>go to big grocery store>everything is far away>nothing is in a convenient place>way too many variations of the same product>frozen section wraps around the entire 10 kilometers of the store>can't find anything>try to get frozen stuff last so it doesn't melt while you navigate the labyrinth>once you pick up a frozen item you are on a time limit>you leave knowing you missed something on your shopping list because you just wanted to get the fuck out
imagine getting filtered by the grocery store
>>21975204do we really need 10+ brands of dry pasta?
>>21975202>>way too many variations of the same productVariety is the spice of life
>>21975274just give me Tabasco
>>21975207Woah now you're starting to sound like one of those communists.
>>21975202>HEEEELP>CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME?>WHERE'S THE DINNER AISLE!?>THIS BOX HAS A PICTURE OF WHAT I WANT
>>21975285>100 brands of frozen pizza
>>21975202Don't forget having to dodge wagies in every other aisle filling boxes with pick up or delivery orders. Like bitch move so I can get milk.
>>21975202Euro's bully us for using mobility scooters in our grocery stores but we literally need too! Everything is so far away. They'd use them too if their stores weren't like 3 aisles
>>21975296thank you for bringing a smile to my face
What frozen food are you buying, homie?
>>21975274as opposed to child-oriented hot sauces?
>>21975597Probably because they have stupid names like>Fuck Ya Momma Right In The Pussy Sauce>Nasty Frank's Asshole Ripping Nitro Sauce
>>21975597I assume they have tits on the label?
>>21975274>adult oriented hot saucesdo I find hiroshima ass ripper there or in the kid's aisle?
>>21975597yes
>>21975202fucking zoomer, do you really not understand this
>>21975202welcome to capitalism
a grocery store is like a penis, if it's too small that's a problem, but if it's too big that's a problem too. It just needs to be inside a certain range to be effective and comfortable to use.
>>21975780nah he's got a point. >>21975807 is right, there is a sweet spot for grocery store size.
>>21975807thank you for knowing so much about how penises feel inside your body
>>21975202Just pick up several frozen products to build an igloo for your frozen pizza and dump them on the side when it's time to ring your groceries
>>21975274Can I put this on my pennes?
>>21975812>>21975817pornstar Valentina Nappi once said that a large penis is like a big Christmas lunch. It's fun to have one every once in a while, but for normal routine sex an average penis is preferable.Grocery shopping is kinda like this: it's cool to go to a huge supermarket every once in a while, so you can try unusual products that you don't normal find, but for everyday shopping a smaller store is better.sorry if I keep thinking about dicks lmao
>>21975202>everything is far awayare you only 2 feet tall?>>21975274>Variety is the spice of lifewhat is salt and pepper?
>>21975202>you leave knowing you missed something on your shopping list because you just wanted to get the fuck out>youquit thinking in projection.
>>21975339just move their cart out of the way, anon.if they try and muscle you out of the way or get rude they will be fired.
>everything is far away>he buys the crap in the middle aisles
>>21975202>>everything is far away>sharts are so out of shape that walking in a climate controlled store is a laborious task for them
>>21975202>going to the store is too hardZoomers were a fucking mistake
>>21975409
>>21976012there is not a single building in europe that has a floorplan as big as our smallest supercenter. euros will simply never know the luxury and excess we enjoy on a daily basis.
>>21976116>uhm askcuaslly crying about how i have to walk around to buy food like the hamplanet lardass is LE BASED stupid europoors
My Grocery Outlet just changed owners. Does that mean they were bad people? I thought the managers son was cute.
>>21976207>being gaynah, you're the bad person
>>21975202So which store is to large for fat little Willie anyway? I've never been in any store that's too large including Costco, Sam's Club, Wegmans, 99 Ranch, H-Mart and Restaurant Depot
>>21975202Too many steps fatass?
>>21975207fuck off bernie sanders
>>21975853>gets his advice from porn stars
>>21975202OP is fat and low IQ (has a hard time with choice instead of appreciating variety).
>>21975202When I was a young man, grocery store was scary. But it is good. It is good.
>>21975274>instantly know where this is without reading the file name>read the file nameKek.
>>21976523This. >>21975274I'm there every week.
>>21975202>everything is far awaywhat are you lazy?>nothing is in a convenient placeit is all literally in one locations can't be more convenient than that.>way too many variations of the same productwaaahhh baby can't make decisions>frozen section wraps around the entire 10 kilometers of the storethat's a good thing>can't find anythingsucks being retarded>try to get frozen stuff last so it doesn't melt while you navigate the labyrinthdoes not happen>once you pick up a frozen item you are on a time limitno you aren't>you leave knowing you missed something on your shopping list because you just wanted to get the fuck outno I like shopping.sorry for all the convenience.
