We do things a little differently over here...but we make the perfect 'za
>>21956735Oh look, a rage bait thread for the uneducated (all of them) Americans.
its not pizza but id eat it. good bread is good bread
>>21956735Is that almond pizza?
>>21956735Gregg’s. Guaranteed greasy, guaranteed cold, every time. That’s our promise to you.
>>21956735Somebody overcooked the Ellio's.
Sweden ‘za checking in
>>21956816incredible how bongs evolved to withstand great depression
>>21956851>>21956746I'm waving at you
>>21956735>British Pizzait's just a piece of fish with vinegar on it.>>21956746you've been speaking american since 1783.
>>21956746You’re not even allowed to have knives
>>21956816>Guaranteed greasy, guaranteed cold, every time.Fellow Bong here . . . .Yes, the Pepperoni slices from Greggs are usually greasy and it dribbles down your chin but it's to be expected and I like that. And if there is only one or two slices left, they can be lukewarm - best to wait until a fresh batch is put out, same with sausage rolls.
>>21956941>you've been speaking american since 1783.What happened in 1783?Was this the first Balloon ride in France?
>>21956735Looks a lot like truck stop pizza. Probably tastes fine.
>>21957050It’s Gregg’s, mate. It’s fucking awful.
>>21956989No pointy knives
>>21957053>no pointy knives That’s called a spoonYou’re allowed to have spoons
>>21957052I'd have to try it, I've had some pretty fucking grim "pizza".
>>21957029we kicked the tea sucking limeys out.
>>21956941Fun fact, American (spoken) English is very very close to English as it was spoken in 1783. It's British English that mutated.(Written English, they both had some pretty serious spelling reforms in the 19th century.)
>>21957429>very very close to English as it was spoken in 1783Which one, you retarded faggot? There's never been a unified English accent within England. Literally never, not even now, after a century or more of mass voice telecommunications (radio first, then TV, etc.)
>>21957429It's not a 'Fun Fact' at all . . .I wish Americans would stop spewing this nonsense.
>>21957429>American (spoken) EnglishNot a thing. Americans don't sound remotely like each other.
>>21957440>>21957444>>21957542Limeys still pissed at Hugh Jones I see.
>>21956847It's an Arby's Pineapple and Banana pizza.
>>21956735That looks... wrong.>>21956847That looks worse.
>>21956735do the libtard communist running your absolutely emasculated and castrated country mandate rationing pepporoni?