There's a girl at work I like, I'm gunna ask her out, she's 19.
why did you say she's 19? that makes me think she's not 19
>>21958965At least go to Dave n Busters or just get pizza and go to an arcade after. Unless she's some weirdo chick.
>>21958965How old are you? Don't groom your coworkers please
>>21958968He posts this shit all the time I think he thinks it's a meme.
>>21958970I'm 32.
>>21958968No I am sure she is 19, I asked her.
>>21958972What type of "job" do you have? Why do you have a 19yo female coworker?
>>21958975Well we work at Target.
>>21958975Have you never had a job? You sound like a total drooling retard
Do they still serve beer at some locations?
I'm gonna say it's actually a based move. It would bring up memories of the past (a few years ago) when he parents would take her there and have good times. And all the kids there would start making her start subconciously thinking about having babies of her own. In fact, when the pizza arrives (signaling you as a strong provider) bring up the fact of how badly you want kids, and ask her if she is ready too. If she says she eventually wants kids....tell her it's stupid to wait, and tell her you are prepared to make a full commitment to her right now and start a family. Stare her in the eyes and say "I want you to tell me you are ready for this". If she says yes, pull a ring out and propose to her right there. If you do this all with confidence...this could be the beginning of a new life for you.
>>21958986This virgin is completely correct. Listen to his advice. She'll be so perplexed by such awkward cringe retardation that you'll be able to shock her into a relationship.
>>21958965Not a good idea considering you're not allowed within 500 feet of any schools, playgrounds, or places children gather
>>21958972You were 32 like two and a half years ago
>>21958984Yeah beer and wine and it's at pretty much every location iirc.
>>21958965I seriously have heard you can't go into a Chuck E. Cheese without proving you brought children with you.
>>21958986top kek
>>21959144I mean... should be able to though? I'm sure if you just wanted a pizza there is a way they can do that. But a grown man sitting alone in a Chuck E Cheese just makes for a strange situation.
>>21959008lol ops a BOT
>>21959144I just tell them I'm going to pick one up whilst I'm there.
>>21958965Yea, that's fine anon. Fuck the haters. When you go there, tell her you like to watch all the kids play around. She'll wanna tickle your pickle for sure.
>>21958965The most awkward blind date I ever had was at an arcade like I’m sorry but I only have 1 speed on the air hockey table
>>21958977I work in a machine shop. There aren't 19yo girls running around. Sounds like your "job" is adult daycare aka not a real job.
>>21959016That’s cool I might go one day and play arcade, Dave and busters is too pricey and trashy
Ima get high and get the large wings and then play time Crisis.
>>21958965kill yourself
>>21959199He already said he works at Target.
>>21958986There's a non zero chance this would work on at least one normal woman
>>21959008Proof OP is a time wizard with a penchant for Chuck E. Cheese.
>>21958968Stifle cringe pedohunter go make a post on X or something. >>21958986Yo I laughed out loud at your comment bruh, you should be a screenwriter for comedy movies or something.
>>21959306I mean, that doesn't really sound like a terrible date imo.
>>21958965I'm not allowed within 500 feet of a school or a Charles Cheese so I couldn't tell you.
>>21959887lol! cuqued!
>>21959191did he at least jerk your joystick afterwards
>>21962791No I think we both got burnt out on the Adams Family Shock Machine
>>21958965>Is Chuck E Cheese okay for a 1st date?Absolutely.
>>21958965Lmao when did Jared Fogle get Internet access.
