>all this cuisine we carefully developed over centuries is great and everything but you know what would really make it better?>struggling to eat any of it with two blunt fucking sticks I can't even stab the food with>hell yeah brother I just love continuously dropping saucy bits of meat all over my shirt right before it reaches my fucking mouthwhy did multiple asian countries pull this shit? are they retarded?
>>21958502You are a grown man. You should not be wasting your time posting shitty bait on a shitty image board.
>>21958502Your problem is probably getting too much food into your mouth every meal, bud.
Embarrassing...
Chopsticks were a good idea when everyone was dirt poor but cutlery is cheap now so Asians can fuck right off. All their food needs to be cut into little pieces like baby food.
>>21958502literal skill issue
Isn't this literally just an issue due to Asian food being way more starchy back then? Like the rice would clump up.
i could never figure out chopsticks and now im 40. even as a little kid like 7yo i could tell they were bullshit.
>>21958503fpbp
>cheap disposable cutlery that everyone can afford that's naturally antibacterial due the nature of wood>Metal cutlery that requires metalworking and an expensive metal (silver or stainless) to be antibacterial/microbial Chopsticks are fine. Use them if you want. Nobody is forcing you.
>>21958720there are 7yo kids in asian households who figure it out though
>>21958720next you'll tell me you can't tie your shoes
>>21958502The fuck are you using chopsticks for, unless you're trying to impress a date? They're fucking useless.
>>21958502Buy this and start practicing, little Timmy.
>>21958502Chop sticks are FUN to use and are good because you dont damage the food
>>21959232but...you damage it by chewing
>>21959265What happens in my mouth is up to god. And you eat with your eyes
>>21958502They're like insect pincers
>>21958667it still is. white people rice is very dry and crumbly but asian foods are almost unilaterally formed into little bite size pieces and the rice is almost always very sticky
>>21958542>All their food needs to be cut into little pieces like baby food.You eat a whole steak at once? Or a whole broccoli?>>21959232>Chop sticks are FUN to use and are good because you dont damage the foodA metal fork has a lot of chrome in it when stainless
>>21958502>be me, child in school>teacher says we have to know how to write 26 letters on paper the same way>struggles to hold the fucking stick needed to writeYou have a skill issue. It's your fault, not the billions of asians who know how to use them proficiently. Either learn or don't
A man's weapon is an extension of his armYour cutlery isn't even an extension of your own handlol
>>21958720Get babies training chopsticksIf you wanna go less overkill you can get ones without the finger holes
There's some old folk tale about the inventor of the chopsticks being a kid whose family ate so quickly that he couldn't reach anything quickly enough before all the food was gone. Folk knowledge dictates that it's actually faster to use and improves reach.
>>21958502It's easy, rest one on your middle finger, then use your index finger and thumb with the other to make pinchy movement, like a little dinosaur. Also, make sure you only use them in an Asian environment. I've seen complete turbo faggots pathetically use them to get chips out of the bag.
>>21959961What if you're eating the chips in an Asian environment?
>>21958502have you tried lifting the bowl or plate closer to your face hole?
>>21959321i eat with my mouth because i'm not a faggot
>the white race is the superior intelligent enlightened race>Is that...TWO WOODEN STICKS?!? AHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME HYPERBOREAN OVERLORDS
I use chopsticks when I go on dates with Asian women because it slows me down to the speed that women eat at
>>21958502they lacked mining/metalworking capabilities, please understandu
>>21960992they could forge woks but not forks?
>>21962290wooden woks
>>21960924They were clearly too chadly to eat with blunt utensils made in imitation of the natural form. It was far more based to eat with knives and fingers.
