Someone fucked up and introduced to the Japanese ranch dressing
Earlier today I was thinking of the first time trying ranch dressing, some 1st grade class celebration the teacher brought one of those chopped vegetables and dip plattersit was amazing. ate all the baby carrots with it
If you've never had ranch on General Tso's or some tempura, try it. No balls.
>>21974999Anti-ranch and anti-mayo snobbery is gay and forced. They're both delicious.
>>21975001The first time I tasted ranch flavour was Cool Ranch Doritos. It's just not popular here in Oz. You can get it but there is maybe only one or two brands like picrel. I've never see Hidden Valley ranch in stores here
>>21975008If I buy Newmans Own can I use it as a tax write off?
>>21975008https://www.hiddenvalley.com/recipe/homemade-ranch-dressing/You can just make it.
>>21975008Cool Ranch is way better than hidden valley ranch.
>>21974999>>21975008>>21975021Blue cheese mogs
>>21974999Why are yellow fever gooners acting like this is 9/11? Have they not seen what asians already do with ketchup and mayo? If you've spent so much time worshipping asians you should know what they're like already.>>21975003You're only saying that because you're a self-hating, gook worshipping white who has to justify everything gooks do as super genius and refined actually.
>>21975028Blue cheese has mold in it
>>21975028I'm one of those (You)s and i completely agree, love blue cheese and blue cheese dressing. I haven't had ranch with wings since trying it
>>21975029Uhhhh... no. I'm saying that because I think that anti-ranch and anti-mayo snobbery is gay and forced, since they're both delicious and completely inoffensive.Also your post is self contradictory. Are yellow fever fags mad or happy about this? Are you retarded by chance?
>>21974999reminds me of the time I discovered chipotle tabasco sauce and got addicted to it for awhile
>>21975081You could have saved yourself some of the time you spent typing all of that and just replied "Yes, I am retarded."
>>21974999>That profile imagePlaying with fire there friend
>>21974999My guilty ranch dressing use is to put it inside reheated grilled soft tacos.
>>21974999It's not even Ken's, hidden valley is the worst one.
>>21974999>introduced to the Japanese ranch dressing
>>21975003incorrect.only npcs eat mayo or mayo based sauces.
>>21975081based and accurate post, the jannies do not want you to know this
>>21975949Sure thing bud. You're a very special and very important person because you don't enjoy a popular condiment and post about how you don't like it on 4chan. A real "main character", a forger of your own destiny, free from the shackles of Big Mayonnaise.
>>21975949This guy hasn't had chick fil a mayonnaise packet and chick fil a waffle fries
>>21974999just wait until they find out about fry sauce
>>21976143Is it better than Qwinky sauce? Or worse than Fancy sauce?
>>21976140>chick-fil-aI won't find out because I'm not a woman, faggot
>>21974999ICHIBAN RANCHGO AMERICABANZAI
taitatsumoto, protect my ranch
>>21974999>Brony likes ranchUma Haiku
ranch not being popular in japan is news to me. there's so much those gooks don't understand, cheese is also apparently one of them, like it's hard to find good cheese because they just don't fucking get it. texas bbq apparently goes hard if an american opens a store like that there. they also infamously get filtered by root beer and green pepper.as much as they show themselves off as being such supertasters that they even invented their own made up sense of taste, they sure are shit at eating anything that tastes good.
>>21974999She has the spirit of the Cowboy.
>>21974999
>>21975028Rooties is the best brand for that, if you don't make it yourself. Never eat anything that has oil as the main ingredient.
>>21976423Umami won, weeb.
>>21974999Looking forward to learn about the superiority of Japanese ranchu duresingu in about 10 years or so.
>>21976666I like Kewpie
>>21976682Kewpie has got the umami. Unsuprising you love it so much.
>look up parent company of Hidden Valley>it's Clorox