eat more croissants, paris brest and kouign-amann and drink more wine
>>21973814I didn't know what kouign-amann was, looks delicious
>>21973814this is retarded
I don't really want to live that longI'll continue eating pizza and drinking vodka
>>21973909It's stupidly easy, it should be everyone's first cakeAnd if you feel fancy you can add fruits to itThe high amount of sugar makes sure it lasts unrefregirated a long while too
>>21974131>kouign-amann>It's stupidly easy, it should be everyone's first cakeam i missing something here? i remember hearing about this dessert from chef john's video where he called it "the hardest to make pastry"is there some secret french housewife hack to make it easy? like can you just make them with store bought puff pastry or is the kouign amann dough different?
>eat moreno, the trick is to just eat less, regardless of what you eat right now.
>>21974189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23U5kngVzbc&pp=ygUUbGUgdnJhaSBrb3VpZ24gYW1hbm4%3DThe president of "The true kouign-amann association" makes it with the cheapest flour available
>>21974225did this geezer say he started his first apprenticeship at 14? is that why you said this should be everyone's first cake? he's making some advanced moves when making the dough there...
>>21973814The Soviet Union lasted 74 years so it outlasted most people there
>>21973814This is stupid. It doesn't take into account the amount of Americans getting shot by noodle-armed, bespectacled loners who've too easily acquired a firearm. Or the amount of twerk related deaths. Or the amount of bbc asphyxiation deaths
>>21974265Sure, but on the French side it doesn't account for the number of people being murdered by mimes.
>>21973814this is fake because so many french people lied and said they were older after ww2 so they could retireit's why they have so many centenials
>>21974974How can one country be so based
>>21974982I'm a Brit, and I have to give this one to the French. At least we still have superior cheese though.
>>21973909man are we already so far in the future that the queen aman meme is already considered boomer throwback and the young kids have never heard of them?
