Because of the modern global economy, I've been buying cheap pepperoni sticks and eating them for dinner. When I asked AI if doing this was healthy for me, AI told me that eating pepperoni sticks is going to give me anal cancer.
>>21960586>when I asked AI>AI told meYou're too fucking stupid to be helped. AI is gay and it will never be good enough to answer my questions correctly.You are a retard, OP.
>>21960596Are you saying eating pepperoni sticks will NOT give me anal cancer?
>>21960586Your anus has already been destroyed by daddy so what's the problem here?
>>21960586Eating 50 grams per day of processed meats raises your colorectal cancer risk from like 6% to 7%.You be the one to decide whether that's something to worry a lot about or not.
>>21960600Did our ancestors back in the 1600's die of anal cancer?
>>21960608cancer has long been a disease of longevity so no. most people weren't living to their 60s+ back then. genetic mutations need to build up over time. lots of things such as preservatives in meat sticks may increase the rate/chance of developing mutations that can lead to various types of cancer
>>21960639This just makes me think that humans weren't mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6RZY4Ar3fweant to live past age 70.
>>21960645>>21960639Oops. This just makes me think that humans weren't meant to live past age 70 is what I wanted to say.
>>21960586Stop shoving them in your ass.Cancer is caused by errors in cell replication. Cell damage, aka injury causes increased replication and therefor increased risk. Smoking for example leaves irritants inside your lungs that continually cause this damage. What the fuck is a pepperoni going to do?
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>>21960650>diets used to be lower in caloriesStop getting your information from mad libs you retard.
You're supposed to eat the pepperoni sticks not jam them up your ass.
>>21960647>Cell damage, aka injuryAnd inflammationLike in your colon from eating too much pepperoni
>>21960650What AI fails to mention is that they did NOT eat nitrate-cured meats, which is what pepperoni sticks are and why they will give OP anal cancer if the gay sex AIDS in his butt doesn’t get him firstNitrate cured meats were popularized circa 1900 they are what makes modern bacon and salami and hot dogs that weird non-meat pink color that we have grown to associate with meatconsider the following:>pigs and humans are pretty similar biologically>nitrates turn pig intestine into a dry hard sausage casing>humans who eat nitrates get cancer of the butthole and die of it
>>21960608most people were killed by witches back then
>>21960781The real secret is that most people are killed by witches now.
>>21960646this nigga typoe'd "eant" into Ctrl+V>>21960639Except we can observe the average age of diagnosis changing over time. So even though age is probably the biggest predictor, there is still a significant lifestyle component. Which means the things you do every day as a young person can affect your risk level.
>>21960586>asked AIidiot
>>21960597no he said you are stupid for using AI. can you not read?
>>21960586There are plenty of meats you can find for $2 or $3 a lb still. Where do you live? There's no way pepperoni sticks are cheaper than chicken.
The preservatives added to cheap pepperoni sticks protect them from being digested by bacteria. Unfortunately they also protect them from being digested by your gut bacteria. If the cheap pepperoni sticks survive your stomach acids, and the gut bacteria of the intestines, they can become embedded in the colon. Embedded colonic cheap pepperoni sticks start to slowly rot in the colon and this causes decay and death and cancer.You really need to digest and poop out cheap pepperoni sticks. You don't want them to embed and hang around inside you.Foods high in preservatives like cheap pepperoni sticks are hard to digest because preservatives are anti-bacterial and we kinda rely on gut bacteria for proper. digestion
>>21960586Negate the anal cancer by shoving the pepperoni sticks directly up your ass
>>21960777>Nitrate cured meats were popularized circa 1900 they are what makes modern bacon and salami and hot dogs that weird non-meat pink color that we have grown to associate with meat This. Nitrates are used to maintain red color. Ground meat without nitrates naturally turns grey. See weisswurst, which doesn't contain nitrate salts.
The only truth to be found in this entire thread is the fact that witches have been giving a large percentage of people cancers for dark magic purposes since the middle ages and continue to do so unchecked.
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>>21960586As an active pepperoni eater I feel like you're more likely to have a heart attack then get anal cancer considering all the oils.
Wasn't there a study about worm parasites being a main cause of cancer? It should be noted that if pork isn't cooked properly, you will get worms or worse.
>>21961976There is no robust data suggesting saturated fat causes atherosclerosis:https://academic.oup.com/eurjpc/article-abstract/29/18/2312/6691821https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31841151/https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2824152/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0735109720356874https://bmjopen.bmj.com/content/4/4/e004487https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9794145/>Thus, from 1961 on, the AHA recommended that all men (and subsequently women) decrease their consumption of saturated fat, replacing these fats whenever possible with polyunsaturated vegetable oils, as the most promising measure of protection against heart disease.>The 1961 American Heart Association advice to limit saturated fat is arguably the single-most influential nutrition policy ever published, as it came to be adopted first by the U.S. government, as official policy for all Americans, in 1980, and then by governments around the world as well as the World Health Organization. It is worth noting that the AHA had a significant conflict of interest, since in 1948, it had received $1.7 million, or about $20 million in today's dollars, from Procter & Gamble (P&G), the makers of Crisco oil. This donation was transformative for the AHA, propelling what was a small group into a national organization.
>>21960586Being gay like OP has a higher chance of giving him anal cancer than any food source.
I'm taking a shit right now.while reading this thread and I just shot a turd out of my asshole like a pit from an orange slice.
