corporate life is sweet
>>21964038i was daccord with it till the oat milk, i dont like the taste
Imagine being a middle age office drone walking into the cafeteria at work to grab a coffee and seeing some dumb zoomer filming their Sysco slop breakfast sandwich. Makes you wonder when they will need to start installing suicide nets on the side of buildings like in china.
>>21964046I was thinking the same thing. Like... Its a bagel dude relax
>>21964038infuckingsane to put lettuce, tomato, onion, and provolone on a cinnamon bagel with butterscotch cream cheese.
>>21964038wow in this economy that's crazy.
>breakfast>casually consumes raw onion at 9 am >burps and rumbles for the rest of the day
>>21964058Fucking right? What is that? Worst cut bagel I've ever seen in my life too. 9/10 corpos don't do this for their drones btw. I hated corporate work, it's such a waste of time I get angry that I'm stuck at the office when I had nothing to do. > There's always something to doNo there isn't, because the people above you aren't actually doing their jobs and leaving you hangingOr they have to "run it up the chain" because they're too pussy to make a simple decision. Food service is significantly harder, and more fun I work for a few small businesses at this point, because they can't pay for shit, but it's more fun. When I'm working in actually working and not just tired to a desk to save face. If you find the right businesses, the owner just wants help and is open to good ideas about how works smarter
>>21964038What kind of maniac eats raw onion and lettauce for breakfast?
>>21964094officedrones that want to stink up the office
>>21964094me + [others minus you]>>21964088never had that problem
>>21964094onions are good throughout the day
>>21964038the top half is going to be dry as fuck
>>21964094Nothing wrong with it but it doesn't belong on a raisin bagel with butterscotch cream cheese. Belongs in an omelet or atop a savory bagel.
>>21964038This is pretentious as fuck. I guess I kinda understand why people snap and shoot up offices and workplaces now. Imagine spending 75% of your life around people like this daily.
>>21964038I bet he makes his boyfriend a happy man
>>21964149>i'm mad jelly at people who have bufféts at work, and i think mass shootings are the solution to this "problem"
>>21964038the tomato looks pretty grim
>>21964149The places that get shot up do not offer breakfast
>>21964038>use the same tools and utensils used by 50 other people who didn't wash their handshahaha, NO
>>21964149>eating breakfast is pretentious
>>21964177No but recording yourself doing it is you mouthbreathing faggot.
>>21964189Its no wonder you empathize with mass shooters when a person just going about their day makes you seethe this much
TWO slices of ham
>>21964202About that "black forest ham". picrel.
>>21964038>butter scotch
>2000 calories at 9amJust fuck my quota up
meanwhile me>meeting at 9>get up at 8:55>lappy has been running since 8 with waggle script pretending I'm working (dnd)>dash to bathroom to gargle water and power piss>8:59, start meeting early>female team members talk, so I go shave and brush teeth, missing nothing important
>>21964046Fuck you flyover farm sheep fucker get fucked farmer U Jelly bro?
>>21964440Lmao you ok lil zoom?
>>21964448I'm fuming
look at how mentally ill this board is
>contaminating the watermelon flavor with the red onioneeeeeeeeeewww
Mmmmmmmmmmm butterscotch and red onions. Delightful combination
>>21964094the same maniac that pairs it with a fucking cinnamon raisin bagel and a sweet cream cheese spreadthey're most likely korean
>>21964038i guarantee this person is neither lactose nor gluten intolerant
>>21964038>look at my goodgoy treatsI'd rather be self employed and pay for my own breakfast, thx.
>>21964149>This is pretentious as fuckit might make more money than their office salary
>>21964038>raisin bagel and raw onion
what is better strategy for feeding your corporate drones?creature comforts (high carb breakfast) vs high protein breakfast to fuel the day.
>>21964815feed them like soldier MREs or school prison lunches
>>21964812It's crazy how many people are getting rich off social media. Even adding to their income that way, just recording the mundane shit they're doing, is crazy to me. I don't blame people who do it, I really blame the idiotic consooomers addicted to short videos of nothing, and parents letting children have access to that. >>21964815Both should be available, it's about keeping people happy after all. It's not a matter plan for a healthy workplace, just taking things off your workers plate so they have more time and brain space to focus on work
>>21964814> Butterscotch cream cheese with red onion
>>21964815have a mcdonalds inside
>>21964821if was handed an MRE every day before i headed out to the field my work would improve
>>21964088fpbp
>>21964838I haven't had an MRE but they look terrible. I think I'd rather have a lunchable. I would accept an MRE though, free food is free food
>>21964847>free food is free foodThere is no way you are this poor. What 3rd world shit hole do you live in?
>>21964038this makes me feel pretty good about my choice to become an ER nurse. i don't always love my job, but the thought of how wretched an 8-5 office job is always cheers me. some of my colleagues who have only ever worked in health care would appreciate their jobs a little more if they had ever been office zombies i think.
>>21964038>breakfast at worksorry im a peasant who has to bring my own food to work. is getting free food at work everyday a real thing?
>>21964937Very common in tech. Free breakfast and lunch, snacks all day, drink coolers etc.
>>21964038>Lettuce
>>21964853I appreciate free food when it is given to me because I'm a polite member of society.
bump to celebrate monday morning
>>21964038this video really feels like a kid showing off his toys and being proud of them. I can't quite articulate it but the text, the cuts, the emojis, the fact it was filmed at all deeply disturbs me. If this is the average person now, we are so fucking raped and there is no saving us. Again I can't quite articulate it so you either get what I'm saying or you don't, sorry if you don't, I know it seems like I'm way overreacting but this is a very raped goyslave video.
>>21965696Your post is much more disturbing than the video. Touch grass n get over yourself.
>>21964088I think you're allergic to onions
>>21964430>going in Teams meeting from home>asshole is not washed
>>21965696Are you GenX? Get fucked in your stupid, cunty soul you enormous, stinking piece of turd
>>21964038>all those raw red onions. Imagine the breath.
>>21965696It's jap bullshitI've noticed korean chicks do it too It's all so pikachu
>>21965696>If this is the average person nowit's not, and the fact that you are seething this much over it is more concerning than than the woman recording the OP. people like you used to be locked up.
>>21964038And this is why AI will take these jobs. People are sick of these pretentious assholes who cry all of the time.
>>21964088Not my problem
>>21965769>>21965703>>21965749>he pointed out we are goycattle, quick, attack him!lmao ok enjoy your baubles while everything burns
>>21965771You're a little bitch and you cried when I buttfucked you
>>21965821Pansy faggot.
>>21964038looks like a big sloppo shit. just give me a bagel and ill wrap it in some damp paper towels and steam it in the microwave, makes it almost as fresh as the day it came down the assembly line
>>21965807you will die a virgin
>>21965703I get what anon is saying, though. Why can't zoomers just eat a goddamn bagel without recording themselves for their tictacs? You see shit like that everywhere. I remember being a kid and then doing stupid shit like riding a bike through Walmart's aisles. Now kids stage themselves doing it for social media because they want a shot at going viral. It's manufactured, fake fun they're having. Just eat the goddamn bagel for fuck's sake.
>>21965824Stfu you're my bitch
>>21965807Asshole you triggered me I am clutching my funko pop
>>21964038They better stop posting these videos on social media. One of the newly hired MBA's up in the corporate suite is going to see this and cut it so he can gloat about saving the company 0.31% of its gross revenue from being wasted by the slave pool.
>>21964210kek thought the same
>>21964088Lox bagels with onions and capers are delicious for breakfast. Not every breakfast needs to be cinnamon toast crunch cereal. Get a job.
>>21964088>>burps and rumbles for the rest of the dayit keeps annoying coworkers away
>>21964038>dessert for breakfast >putting lettuce, onion, tomato and ham on top of your dessertWTF is wrong with americans
>>21964847I'd rather have an MRE than a lunchable. Even ignoring the portion size difference warm food that more closely resembles real food sounds better than processed ham/crackers, the fakest pizza in the world and the most processed salsa ever. MRE probably has less lead in it too.
>>21965893>some measly lunch hall is 0.31% of its gross revenueTry adding three more 0s in front of the 3. Maybe more.
>>21964451It's so over for Clozzy
>>21964090>Worst cut bagel I've ever seen in my life too.JEEVES my fainting couch NOW! someone cut a bagel wrong...
>>21964174get the sand out of your vagina.
>>21964038I would eat all the hams and cheese slices and take my coffee black but holy shit i want to be corporate so badly. Instead i get to work remotely for a small 20 person company as their entire hardware design department. No one knows what i do besides my boss, no one cares. The sales and marketing and hr people treat me like a harmless oddity, and we don't get catered lunches or anythingAlthough i am learning quite and have a lot of freedom so it's not all bad
>>21965893Companies have shit like this to encourage wagies to work longer hours/spend more time together and so they have "culture" to point to when asked why anyone should bother coming into the office over working remotely. It's also pretty cheap in the grand scheme of things.
>>21964038Looks alright, what is the problem again? get a job/life you useless parasites
>>21966017What are *you* working? Some bot in a factory? Gtfo like you know what's going on at coast corporations you hick
>>21964041>i was daccord Me aussi.
The amount of millennial corpo shit is inversely proportional to how good a job it is. If they throw pizza parties every friday its because you work 12 hour days with no break, or its because you have a fake job and are first to be laid off the second trump implements tarrifs
>>21966091Stop projecting. I used to work for a huge corporation with "perks" like a free cafeteria, a fancy breakroom, nap rooms and an onsite gym. It sounds awesome when you're a newfag, then you eventually realize those are just ways for management to try to extract free hours from you by pressuring you to work longer. These perks are merely an attempt to eliminate excuses to leave the office.>come in early to have breakfast with the rest of the team at the cafeteria while we go over our previous quarter's performance, they're serving omelets and pancakes!>it's been a long week, take a nap or go play some arcade games in the breakroom so you're refreshed to get this project done tonight, we'll even have pizza delivered!>what's that, overtime might cut into your workouts? go get in your lift during lunch and bring something from the cafeteria back to your desk afterwards!>you want to work from home? but we spent all this money on such a nice office so come use all these great amenities!The pimped out office perks were cool when it was slow but absolutely not worth the expectation you'd work your life away whenever it got busy, which was more often than not because they're chronically understaffed. Never working more than 40 hours a week is the ultimate perk, which I now have at my remote job with another employer.
>>21966119Huh?
>>21966105Je parl bone francis aussie
>>21966122We, ma sewer
>>21964038that is just like my hecking college buffet.reminds me of getting DRUNK and HUNG OVERguys check out my hangover cureit has bagel, red onions, lettuce, tomato, black forest ham and provolone cheese ('O')
>>21965756>reddit spacing>using AI to answer a question >believing that someone recording their bagel actually comes from a Japanese cultural conceptThank God you’re not in a job that can influence society
>>21966152It's probably that same anon from a thread a while back who uploads screen caps and calls it an argument.
>>21966152It's just weeblet pikachu bullshit Which gods?
>>21966158>nooo facts aren't actually an argument!!!
>>21964934based achewood enjoyer
>>21964038the part where they felt the need to show themselves shutting the bagel drawer is strangely poetic
>>21966164>AI hallucinations are facts
>>21966531>nooo pikachu bullshits are just hallucinations!!!
>>21964088It do be like that sometimes. My farts are legendary.
>>21965696It's literally just how women are
