What are we scranning lads?
>>21959013Yeah I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuckin uhhNumber 6 please. No tomato. Wheres all the meat? The only meat I see is breakfast sausage and brisket.
>apple ciderbrb im making space booze
Only 9 days in space and they need all those choices? Fat faggots.
>>21959023u jelly
Only five hot sauces?!
>>21959023 They're literally heroes....
>it didn't explodehonestly surprised
I'll have coffee, breakfast sausage, at least two hot sauces and pray the toilet wasn't made by the lowest bidder.
>>21959066The big unknown is if the heat shield will make it on reentry. The shielding material came off in chunks after Artemis I but nasa decided to go with it again for this mission since rebuilding it would take too much time.
>>219590133 different flavors of “breakfast drink” doesn’t count as more than one type of beverage. >>21959019Agreed, this looks like shit for 9 whole days
>>21959019Do you really think its a good idea to give them space farts?
>>21959281>Do you really think its a good idea to give them space farts?>puts broccoli rice au gratin casserole on the menuthat space ship is gonna smell like absolute shit.
>>21959281>broccoli>spicy green beans>cauliflower>soy protein>vomelette>5 different hot sauces They're gonna have to roll down the windows to let the stink out on day 4
There's an episode of Bizarre Foods where Zimmern goes to NASA in Florida and tries out astronaut food, such as the spicy green beans on the list here. It's pretty interesting - the foods are "cooked" using a hydrator that injects hot/cold water in precise amounts. In order to figure out what's good or bad, they bring in astronauts that have been up there before and have them try out new foods. They use tortillas and flatbread because they produce far less crumbs than regular bread. Good clip if you can find it, I tried Youtube and it's impossible to find.
nothing but pineapple juice for the benefit of those hot alien mommas.
Imagine the vinegary 0G shits
>>21959013Hot sauce in microgravity, no way that could go wrong.
>>21959013Why are we wasting money on this shitGive them bread and water
>>21960044give you bread and water
>>21959013What are the hot sauces? Are the space suits strong enough for a real ass fire sauce?
>>21959041Worth noting, hero sandwiches suspiciously absent from this menu.
>>21959013>no price>most common food itemsfaggots
>>21960093You expect NASA astronauts on mission to pay for their meals?
>>21959013I fuck with Cashews
That menu looks like shit
>>21960100they are American after all
>>21960100Isn't Elon Musk running space now? Why would Elon Musk comp meals?
>>21959013How many millions of dollars did it cost just to get the hot sauce into space?
>>21960129tax kickin' sauce.
>>21960129Almost as expensive by volume as printer ink.
>>21959041>>21960086The whole menu should have been hero sandwiches and gyros. I hope they at least got some astronaut ice cream.
>>21959013I'll have a peanut butter food stick and some Tang to drink, please.
>>21959013I assume the hot sauce menu has a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions
>>21959013coffetortillasall the saucesaka as my regular breakfast
>>21959013with purple onion, polskie O'Ghorkies, pepper, paprika, chicken salt and 'ayo on corn crackers. 'ayo was Hellman's, of course.
>>21960226you can buy something sorta like a food stick still, these are decent when i get fucked out of a lunch break and have to emergency eat something before i go postal on people
>>21959013>coffee instant>mixed with cocoa>old fashioned army mocha
>>21960115There's a token Canadian to try to patch up relations.
>>21960907Nice.
>>21959022Hell yeah! Space booze is the hard to do. Easier to get diazepam (more questions are asked).>>21959023What they don't tell you is how it's all freeze dried and/or preserved with the smallest amount of water required. I hate it. Dehydrated all the time.>>21959041A bad breakup led me here.
>>21960909Canadians are basically Americans *(Except Quebecois cause they speak homosexual)
