smooth can give it a better texture and thicken the dressing more while leaving the white in chunks for something substantial to chew.
>>21954263Do you think his hat touched the soup at the end
>>21956503if you can acquire quality bagels you can make a ton of these at home with higher quality ingredients for way cheaper. eggs and bacon are two of the easiest foods to cook in existence. ill never understand people who waste money buying breakfast food like this at a huge markup
>>21956541hm i'll test it out tomorrow
>>21956594i saw a guy in college build up this habit of having an egg mcmuffin for breakfast everyday. At first it was an impulse buy after waking up late, and then every time he'd wake up late he'd get one on the way to class and finally it became an everyday breakfast so that he could wake up 30 minutes later everyday.
>>21953435Or just a friendzoned simp
>>21954021She probably has a ton of betabuxxers, parties every weekend, travels all the time and has a more enjoyable life that most of the male population.
>>21953396For me, I don't find fat titty jiggling attractive, or cooking some retarded shrimp burger.Now if she spread her legs, bent over, and pointed her butthole at the camera, I might find that attractive. Or maybe if she was cooking something that I actually wanted to eat.
>>21956628what if she cooked her butthole
>>21956629I have the strangest erection right now
>>21953739The master, I kneel
>>21954051Why should they let the cat stand there and be at risk of being swept away
>>21953395god bless Surly, King of the Egg Fort
>>21954270I can't get over him racking the slide after clearing the chamber. Yes, I get that there was nothing else in the magazine, yes, it's a dumb meme vid, but still.
>>21956638If it does not understand the danger, perhaps it deserves to die.I'm not talking about cats.
>>21953741>Roast him on the wheel of pain
>>21954263Genuinely don't know how people put it away like this.
>>21954263>tiktok
>>21956507eh it's deviled egg salad so i guess they mindlessly followed the process of preparing to make deviled eggs before turning it into a salad
>>21954270he got fired over this video
>>21953829he is an extreme minimalist (mentally ill). i think he has like 2 shirts, no bed.
>>21955063>he doesn't know 90% of BoH workers are drunk and high (uppers and downers both) while working
>>21953740>huge line forms>keeps jump cutting back to drinking beer or very slowly making a sandwich>not just a sandwich, THE sandwich>soygoblin peering over the counter, gleefully awaiting his sloppaIt's all so tiresome.
>>21953396what a stupid gross video.the caveman in the first post could at least make me bust a fat load.
>>21953396hhhhrrrrnnnngghhhhh
>>21954263im a hypcondriac that assumes im always overeating and that im going to have an early heart attack despite the fact im 165lbs 5'11" and walk 15k steps a day, then i see guys like this and it makes me feel better, this is like, 4 days worth of food for me
>>21956047>this guyHe can speak for himself, anonHe knows who he is
>>21956866As you should, if that's trueIf you're a cop, you should be playing around with your gun, in uniform
>>21955802Why is Machine Gun Kelly there
>>21959415That's more than four days worth of food for anyone, if I estimate calories correctly. Of course, most of it goes to waste as feces.
>>21955886Link?
>>21953706Definitely not the only one. I always get autistically irritated at the disingenuous people too. She’s not trying to get a boyfriend, she’s just trying to make moneyWhich is fine desu, but say like making sandwiches and show or something, idk
>>21953741Netherlands in a not so distant future.
>>21953706Depends on the food. Light, sweet, relaxing things are good. Fatty fish and garlic not so much.
>>21953433I couldn't imagine working in fast food for $15 when you can get $20+ by working in a warehouse for the same amount of work and it's much less a dead end.
>>21955887If you're interested, this is my step-by-step guide to cooking the All-Bengal Women's Union first-class egg curry. And now I'm adding, first of all, some chilli powder and then some turmeric. Now here's the intersting thing. I'm adding my boiled eggs now, and the reason for that is I want them to pick up the colour as well as the flavour from the chilli and the turmeric. Now I'm just going to add some onions and cook them out a little bit. And now some ginger and some chilli. Now some liquid in the form of coconut milk. To flavour that, a teaspoon of sugar and a teaspoon of salt. Let it bubble away for about three to five minutes just to thicken. And then I'm going to finish the dish off with a sprinkling of garam masala and some coriander and that's it. This takes no preparation of course, apart from boiling a few eggs. So I sort of think it's almost like: "Shall I have scrambled eggs tonight or shall I have curried eggs?".
>>21954263You think he's still alive?
>>21960565>and it's much less a dead endThat's a pretty dubious claim. Most of the warehouse wagies will never get promoted beyond box monkeys. It's really easy to move up in fast food.
>>21960580Nah. Working in a warehouse gets you into osha certs, forklift, etc which opens a lot of doors.
>>21960573he posted a video titled 'yeh I am still alive' or some such recently. it was full of even worse binge eating and head nodding of satisfaction
>>21960628>”Pepsi”>Clearly Coke
>>21961103Anon, why do you know the difference from this clip alone? It's unhealthy
>>21955887STATUS UPDATEIT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY [spoiler]good[/spoiler] IT STILL TOOK LIKE AN HOUR TO MAKE, NOT EVERYONE HAS SOME BENGALI BITCHES AT HAND TO CHOP YOUR CHILLIES WITH AND FONDLE YOUR BALLS AFTERWARDS
>>21961165you can see it's a red can at the beginning
>>21961277Oh. Nevermind then I'm retarded
>>21960628>not even mixing itif you're gonna be fat at least do it right
>>21961364me too :D
>>21961245Baka
>>21953747>>21954036>>21954056>>21954109>>21954109Fun fact but your body cannot dissolve mercury so you would just pee it out 2 hours later
>>21961495Mercury would definitly get caught in your \iver and kidneysbut peeing put liquid metal does seem cool.
>>21956337>Instagram video to put on your own timeline.The Status seeking crazy of instagram destroying any true industry has been a disaster for the human race.It ruined travelling, it ruined any uniformed profession, especially nurses, it ruined eating out.Thanks instagram for making the world a worse place.
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>>21954263The nodding after every bite is what gets me. Like, its just a bit of food man. A normal donut. The fats truly have a broken brain if every bite of food illicits such a positive response.
>>21956576imagine the smell
>>21954272Gross. You don't put sugar in egg salad. And there's no fucking point in making a mayo/butter spread for the insides either. Very weird video.
>>21955868AWESOME
>>21962589Any anons got more Indian street food videos? I'm not sure why but I find them pretty interesting
>>21960628>5>just puts in 4
>>21954272Butter, salt, sugar, whitebread, what is this, the heartstopper5000?Also why add salt to the water when you boil the eggs?
>>21962592You could easily let them drop into a tray and you wouldn't have them on the dirty floor between your sweaty feet, you wouldn't even need to bend down and could just stand up straightIts as if they wanted it to be dirty and inefficient on purpose
>>21960628>captions pepsi but it's coke>"sugers">captions 5 and puts in 4>doesn't stir in the sugar>not even mentioning the concept of adding sugar to sodaEngagement baiters should drawn and quartered. I actually mean it.
>>21953395I'm taking requests on things to edit and webm.
>>21953741I keep thinking of Hellraiser.
It's /ck/ I promise.
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>>21953472pretty sure this recipe is a joke currymunchers play on white people to make them shit their pants and blow out their anus for an entire week after eating it
>>21953743Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn't want to live no mo'
>>21953741>2 seconds of low heat followed by 10 seconds of blowing in the windhow does this work to cook them, exactly?
>>21962940If you weren’t retarded, you’d realize that the rate of heat gain is higher than the rate of heat loss in this scenario.
>>21962940The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind
>>21962944even if i'm baking chicken in a 1000 degree oven, if I keep taking it out every 2 seconds and putting it next to the AC for 10, i don't see it cooking too well.
>>21962592because they are homemade bro, it's cool
>>21953396>part 103
That'll be 250 dollars + tip...
>>21962974that's really cheap if you think about it
>>21962974>gold flakeAaaaaand it's ruined.
>>21953396My almonds are activated.
