>"yeah bro let me just eat some must turd"
>>21963805>broBro yeah brobro. Bro!!!!
sure why not
>>21963805That's it, I'm never eating mustard again. You've ruined it for me. I hope you're happy OP, my wife is crying.
>>21963805kareshi wa oishii desu
>>21963918辛子 vs 彼氏
>>21963805Mustardfags blown the FUCK out
>>21963926fug I knew the re sound didn't make sense.
>>21963947It's daijoubu, anon, you ganbarimashita'd.
I keep mustard in my bed. It is slightly diluted with pickled jalapeno brine because it doesn't get much use and would otherwise dry up.
And this is what bed mustard is for.
>>21964044This.
I agree with the old adage of 'no crackers in bed', but meats and cheeses do not present the same crumb issues.
>>21964044is not
>>21964049cheese can definitely make a bit of a mess, but you don’t want either of those things to end up sitting somewhere in your room for months
>>21963805Whole grain mustard is the caviar of Deli and you are a tastletfor smearing it's good name
>>21963805mustard because you must be tarded to have it
>>21964047Is that a pre-sleep or mid-sleep snack?