I get the feeling most people are lying when they say they like this.
low quality post alert
>>21962367>I can't comprehend people liking things I don't like therefore they must be lyingactual npc detected
>>21962382>is that a California roll?
>>21962367Kikkoman soi sauce makes everything taste good
>>21962389Its just Chinese liquid salt.
>>21962392yes. liquid salt makes everything taste good, especially temple sushi
>>21962389Kikkoman tastes like Guinness. Not in the forefront flavors but they both have a particular background undertone that's hard to describe but very distinctive and not common in other stouts/shoyu. Most people seem to think I'm crazy but it's very noticeable to me.
>>21962367Yeah dude it's all a big prank to fuck with you. You caught us.
>>21962389*soyFuck off, tourist.
I could eat 4 of these right now.
>>21962388Why use an obese guy who probably looks like you as your epic reddit gotcha? I can tell your obese.
>>21962474>onions
>>21962367I can't imagine anything more ridiculous to stuff in your mouth that you "don't like". Seriously. Raw fish.No one is "pretending" to like it. You either love it or you don't eat it at all.
>>21962388>fake surimi-based "crab">mayonnaiseCalifornia rolls are for fucking retards.
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>>21962377This looks so stupid
>>21962377>>21962625kek this has to be a parody!I'm concerned it's not though because it's way too subtle to have been made by an influencer
>>219624784 pieces?
>>21962699I’m genuinely concerned it’s not a parody.. it’s probably rage bait? But i fucking hate those people. Like the toilet dessert girls? Fuck them
>>21962367npcs like things that taste bad due to the social connotation.it's why those fucking disgusting mayonnaise cult fucks defend mayo it to the death.
>>21962382>he doesn't know
>>21962470Shush! Don't tell him! The Great Sushi Master will be so angry at you!
>>21962367ITS ALREADY PRECISELY SAUCED
>>21962762Actually, it's probably just view farming. This guy wanted as much attention as possible so he concocted this ridiculous thing; it was never about poking fun at food influencers.Ironically, the best case scenario is that it's real.But I don't think it is, all results of sushi volcano are this guy
Salmon skin is so fucking good.Wonder why other cuisines don't use it more often.
>>21962479>I can tell your obese.*I can tell of your obesity(fuckthisfuckyou) esl nigger
>>21962846fish skin in general; very nice when fried up like potato chipscrunchie-crunchie
>>21962367A lot of people say they like sushi but what they actually mean is they like cream cheese rolls or something. Most people are uncultured retards with peasant genes and they pretend to like "exotic" things to seem more worldly.>>21962382I read OP post like "most people are lying when they say they like sushi" not necessarily "I am OP and I dislike sushi"
>>21962623>checking out balloons across the streetwhat does that have to do with color preference?
>>21962852your still obese
>>21962781THEN WHY DO THEY GIVE ME EXTRA SAUCE???????
>>21962367>i'm so full of myself that i believe my tastes and preferences are universally and objectively correct; and can't imagine anything i don't like can be considered good
>>21962909The example isn't meant to relate blue to the balloons across the street, it's the concept of understanding that others have a different point of view.An autist might grasp the more simple concept of liking a different color. They might not understand that even though they want to cross the street, you would be upset that they crossed the street. "Crossing the street" is a more complex situation than just a different color opinion.
>you could have this wonderful piece of fish cooked and tasty>or you could eat it cold with mushy cold ricehard choice I know
sushi is only good covered in wasabi and ginger
>>21963249you don't put ginger on the fish
>>21962377>in the carAbsolutely disgusting
>>21962367I believe most people actually do like it. Otherwise it wouldn’t be popular. It’s quite a unique food and it’s hard to hate the taste unless you’re 6 years old.
>>21962367Put wasabi in the soy sauce, dip the sushi into it well, put the whole thing in your mouth and enjoy the explosion of flavors. First you taste the saltiness of the soy sauce and and the tangy heat of the wasabi, then you taste the sweetness of the vinegared rice, then you taste the savouryness of the fish and as you chew the flavors all mix together into something that cannot be described or replicated in any other way. It's good, my mouth is watering just thinking about it. Mmm spicy samon rolls.
Had a date night on Friday, asian market sushi battleship went really really well. I don't know what you're doing for date night, but you should step it up.
>>21963398do you live in a closet?
>>21962367Totally agree. It's performative to fit into the media image of how cool it is. People are mostly just unoriginal followers and would do anything to fit in.
>>21963413My market added a sushi deli years ago and nobody buys this stuff. It's a forced meme like fake meat.
>>21963364>Put wasabi in soy sauceNo. I eat my Sushi the way it's prepared. You don't like sushi
>>21963532> No. I eat my Sushi the way it's prepared. You don't like sushi
>>21962479Leave cabin bro alone you cunt.
>>21963240why would you care if she checks out the balloons across the street? are you trying to show off your totally rad balloons on your side of the street? if you get mad that she'd rather check out some other guy's balloons instead then maybe you're the autistic one
It can be pretty good, but it's never great, and most people in Japan rarely eat it, and when they do, it's for some sort of celebration, or at a really cheap place. Why western retards and weebs lose their shit over it I'll never understand.
>>21963587I can't tell if this is sarcasm or genuine autismGood job desu
>>21963402Naw, folding table in the front room.
>>21962367It's good but just not worth the price. Even cheap americanized sushi is 10 dollars for a piddly amount. I refuse to pay such extravagant prices for something that amounts to a couple dollars of product at most.
>>21962367I genuinely like sushi but 2bh I can do wit the raw fish. It doesn't add anything but danger of contracting parasites. It doesn't taste like anything and all of the surrounding ingredients serve only to mask its slightly unpleasant flavor. Maybe that makes me uncultured American swine but I'll take a boring-ass crunchy roll thank you very much.I mean I like sushi so much that I will eat the raw fish but still, I prefer not to.
>>21963750sorry to hear you live in a country where eating raw fish is unsafe
>>21963750I've been eating sushi off and on for 20 years and I've never been sick. But sushi is a food that requires the fish to be treated right along every step of its journey to your plate. Other meats that get cooked have the cook to kill lingering microorganisms from storage, yet raw fish doesn't. So it's treated much nicer than a steak by he time it gets on your plate. However, it's only possible in highly advanced societies that take hygiene practices for granted.
white people hate sushi because it's not covered in cheese and butter and cream
Doesn't need a soy bath.
>>21963623speak for yourself you fuckng white retard. i love sushi. sorry it isn't coated in grease and cheese so it doesn't taste your taste buds
>>21963925white people hate fish. all the fish they eat is coated in batter and deep fried
>>21963750> Doesn't taste like anythingYou really don't think you could blind taste the difference between salmon, tuna, and mackerel?
