Burger’s timeI call this one the “/ck/ burger”
Whip it up; add homemade mayonnaise
Lemon-Dijonnaise
Make beef patties
>>21970582then what
>>21970595The /ck/ burger gets shredded cheese and butter, and then it’s toasted under a low broiler/salamander setting.
>>21970565Why do you call it that? Because it sucks? Haha!
>>21970609those are some good lookin grates
>>21970613it's an homage to us
The protective layer of cheddar has now been deployed to the /ck/ burger.Let’s make the patties.
>>21970613Lol nice one anon. Up top
Put on sad music because /ck/https://soundcloud.com/ugly-casanova/hotcha-girlsPatty #1 in
Flip, nice browning
Cheese; lid
2nd patty; nice browning
Nice stack
2 left before assembly
>>21970565Oh boy here you go doing that again. Just shaking our heads at the very audacity, right? Oh, anon! lol Keep doing that play-by-play. The cutesy banter. Just love that sparkling personality you have on display.
nice burgerscould do with a pickle on the final product...
>>21970664Pickles are reddit
>>21970665Mmmmm pickles
>>21970662I’m a sick fuck I like a quick fuck.https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/i-love-it-kanye-west-lil-pump
>>21970672is that just like an entire tablespoon of herbs
>>21970634>>21970672You do you, bro, but in my world anything other than a little salt and black pepper on a burger patty absolutely ruins it. So for me, this is a 0/10 burger, would not eat.
>>21970680>>21970684>Achilles, if you put so many herbs and spices, it will be harder to cook!!!And that is why no one will remember your name.4pickles4chan
With the /ck/ sauce
Slice of homegrown tomato
>>21970672>links to rapAnd I thought I loathed you before. lol
The /ck/ burger. The ultimate flavor. The ultimate taste.
>>21970713Post better food. Success is the greatest revenge. I’m not some keyfob-posting faggot. I do it for the love of /ck/Everything speaks for itself
>>21970715that does look really good and I am lustin for those mayoey pickles
>>21970726I’m only here to uplift the board.I know I’m super fly.
>>21970731this is gonna force me to order a whopper because I have no burger making gredients at home rn
>>21970738Try my recipe at home one day though!/ck/ burgerIt is in fact the ultimate flavor and the ultimate taste.:)
>>21970715this is a burger for women
>>21970743Retard alert
>>21970741I have saved this thread for future reference and the burger will someday be made
>>21970715I should call her.
>>21970747>2 kinds of pickles>Salad dressing>2 TBSP dry herbs added to patties>tomatoConfirmed girl burger, do you even enjoy the taste of beef?
>>21970775>he can’t share the board with Lara Croft
>>21970731You're super cringe.Your cooking and photography isn't bad at all. It's your attitude. You could be straightforward but you're trying to be 'playful' or 'whimsical' or something. Like that Cooking Comically guy. Just lose that and you'd be great for the board.
>>21970818To be honest your comment is more cringe than anything else.Get over yourself faggot, you posted literally NOTHING and you want to act like the trumpet fight guy who helped bob dylan on stage. Shut up.I have worked in restaurants for years, and when I see this retard OP post I feel like Salieri from “Amadeus”.Just be quiet. You can’t be on this level and even for those of us who do this for YEARS this is both amazing and frustrating to see.
>>21970818Shut the fuck up.
>>21970715>>21970731Looks delicious>>21970818Karen's on the rags
>>21970832>I feel like Salieri from “Amadeus”.So you're saying that you are jealous of the genius displayed by that troll?
>>21970839OP is like Mozart for cooking. Maybe if you don’t work in a kitchen you wouldn’t get it.It all looks so easy.But you have no idea, some of this has never been done before.
>>21970841ಠ_ಠ
Good job fat boy looks good
>>21970715WOW THATS A NICE BURGER
>>21970609>salamander settingWha?
>>21970715Damn son where’d you find this?
>>21970672Kek what kind have fagel puts herbs and spices on a burgerOr putting pre-mixed bullshit on anything Dios mio man>>21970701Not enough pickles>>21970711Tomatoes aren't even in season lol>>21970717You can't post them because you don't have a car
this is why we can't have nice things>cooking thread>basic and well prepared cheeseburger>turns into a spërgfest
>>21970921As the OP I have never-ever started a thread with fucking car keys in it but by god I have million-dollar cars and I swear to god this poor calinigger and his used shit should die a horrible death.
>>21970921I'm neither of the car gaylords, in its my first post in the thread. I'm just to telling you to grow the fuck up, skim over the posts or don't read them you absolute fucking child.
>>21970928>car gaylordsYeah there is only one ITT. I hope he drives his nigger-tier used BMWs off a fucking cliff and ends his spic existenceFuck yourself too for lumping me in with that faggot.Your mom raised a supernigger moron.
>>21970832>>21970841You have got to be fucking kidding here. There's no way this is sincere.
>>21970929Shut up you fucking mexican go the FUCK back to mexico.I swear to any real god that if they put me in your path I will curbstomp you to death (respectfully)
>>21970931OK I'm sorry, you aren't a car gaylord. But you are an absolutely massive gaylord.
>>21970931>she admits they aren't her carsWe're making progress
>>21970935Yeah dawg i lowkey just wish i could beat this bmwspic to death irlIts kind of putting me off posting nglGenuinely would enjoy every skull bash and maybe a scalping
>>21970565>I call this one the “/ck/ burger”That is not The Big Arch, available now only at McDonald's
>>21970892>>21970893This is gay. A vehicle-based pissing contest between two insecure manchildren who aren't very good cooks.I'm so sick of you people. Fighting the troll not only brings you down to his level but it makes him troll all the harder. Resist.
Hahaha anyway if you dont see the bmwspic posting for a while its unrelated Im not a christian. Peace and love though, you guys!Dont track people down and beat them 2 deatj ok good talk.Dont hire a geoguesser to find them good talk.
>>21970940Haha good talk senpai.Ur right dont find people irl desu.(It would be easy though)
>>21970940Oh look at fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi here
You guys DONT have a grudge against a specific and easily findable person(Although if you did and they died by being beaten to death your life would improve)But dont do that
>>21970927You're OP? I get it now. You just lost all my respect acting like this. Unbelievable.>Oh boy here I go about my nine cars calling everyone POOR againIt's extra pathetic that you're a millionaire and you spend your nights bickering with incels on 4chan. You're so insecure. Can't buy friends.
Guys DO NOT find the specific california apartment complex under which all of the BMWfags cars arelisted based on service records.You COULD do that but im saying not to
It would be actually awful if someone found this spic’s apartment in california and he got beaten to death as a result of a botched robbery job.
>>21970952>>21970953This is very inappropriate.
>>21970951>gosh I just HATE original content!!!Post some more fast food threads fat faggot.Sopranos-fan comment.
>>21970954Wdym it’s a sincere wish that something bad would not happen as a result of someone’s continued behavior.It’a a violent world, anon.People have been killed for less.
>>21970951>>21970954Fuck off clutching your pearls. You're as bad as them, if not worse.
>>21970954People have been killed for a lot less.I don’t think it’s a big deal to kill for peace of mind. California cops won’t do anything. Plan it right and it looks like a robbery. Cheap apartment… give the BMWd to some local spic kids… no case…Older people saw it happen a lot. Town bully dies and disappears. No case.
I hate bullies and if this BMWkeyfaggot keeps it up, it’ll cause an effect.
>>21970609Would you like some burger with your cheese?
>>21970959Why do you want someone to die because you were dumb enough to get baited? It's all in good fun.
what the fuck is this piece of shit janitor up to?? they need to screen better cuz there are biases at play here. unconsistent as fuck. 29 posts removed and they aren't by the same person and then the main person is also still here. unfuckingacceptable
>>21970565The cooking threads are some of the best on /ck/ - when they stay on topic.They're also some of the worst when they don't. Like this thread.
>>21970565Good looking ground Beef (stringy)>>21970573Lemon doesn't belong in there>>21970582Patties are too densely formed>>21970609>>21970621Unncessary and detracts from the simplicity of a Great Burger
>>21970715very nice! I got back into burgers a month ago, they are so cheap to make and very delicious
>>21970715yummy!!!
