Mopane caterpillars, a staple protein in Southern Africa.In comparison to beef:>2-3x more protein>5-12x more iron>Better fat quality (unsaturated)>10x more calcium>2-3x more zinc>has fiber while beef doesn'tReminder, if you think this is gross, you're a picky eater.
>>21954918> Picky eaterI think this is gross but I would still try it, what am I?
>>21954918I would absolutely try em. Maybe not straight tho. I imagine skewered over a wood fire might be good.
>>21954918Probably taste fuckin awful though like most bugs likely do
STOP HACKING INTO MY CONVERSATIONS MY WIFE AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH OUR NEIGHBOURS FROM THAT GERMAN-SPEAKING COUNTRY IN AFRICA AND THE WIFE-HALF OF THE COUPLE MENTIONED THESE CATERPILLAR THINGS BUT SHE CALLED THEM OMAGOOGOO OR SOMETHING FUCK YOU
>>21954918>Reminder, if you think this is gross, you're a picky eater.Reminder, if you don't want to live in Africa, you're a bigot.
>>21954918I’ll take the deenz instead bugboy
>>21954918Biltong mogs the shit out of this
>>21954976You left your living room window open again. It's cool, I shut it for you.
>>21954918>Reminder, if you think this is gross, you're a picky eater.Wrong, I'm not a subhuman.
>>21954929yea skewered with a honey glaze and some flakey salt might be nice, no shot i’m eating raw caterpillars thougheverbeit
Eating bugs is for lesser beings.
>>21954918>served at every 4 star mud hut
it needs to pass the test of how good it tastes fried, which i dont think it does.
>>21954976were in your walls
>>21954918go there and stay there if you like it so muchfuck your propagandastupid fucking faggot
>>21955651speak for yourself, I have better things to do.
>>21954918>eat ze bugs goyimHow about no?
>>21954925I'll stick to the 9900g jerky.
>>21954926A curious picky eater.
>>21954976You have Namibian neighbors?
>>21956023Is that the place where they smear mud all over themselves and wrap their hair in clay and the women go topless?
>>21956031Are you sure that's not the average yearly Burning Man meet-up?
Bugs are third worlder food. My ancestors conquered, planted, reared and innovated so we wouldn't have to eat bugs.
>>21956023Indeed. The wife there are very, very few of them in the US. Then the husband started showing us pictures of the renovations they're doing on the house because we're looking to redo one of our bathrooms.
>>21956167>The wife there are very, very few of them in the US.She SAID there are very few if them. Forgot a whole-ass word.
Sorry I don't eat subhuman food. Humans can't digest chitin efficiency anyway, which is probably why the cultures that eat them suck.
>>21954926a racist
>>21956174It's cool. It's quite obvious that you lack a decent education anyway.
>>21954918>nigloo dweller thinks I'm pickyI wish I could even pretend to care what you call me. But the simple fact is that you are an objectively inferior species. Your perspective on anything, including food, is not worth my consideration.
>>21955651what were
>>21956585lmaoI went to Princeton. My edumuhcationing is fine-amuhbob.>>21955651Like some gypsy?
>>21954918how much sweet sweet lead?
>>21957125like theyre
>>21954918Dont care. Wont eat creepy crawlys cus the bible told me so. God Bless
>>21957203What about locusts?
>>21954918I'll fred them to my chickens, and eat the chickens.
>>21954918>Reminder, if you think this is gross, you're a picky eaterYes and I'm better than you because of it. Never forget that.
>>21954918>More nutritious than beef!Ok... but does it taste better? I'm not a starving subsaharan, I eat the foods that I eat because they taste good. Here in the first world we don't have to worry about nutrient deficiencies, lol.
>>21957330Those are just evolved sea shrimps
>>21956031it's a mix of butter fat and ochre. there's no water in it so it's technically not mud.
>>21954918>>has fiber while beef doesn'tyou are eating their shit filled intestines that's why
>>21956031Sounds more like Portland
I ate a fried giant scorpion when I got drunk in Thailand. The crunch was fine but the squishy middle was nasty. I can’t imagine how these go down
>>21957203the bible says literally the opposite, jewboy
>>21954918If we are going purely by nutritional value then you might as well just eat tofu since soybeans have like the best nutrition profile on the planet, grow out of the ground, and aren't covered in fucking spikes.
>>21958102>Waaaaah! Poo poo! I'm scared of poo poo! Waaaah!
>>21958039>>21957123>>21955277>>21954983
>>21954976im outside
We eat grubs in Australia too.Well not me, or anyone on this website. But a certain small group of people do
>>21959167Imbecile.
Beef does have fiber. You've never seen the white strands embedded
Why can't I just eat the Africans?
>>21959310You put these on your cocks?
>>21954918>this bug has more protein lb for lb than beefthe cope of all bug eaters
>>21954918then why is S-africa collapsing?
>>21954918yeah, I'm good.
>>21959984Corruption, largely. Eating caterpillars is unlikely to be a major contributor to that.
>Better fat quality (unsaturated)
>>21954918Eat ze bugs, bigot.
>>21954918There's a cannibal town in Africa with human protein which is superior to bug meat. Does that mean I'm going to be eating humans? Hell no. Fuck that disgusting shit IRL bro.
>>21962171Of course not. Eating human flesh is dangerous because of the possibility of contracting prions.Insect protein however, is perfectly safe.
>>21962204>prionsonly in the brain/nerves
>>21954918>Reminder, if you think this is gross, you're a picky eater. I REFUSE TO EAT BUGS!!!
Why is there always at least one>disgusting shit for subhumansthread on /ck/? Is this some paid shilling to prep the goycattle for goyslop? Why don't the Jews eat this themselves?>oh no, I can only eat meat of animals who CHEW THEIR CHUDFine then, I also need to eat chud-chewn meat. Your comeback?
>>21962777*cud
>>21959310Imagine giving this burger to your girlfriend and telling her it's roasted bananas. EPIC PRANK!
>>21958184Citation needed.>>21959319So you have literally no comeback? I just asked Grok and she told me I am absolutely right, people could just live off tofu 24/7, but I should still eat meat to own the libs.
>>21957330‘Locust’ in the bible is a mistranslation from ‘locust tree’ ie carob.
>>21963526>is*can be considered
