What do you order at your friendly neighborhood cafe? Me, I like a panini of some sort and an iced coffee.
>NO LAPTOPS AT THIS TABLEWhy?
Usually, a "morning bun" and a 12 oz drip coffee, black (like my men)The only raisin I go there is to perv on the cute 20 year old twinkhon working there during the week, paying $10 for a nutritionally void breakfast is worth it because it feels more respectable than sending money to egirl twitch streamers (male), yes I do tip thank you for asking
>>21956926Because it looks unprofessional and people need to learn to consume and fuck off so other customers can sit down. If i wanted a bunch of stinky college kids lollygagging all over my place, I'd have opened a fucking library.
>>21956926get rekt zoomoid lmao
>>21956926its a tiny table
>>21957012It is a cozy table.
>>21957001Zoomoids don't even know what a qwerty keyboard is unc. Laptops are a gen X thing. Millennial if we're being generous. Zooms just mash the emojis on their botnet keyboard and call that communicating. But what am I doing trying to explain young people habits to a grandpa who still dresses like this.
>>21957031>uncstop trying to make me retch
>>21957012for you.
>>21957039the sizes of tables, laptops and serving plates available at cafes are not intrinsically linked to me
Broodje gezond and cappuccino
>>21956924Imagine going to a gay cafe and ordering a bunch of paninises to cram
>>21956924Coffee and pie.
>>21956924>of some sortBe more specific anon.
>>21957374Do you know who liked coffee and pie? Kyle MacLachlan. And do you know what happened to him? Raped by a midget on a zigzag floor
>>21957389i will consider this
>>21957389I need to rewatch twin peaks ffs...
>>21956924gotta say that sandwich doesn't look that great. turkey seems questionable
>>21956931The point of a cafe is to take your time and stay as long as you'd like.
Either a chicken sandwich,a burger or some kind of pastry.Also a lot of cafe shops here have stuff like slices of pizza and peinirli which are criminally good,I pity you if you haven't tried peinirli
>>21959700Decided to seek this out as a result of your post and found a Greek bakery in Astoria that has it. Will try soon. Godspeed anon
>>21956924My friendly neighborhood cafe got bought by Somali immigrants. It’s now a shisha bar and probably the money laundering capital of Minnesota.
>No laptops at this table What happened to enforce this rule
>>21959841what i want to believe:>customer tries to fit a laptop, a drink and a meal on the same small table>customer makes a mistake, destroying the laptop>customer makes frivolous lawsuit despite being new to the 3D realm>etcthat which is more reasonable to assume:>the establishment would like to be able to serve more customers>laptops are time-drains>they also have considered frivolous lawsuitsfurther inquiry required
>>21956924friendly neighborhood cafe would go bankrupt selling pic related, that panini looks straight from petrol station warm menu
I dont order anything because im too poor
turkish eggs (it's just eggs, yogurt, aleppo butter or pesto, herbs and toast) and a flat whiteonce a server told me I'm one of the few people that actually order those if they take it off the menu I'm killing myself
>>21959868:'(
>>21956924i hate laptop people sitting at my cafe for hours when other people would obviously like to sit down but there is no room
>>21959865>bean sloppa>oat sloppa>rice sloppa>egg sloppa
>>21959932welcome to globalization, that's every breakfast place in the world - avocado toast, shakshuka, hummus, oats sludge, matcha latte...
>>21959693no it's not you entitled piece of shit. now drink your fucking triple cream latte quickly and get the fuck outta here, there's a massive line.
>>21959857Probably an obnoxious person putting their laptop down and using the dining area as their own business office.
>>21959841Nobody wants idiots on laptops with headphones on, ordering a drink once every 2 hours. They don't make you money and they don't bring in the real money makers: hot chicks.
>>21959942That's not globalisation though. That's just dumb fucks running after every Instagram/tiktok trend possible.>>21956924Coffee, that's what you get at a café. That's why it's literally called coffee. Apéritif at noon, and after work and before dinner.
>>21956924this is ragebait
>>21959942Every single thing you listed tastes great though?
I like breakfast offerings, usually a classic Aussie with scrams or an eggs benedict. Black coffee or a lahtay if I'm feeling milky
muffin. coffee. i keep it basic
>>21959865>petrol station warm menuI don't understand these words.
>>21961312ESL retard.
>>21959693Times change, hipster-kun.
