Sometimes there's nothing like casually munching on a slice of pizza as you amble toward wherever you're going.
>>21960024Where are the other three slices?
>>21960024hustleandbustlecels so busy they can’t even sit down to eat
>>21960024Looks like a good slice mate.
>>21960024But you only have two hands, how are you supposed to hold the plate, phone and take bites at the same time? You've proven incapable of pocketing the phone and you don't want to leave the plate behind.
>>21960024I don't like you, the slice is okay but I just know you've done irreparable wrong in your life.
>>21960048fold the plate with the pizza to get a better hold on both in one hand
>>21960057NTA but that seems like an odd comment. Did you get bullied by a guy who liked walking around with a pizza slice?
>>21960048fool, your phone's in your pocket, you're wearing wireless earbuds, proclaiming details of your private and economic situation to the uninterested masses, chewing loudly and open mouthed on your greasy slice, interrupted by harsh slurping from your iced latte
>>21960024The only place you can do this is in nyc. If you havent done that you never had a proper pizza
>>21960024What's even better is munching on two.
>>21960032joke's on you, I have a remote job and oodles of free time. I love eating and walking
>>21960024man I miss a classic new yock zha
>>21960024why did you cover it with sawdust?
>>21960031Huh?
>>21960124>>21960024>Eating while walkingNew Yorkers are so filthy and despicable
