Would this za really feed an American family these days?
>just bell peppersGod the past's idea of the future was gay and retarded
>>21954874In the novelization of bttf 2 it’s explained that the bell peppers are bioengineered to taste like pizza toppings (pepperoni, onion, olives, sausage, etc.) it’s supposed to be a healthier alternative
>>21954968Yeah and in the Forrest Gump novel he goes to space with a monkey and plays chess with cannibals We miss out on a lot, being uncultured swine D:
>>21954868who the fuck orders a pizza with just green bell peppers
>>21954868Takes two seconds to make another one, anon.
>>21954868It wouldn’t even feed me
>>21954968>novelization Fuck off back to redd!t dickwad...
>>21954868Lol noA pizza is what, 1000 calories? If we assume a relatively small family of four, that’s 250 calories each. Pathetically small. Even if they were all toddlers eating three square meals a day that would come up a little short, I think they need around 1200 calories. If anyone in the family has higher caloric needs that day due to an active lifestyle, being a teenager, or having skipped a meal earlier in the day that pizza will feed just one of them. If you want to be a parent learn to cook and learn to cook big. Children’s caloric needs are not as small as is generally felt because they are growing and frequently live more active lifestyles. At around age 9 is when their needs catch up to the 2,000 c/day recommendation for adults, and as teenagers they will exceed it even if sedentary.
>>21955153A large Supreme Pizza Hut pizza has 3300 calories
>>21955153A 12 in Domino’s pepperoni is 250 cal/slice, 2,000 cal total. I think you’re underestimating the calorie content of pizza.
>>21955005In college, I ordered a pizza just for myself because everyone else wanted pepperoni and sausage and stuff and I just wanted onion. Just onion. I love onion on pizza. But nobody wanted just onion so I just got and paid for my own onion za and people looked at me like I was a weirdo for not wanting supreme.
>>21954868Obsessed
>>21955234Supreme can be a bit extra, but come on man, onion goes well with so many things…
>>21954874how did you recognize the movie hahha, is the one that had rat burgers?
>>21954868Amazingly the pizza in the movie looks as plastic and fake as real Pizza Hut pizza. Though I have to admit Pizza Hut's Detroit style pizza and their chicken wings are damn good
>>21955720I've noticed that Detroit style is really hard to fuck up. Little caesars is generally terrible but their Detroit style is perfectly good as well. Desirable, even.
>>21955234There's an Italian bakery near me that does sfincione (Italian street food with tomato sauce, onions, and breadcrumbs, no cheese). You'd probably love it
>>21955712rat burgers was demolition man. this was back to the future 2
>>21955757>you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute
>>21955234Based and minimalism pilled.Most people operate on animal logic that more is better. But on a pizza, each additional topping takes away from the other. More toppings are only of value if they synergize, such as pineapple and jalapeno
>>21955727that looks good ngl
>>21954868That's a fairly small amount of Pizza Hut for an average-sized McFly, I'd say?
>>21955153a regular slice of za from a chain is around 300 cal a slice, its just not that filling. rarely can I only eat 3 slices
>>21955863This guy gets it.>>21955727I'm literally from Italy, just live in the US now (and back then, when the college story occurred). I've had'em and like'em.>>21955701Yeah, but I like the charring raw onion gets during the bake. It's the best think to put on pizza, even better than caramelised.
>>21955103Fuck yourself, you illiterate, anti-intellectual little faggot. Books and reading are not "lame". You will never make it in the world being proud of avoiding words when you could just *watch* something unfold before your ignorant eyes.
>>21954868No. It loses all nutritional value as soon as you call it "za".
>>21954868That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say.
>>21954868I eat pizza without cheese. Favorite Toppings:Sweet Peppers.BasilHalf baked.I'm vegan.
>>21956615>Half baked.I dunno about that. I like to make sure the yeast is good and dead before I eat it. Otherwise, nothing wrong with bread, sauce, peppers etc. It's just not remotely as good as it would be if it had cheese and pepperoni on it.
>>21954874It should have been mushroom desu
>>21955863I'm fed up of you banging on about pineapple and jalapeno. You're as bad as the tomato sandwich retard
>>21954994I've had weekends like that
>>21956764Yeah, online. In between jerking to mlp
>>21956178Boy...Reading comprehension...not a thing apparently.
>>21956178Just to make myself clear...I think "novelizations" or whatever are cheap cash grabs to make a quick buck from a –usually– shitty movie.And the kind of garbage r*ddit's pseudo intellectual midwits adore.I love books almost to the point of fetishistic retardation...I hope I made myself clear enough...
>>21956788Fuck off to /tv/ you fucking pseud. Nobody gives a fuck about your """meta""" analysis.
>>21956796Yeah that's a samefag though.
>>21954868Wtf AI slop is this? Look at the pizza and their hands!
>>21954868I could eat that by myself and still need a couple hot pockets for dessert to really get me there
