who chose this as a chip logo?there is blood dripping off the tip of the knife in her hand for gods sakei see her in the store and here eyes stare into me like if i dont buy the bag of chips im going to be next to get stabbed
>>21965187That's a bag. She's reaching into your (b)utz
>>21965192oh. yeah i guess it is. that kinda changes things i guessstill all these years i thought it was a knife. geeze
>>21965196>there's a knife in the bag
>>21965187Would (utz)
>>21965196>anon thought the utz girl just finished cutting a bitch Now I will never unsee it. I will live the rest of my life seeing a knife in her hand now.
Wise are way better anyway
>>21965285Sounds like someone that wants to get cutz
>>21965187>wonder if r34>look up utz girl>see the irl mascotwhat the blithering fuck, they made her pupils so big it looks like her sclera is pitch black and shes just 2 stark white dots staring into your soul. Like a demon outta supernatural
>>21965334I mean werable mascot costumes are always crap.You have to be able to fit a person inside a person basically. So they are made out of soft cloth which always looks like crap.To make it look half good they head would have to be made out of a plastic mask. But then the wearer would be really uncomfortable, also difficult to place the holes to look out of.
>teehe
>>21965187You mother fucker.
>>21965187is her hair supposed to be a C? is it Utz or Cutz?
>>21965187why are you colorblind?
>>21965187baltimoron bitchthat's whyGreek Festival is Dope as hell tho
>>21965187anybody remember nevada-tan the sasebo slasher
>>21965187She's just reaching into the bag.Here the bag clear and it's more obvious.
>>21965652Lmfao.
>>21965291>>21965187Why is she holding the knife by the blade?Is she special needs or something?
>>21965187Am I the only one who masturbated to this?
>>21965192>>21965196>>21965676it's a knife, look at the blood on it
>>21965187how the fuck are utz so bad? it's like eating shavings of styrofoam. they have a weird cult following from yankees (like yeungling, tasty cake, etc., all also bad products) and I'm just starting to think the whole midwest and northeast have stockholm syndrome for the worst food products available.
>>21965694All by myself, obviously. I'll go for round two.
Best Utz flavor?
>>21965858
>>21965863this is the only one worth anything
>>21965863Ill see how these stock up to the Herrs and Lays, old bay chips.
>>21965858crab chips are ok but they kinda make me sick after eating too many. and im not talking like a full bag i mean just a couple handfuls. dunno why.pic related are the king of utz flavors, second is the dill pickle flavor
>>21965334>wonder if r34Don't leave us hanging
>>21965187Fucking eh, I thought I was the only one! I didn't realize it was a bag till the end of middle school or so
>>21965832His CV makes me think he’s good enough at corp speak to hire, but has little actual talent and is only capable of running a company slowly into the ground. Probably fired in a couple years whenever the board starts getting too much heat from shareholders.
>>21966197>his face when having to eat some of his company's chips
>>21965196>all these years i thought it was a knifeIt is a knife, anon.She is coming to kill you.Tonight, at 3am, you'll hear the rustle of a bag of chips. That will be the sound of your doom.
>>21965832All those companies suck now, tastycake, yuengling, utz etccc… Wawa sucks now too.
my favorite is the red hot bag because it looks like she's burning in hell
I fuck with utz they make them Zapps Voodoo chips
>>21965187New Mandingo Effect just dropped.
>>21966537>Mandingo EffectI remember this being the Mandela Effect!Jesus it's real.
>>21965832utz and tasteycake (shudder) are terrible but yneungling is the only common cheap American beer that's worth more than a single fuck.
i have stock in this company please PLEASE buy more Utz products
>>21966646Fuck off to /biz/ you fucking gay
>>21965196moronyeah that's the logo people use a little girl with a bloody knife. fucking idiot.
>>21966980putz
>>21965832>Yankees The cult following is from almost exclusively Pennsylvanians, who have no taste at all
Zapps >>> Utz
>>21967023keep your fetish to yourself
>>21967031brapps
>>21965877nothing beats the herr's tabasco chips tho
