These burn my butthole when I poop. Is there any way to neutralize the burning sensation? And no, I won't stop eating them.
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>>21958063Get the naked ones that don't have the artificial flavors
>>21958063Bidet
>>21958063you're not supposed to eat them with your butthole.
>>21958063Try fingering your anus with some Greek yogurt
>>21958063The answer is pepto, about half an hour before you consume the spicy foodstuff
>>21958063maybe eat something easily digestable right before. So your dookie isnt just straight up spice.Something like bread
>>21958063Most of the suggestions are bad, you actually want to increase the acidity of your stomach rather than lining it with a "barrier" (as that's what leads to "palatable in the mouth/uncomfortable on the way out")You want to "denature" the capsaicin as much as possible before it hits the butthole
>>21958595Hot cheetos aren't even that spicy. I've always wondered if they are using real chili powder in the seasoning mix or if they put in a chemical irritant to simulate spice without it being to overpowering.Amerifats would pull that kind of shit on their own people.
>>21958600Probably is just "artificial" capsaicin
>>21958586https://www.cheetos.com/recipes/cheetos-flamin-hot-spicy-tuna-sandwichestry this out
>>21958063Zucchini, specifically ratatouille
>>21958092if artificial flavors were the problem then my butt wouldnt burn after eating a bunch of raw chilis.
>>21958600picrel tastes like it has real chili powder. the original ones, there's no way. it barely even has a "chili" taste, it's just hot and zippy.
