Sothern German cuisine is okay, Northern is inedible.
>>21963801Wrong.
>>21963801>pulsnitzer pfefferkuchen>honeycomb looking thingamajig covered in chocolate If that's like a fancy butterfinger: I'm game.
>>21963865What the? Is that who I think it is?
>>21963801Don't forget that northern Germany is the original *nglo homeland
>gerflerben fraxenboogen>schnoogen holgofooben>erglergel grundenbungel mit fargenhibbenI’m not much of a fan of German food but it sure is fun to make up fake food names that sound German.
>>21963801>currywurst near berlin>Flecken nowhere to be seen >no Königsberger Klopse>Arme Ritter and Grünkohl near Bielefeld/Hanover>genereic Bratwurst instead of using the real namethe hell is this absolute horseshit? Fuck you, fuck this.
>>21963801The closer you get to austria the worse the schnitzel gets. They seem to prefer thin pieces of rubber to chew on for hours rather than edible meat.
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He isn't exactly wrong
>>21964480What exactly is wrong with it?
>>21964482I mean, just look at it.
>>21964510>pickled herringTasty>picklesTasty>meatloafTasty>tomatoes (?)Idk what exactly it is but looks tastyGreat dish, would eat, although I'd prefer more herring instead of the meatloaf. Which part exactly looks inedible to you? Is there not enough HFCS for your liking?
>>21964518Not that anon but that "meatloaf" looks like cat food. How processed is the meatloaf over there in Germany? It looks like it came out of a can.
>>21964530It looks like minced meat
>>21964531This is what google image search said. I'm not knocking canned corned beef. It definitely smells and looks like cat food but I think it tastes fine if you fry it. I know a lot of people that hate it, though.
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>>21963956Berliners are very loud and vocal about Currywurst being their invention, and since this map was clearly made by a foreigner who has never been to Germany, it's to be expected that we can find Currywurst in Berlin (although you are probably a filthly Ruhrpottler who also thinks they invented Currywurst), because otherwise all that would be left would be Jägerschnitzel.Also, Königsberger Klopse come, as you might be able to infer from their name, really from Eastern Prussia, and since that isn't part of the Federal Republic, it's also to be expected for them to not be on there.You fucking retard.
>>21964530that's SPAM you tard and it looks equally disgusting around the world. google Leberkäse for some bavarian meatloaf.
>>21963801German comes off as a joke language
>>21964726>that's SPAM you tardSorry, I'm not poor like you so I don't make a habit of eating canned meat to the point that I can differentiate between different types. I've never eaten spam in my life. I think it's far more likely that it's actually canned corned beef, though: >>21964534I've eaten canned corned beef when I went camping as a kid and it looks exactly like that.
>>21963862It's a honeyed gingerbread.
What does pumpernickel taste like
>>21963902what do you mean?
>>21965364Like rye bread but kinda roasty, bitter, sour but also sweet.
which is weird since the 4 northernmost dishes are the best ones
>>21965364tastes like ass but preservable for yearsyou buy one and eat it in times of need
>>21964885retard
>>21963801Wer hat gefragt lmao.
>>21965444deine fette mudder
>>21963801Who gives a fuck, even at almost 40 I have never seen most of this shit and alot of it is so mundane nobody cares, like wow the original Bratwurst comes from Thüringen? Wowie zowie, guess nobody else in Germany fries their Würstchen.Besides, Döner and Pizza is what Germans actually eat
>>21965376What the heck. There she is again
>>21965440Salty canned meat eating poor faggot. Whenever I see Eurofags cry about American cuisine, I'll remember that you fags are eating this while I enjoy delicious BBQ and burgers >>21964885
>>21965553SPAM is an american brand, retard
>>21965563>Labskaus (German: [ˈlapskaʊ̯s] ) is a culinary speciality from northern Germany and in particular from the cities of Bremen, Hamburg, and Lübeck. The main ingredients are salted meat or corned beef, potatoes, and onion. Some recipes put beetroot, pickled gherkin, or even herring into it, while others have these ingredients as side dishes.[1][2]Except this is canned corned beef retard, not spam. You should know that seeing as this is your fucking cuisine, German dummy. Spam is canned pork.
>>21965567illiterate retard even got the wrong dish
>>21965575lmfao, so you have two identical looking dishes with canned meat slop served with a side of pickled fish? Damn, American cuisine is pig disgusting compared to the almighty Germans.
>>21965580retard
