When was the last time you enjoyed breakfast in bed?
>>21967021ate a pop tart as soon as I woke up. crumbs everywhere, fuck my life
>>21967021Not good to eat on the bed you will get the crombs
>>21967021Years ago. I just eat in my bed because i'm lethargic.
>>21967021I have never done this.
About 7 hours ago
one time I woke up and my pillow was missing
>>21967021since I was a child? I guess. I like to move around for a few hours before eating breakfast and dont like crumbs in bed. breakfast in bed being some luxury seems to be a holdover from seeing the king of england doing it and the masses wanting for what they cant have
>>21967021ow
>>21967021>>21967021I just banged my ex and she's making me food right now while I watch tv in bed
>>21967021I found half a chicken burrito under my pillow last week
>>21967264imagine the smell
one time I fell asleep with an open bag of skittles, when I woke up there was like 30 stuck to my body
>>21967264don't share your cringe fantasies with us loser
>>21967583Based candyman
>>21967021When I took a nap mid charcuterie board, and ate the fancy meats, cheese and wine I'd left on the table after waking up
I don't know but at least 20 years. Beds are for sleeping.
>>21967021Never. You dont eat in bed, retard. That's where you sleep. Keep your work/hobby, cooking, sleeping, and casual areas seperate.
>>21967021A few hours ago, when I woke up hungover in my couch and had a bag of krupuk chips along with a bottle of pepsi cola I bought in the night shop yesterday. I watched a video on the history of Contra speedruns whilst consuming it. I used to sleep in a Japan imported Futon in my tatami room and I sort of miss having breakfast in it.
>>21968387In your coach, did you sink into it?
>>21968428I am actually quite skinny. Obese people can't sleep in a futon anyways retard. I am a drunky not a fatty x)
