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no one is safe from the dangers of red bull. No one. It can find you anywhere, any time.
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He was in "perfect health" yet one energy drink killed him? Bullshit.
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sounds like he lost the genetic lottery really. Kids these days are snorting Adderall, vaping, and chugging 400mg energy drinks at the same time and they arent all dropping dead.
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It's just not likely. Our systems aren't really designed to check IDs for soda pop. no one is going to bother. I guess you could put it in the liquor store but that would just increase sales because trying to hide it would make it more popular.

The most you'll get is slapping a disclaimer on it that says do not drink if your heart is weak. Though I'm pretty sure it already says that honestly.
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>>21960203
how about a warning not to mix it with ADHD meds instead?
>>21960231
>It's just not likely. Our systems aren't really designed to check IDs for soda pop.
bullshit, it would be easy to do.
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>>21960203
>the combination of his ADHD medication and the energy drink caused an arrhythmia that led to his sudden death
Okay, how about instead of blaming energy drinks we stop normalizing the use of amphetamines as children's medicine?

If a parent gave their kid meth, they'd be sent to jail, but doctors hand this stuff out like candy.
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Yeah dont mix amphetamines with insane amounts of caffeine lol. Also imagine blaming the redbull and not the pharmaceutical grade speed.

That being said energy drinks are complete trash and poison.
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>>21960203
>my dysgenic tard kid died from caffeine
>therefore nobody's kid should have it >:(
delicious crab mentality tears
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>>21960231
>It's just not likely. Our systems aren't really designed to check IDs for soda pop.
bull shit, our britcuck self checkouts always force a wagie to check if we've over 18 when buying energy drinks
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>>21960433
10 year olds can buy Red Bull and Monsters in the US
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>>21960443
And people used to send younger kids to buy cigarettes for their parents. Not saying things should change, but they can and have.
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>>21960397
nah fuck you addy is based
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>>21960203
good I am glad he's dead. one down.
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Ban WATER, the main ingredient.
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>>21960203
>it wasn't the amphetamines he was taking for his condition
>no no no no no
>it was the caffeine from the eBiL EnrGy DrInk
>the same caffeine taken by billions of people several times a day without issue
>that caffeine
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You know what I'll go ahead and point out that loads of teenagers wash their adhd meds down with monster and redbull without dying every day.
I blame skiing while being geeked out and caffeine chugging, that shit's already exciting and focusing enough without doing drugs too.
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>>21960203
ah man i been drinking an energy drink like 6/7 days for most of the past year
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>>21960231
>It's just not likely. Our systems aren't really designed to check IDs for soda pop.
self checkout in uk prompts store to verify age (im old so i dont know if they actually check instead of just automatically hitting ok)

even mountain dew gets this prompt. but not coke or pepsi
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>>21960564
>six (6)
>seven (7)
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>>21960203
It’s been years now but I had a good friend die of a drug overdose and can remember at the wake his mother grabbing me by the shoulders and telling me over and over how it was those damn energy drinks and me just trying to humor the poor woman saying yeah yeah of course and her for some reason thinking I was bullshitting her it was so uncomfortable
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>>21960585
some people just have to find someone or something to blame when this stuff happens. It happened with some overdose too. The parents blamed everybody but their daughter for doing dangerous narcotics.

The rescuers weren't incompetent, they even saved lives because there were multiple casualties in the same incident and they saved some. But the one girl didn't make it and because her daddy is a doctor or something it made the news.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/coroners-inquest-sidney-mcintyre-starko-overdose-death-fentanyl-university-victoria-bc-1.7210432
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>>21960203
>out of date story
>canadian
>probably max-jabbed during puberty
Yeah it was the Red Bull that gave him wings.
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>>21960585
>>21960595
yeh mate of mine died of an overdose. he'd used drugs his entire teenage and adult life. he got expelled from high school due to drug possession. His parent were in utter disbelief and denial that he took drugs and died as a result.
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>My partner and I
>MY Partner
Fuck off cuck.
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partner and partneress
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>>21960595
>UVic
of fucking course.
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My coworker is pushing 60 and she drinks two of the largest redbulls every shift, before i finish one of my sodas
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>>21960203
>The reason my partner and i are here is to give meaning to the death of our son Zachary
>my partner
yeah im thinking he was molested to death and the red bull is a cover story. THOSE people can't be trusted to raise young boys. You know who I'm talking about...
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>>21960203
Zachary was probably railing his ADHD meds with his friends.
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>>21960203
why the ever loving fuck would they blame the drink instead of the amphetamine salts? I'm gonna got out on a limb and assume it's because they're the ones who went out of their way to put him on the meds and don't want to feel responsible for killing him. Also since they're gay and C*nadian, they probably jabmaxx'd the fuck out of the kid, which is known to disproportionately harm young fit men's hearts more than other demos for whatever reason.

Worth noting that Red Bvll has less caffeine per ounce (~9.5 mg) than an ounce of coffee from a typical prepared cup of coffee (~12 mg).
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>>21961693
normal people
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>>21961693
Straight couples?
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>>21961693
give it a rest incel
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>>21961728
LMAO malding faggot
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>>21961730
no incel, i've actually fucked women which unfortunately you cannot say the same.
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>>21961743
keep boiling faggot LMAO
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>>21960207
>Kids these days are snorting Adderall, vaping, and chugging 400mg energy drinks at the same time and they arent all dropping dead.
This particular kid might have lost the genetic lottery but if the average kids is doing all that then their parents are losing the "raise your child" game so badly, they have NO IDEA
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>>21960206
it said he was on ADHD medication, which is essentially meth
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>>21961806
He was also skiing, so basically doing cardio while doped up on meth and 4 Red Bulls. Probably vaxxmaxx'd, too. Poor lad never stood a chance.
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>>21960203
>not-slave neurotype NEEDS legal methadone

You're in Cyber Dark ages, and these are the Prohibition karen yentas hacking at the leaves of evil.
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>>21960203
>ADHD medication
t. we don't want to be parents so we're going to put our son in a drug induced coma so he has no ambition or drive



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