Describe the gas

Take simethicon.
Also I shake some of the CO2 out of it before drinking.

Stop being a pussy

>>21965360
Artificial sweeteners often cause digestive issues. I think stevia is the most tolerated but it tastes strange to me.

If regular soda is an issue then you probably have fructose intolerance or it's just too much carbonation.

>>21965378
I see you never had actual gas.
It's astonishing how something so actually harmless can be so painful.
You'll be the first one to crawl on all fours crying like a little bitch when it hits.

>>21965360
Sounds like you have a weak or defective gut.

>>21965360
maybe you're not meant to have 55 grams of sugar in a single liquid slurry all at once

>>21965360
have you tried drinking it flat

probably not the answer you where looking for but it's the only way

>>21965360
>is there some kind of art or science to drink soda and not irritate my stomach?
over exposure to the poison that is soda.
it's better to just stay away from it since it doesn't taste good anyway.

stop being easily suggestible

>>21965360
>i stopped drinking soda again and after having a (16oz) bottle of it i felt horribly sick and had the worst gas of my life.
I rarely touch soda and have gone several years without drinking it, and when I do drink it... nothing unusual happens.

you are either lying or are fructose intolerant.

>>21965419
>>21965972
zero reading comprehension

>>21965389
I've never had gas from normal soda but those olipop and other sodas with fiber in them give me indigestion

>>21965389
Bro I fart every day without issues other than disturbing the missus while we're sleeping.

>>21965389
stop having gay sex then