I have been invited to a Passover Seder. What food should I expect? What should I take?
>>21958985I wouldn't take anything. Jews don't just let people steal from them.
>>21958985That looks like a plate I would "passover" and not eat haha
>>21958985Take a bucket of meshugana
>>21958989Imagine being scared of a Jew of all things
>>21958985cinnamon babka i believe is traditional
>>21958985What level of butt-goy are you at?
>>21958985>What food should I expect?Definitely matza and hard boiled eggs. Probably matza ball soup, roasted chicken, and potatoes.>What should I [bring]?Nothing, particularly if they keep kosher.
Garlic and a cross All kidding aside, you shouldn't bring anything that is not kosher, maybe go to a kosher store and buy a bottle of kosher wine.
>>21958985Charoset horseraddish and matzah sandwiches are fucking delicious and I would happily eat them year round. I don't know how they can say it's a metaphor for suffering under slavery.
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>>21958985>What should I take?
>>21958985I'll take the fried egg shell
>>21958995This
>>21958985Expect no baked goods - bread, pasta, cookies etc all become forbidden on Pesach. Expect the matzah to be bland but the charoset (basically a fruit/nut/spice mix) to be delicious. Some of the traditional dishes are acquired tastes (gefilte fish, horseradish, chopped liver) so don't expect to enjoy every single food but keep an open mind.As for what you should take, I wouldn't recommend bringing anything in particular and I don't think you'd be expected to. Even many foods marked kosher don't have the additional layer of kosher for Passover certification.
>>21959705>Expect no baked goods>pasta>Expect no baked goods>Expect the matzah
Is this like a grilled egg or something?
>>21958985Imagine using a fancy plate for basic poverty food
>>21959761Mhm. The traditional six items are two different bitter herbs, a vegetable that isn't a bitter herb, some charoset (a sorta fruit chutney type of thing, the exact recipe varies by tradition but most commonly made from nuts, either dates or apples, wine and spices), a lamb bone (a lot of modern Jews substitute a drumstick), and a roasted egg. The plate itself serves as a centerpiece you don't actually eat from it, though each item on it (minus the bone) is a thing that is served and eaten with a specific prayer at some specific point in the meal.
>>21958985Bring pork chops and a container of pink sea salt
>>21958985Charoset with some almonds added to hide the cyanide.
whatever you do don't drink the blood
matzah ball soup is quite good
>>21959714Retard. Matzah is unleavened (and you can use matzah as a base for other foods too). And pasta is still a leavened product.
>>21959794interdasting
>>21959705>Some of the traditional dishes are acquired tastes (gefilte fish, horseradish, chopped liver)I think I am the only non Jew on earth who actually enjoyed gefilte fish the first time I tried it. It definitely has an unusual texture but the savory flavor is nice.
>>21960949You and me both. I really like gefilte fish. Not Jewish
>>21960898Pasta is leavened? What brand of pasta are we talking about here?
>>21960898Baking and leavening is not the same thing. Pasta is not leavened. You are the retard and that's why u mad.
>>21961185His diet is based on advertisements from thousands of years ago, being retarded is a given.
>>21958985When I was a kid my parents sent me to an evangelical private school. In 5th grad or so we studied about Jewish passover and did a passover meal so we got to experience what the food was like. That left me wondering if there are Jewish kids at their own religious schools who get to learn about and experience what its like to eat normal food on holidays.
>>21958985This must be one of those midrashic mensch meme meals, right? Goes together with "mikvot" right? Rebbe Menachem Schneersen promises it will cure your ritually impure blood signs and let you take hefseq be-ṭaharah sooner?
>>21960898how is Pasta leavened?
Can you take some bread or something?
>>21958985>I have been invited to a Passover Seder. What food should I expect? What should I take?
This thread is bait to get people to post something legitimately funny that will nonetheless, get them banned.
>>21961249Grain mixed with water and allowed to stand for more than eighteen minutes without being baked is considered to have become leavened by default under Jewish law.
>>21959069Ah yes potatoes, a traditional food of the Jews at the time of the ten plagues of Egypt.
>>21962520Where chickens even domesticated at that time?
