My fatass coworker still would eat mine

>>21973366
I don't understand how other people have this problem. At my work the problem is people leaving their shit for so long I wonder if it became hazardous waste.

>>21973555
Nice get. You should be gaped.

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>>21973366
>sammie

Ooof. Grow up.

Just file a HR complaint lol

>>21974140
Might as well
>just file a police report
Bunch of donothing twats working in HR. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking this.

>>21974047
This, it's a sarnie

>>21973372
Any allergies the fattie has?

>>21973396
Someone left breakfast burritos in the freezer at the work fridge, after 6 months I assumed that no one currently working there owned them so I ate them. they were meh bland. no one ever bitched about it.

>>21973396
>>21974311
I once ate an ice cream after a day where my work had a cookout and there was like 20 free ice creams in the freezer, somebody put sheet of paper with "SOME ASSHOLE HERE STEALS ICE CREAM" on the fridge.

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>>21974333
This just gets your food tossed into the trash.

I've never dealt with lunchroom theft, but I definitely worked with greedy assholes.
>work at a distribution center
>one customer produces vodka, moves their fruit puree through us
>end of the year they give us a big box full of mini bottles of their product as a thank-you
>work day ends, everyone goes to pick out a few bottles
>box is 100% empty
>the fatass Samoan left work 15 minutes early *feeling unwell,* dumped ~2 gallons work of booze in a bag and left
>showed up hungover as fuck the next day

>>21974363
>work at a wholesaler with a warehouse downstairs and a sales team and admin staff upstairs
>have periodic parties where they'd buy a bunch of donuts or pizza or have a BBQ or something
>every single time the office workers would eat all of their "share" at the party and then at the end of the day come down to the warehouse break room and take shit out of the fridge to take home
hated those fucking niggers

I'd simply keep my food in my car and eat it there.

>buy lunchbox with padlock on it
>nobody steals your food

>>21973555
skwisgaar pls

>>21974323
she wasn't lying

>>21973366
I had to start making my food really spicy.
I got an HR complaint about it.
>How would she know if she wasn't constantly stealing my food?
>Touché. Seeing as we all know who it is, would you like to file a formal complaint?
>No. She's suffered enough already, and the worst is yet to come. If she comes back to you, please let her know that if she asks me, I don't mind making enough food to share.

You ever notice that only pajeets and college professors use the term “colleagues” and I’m gonna assume OP doesn’t have a PHD

>>21974477
>HR complaint

just ask why the colleague is self-reporting them stealing at work and refuse to go to any meetings

>>21974565
I don't mind spicy food, and everybody there who matters knows that when I have a problem, everyone has a problem.
The joys of being the person holding shit together - gotta be real clear about the boundaries and real creative about setting them.

>>21973366
>heh I am going to get a sandwich for lunch
>consumes 1400 calories in one sitting + chips + soda
Stop eating these calorie bombs or if you must just raw dog the cold cuts

>>21974599
Oh no, consuming less than half your daily calories in one of the three meals you eat in a day! It's so terrible!
You're fucking stupid and gay. What are you, some tiny girl who is only supposed to eat 2000 calories?

>collegues consuming your sammie
Things that literally never happened
Stop making shit up

>>21974609
0/10

>>21974272
Not that I am aware of unfortunately, I'm going to put laxatives on it today to see if it makes a difference.

>>21974477
>HR complaint over spicy food
office jobs are never beating the jewish daycare allegations

>>21975568
Maybe we just have to start taking the office jobs to the Virgin Islands.
Yeah, you're right.

>>21974333
You must be an absolute retard to be fooled by that

>>21973372
let me guess, government office?

>>21974147
>twats
I'm gonna miss boomers so much. Your language is comfy cus I grew up listening to it. Zoomers don't use, let allow understand, boomer talk

>>21975704
I'm going to mispronounce and misuse Donothing like a name from now on.
>Donothang Jammers over here, sitting by the printer, waiting for Xerox to come in and fix it.
>Yeah, and?
>IT'S A CANON PRINTER, AND WE HAVE THREE OF THEM... Look, I will only ever do enough of your job to keep my head above water.
>Because you're a sucker.
>BECAUSE I'M TALLER THAN YOU, DONOTHANG. The tide is rising. Drown in it.

Yes, I realize the hypocrisy of this. I'm so far ahead, I could do the next month from Aruba with my cell phone.

>>21974580
You sound fun

>>21975745
huh? I don't get it.

flimflam, out the wazoo, wrong turn right night, short walk long pier, born to run, old map new plans, in my bones, hungry heart

essential boomer logic, sentiments, and rationale

>>21975788
Czech pham-lee: Hi-top McFade over here with his thumbs counting brass, his Delaware-level rizz and his greenbacks are suspended by skibidi nanofilament, fr no cap. Gon let boihim get hoysted by his petards. Gnome Saiyan?

>>21975814
dub

>>21973366
Just put a bunch of ghost peppers on it