I accidentally bought a tub of oats without realizing they're vegan oats, and I can't return it because I already took the safety seal off. Do you think it'll be okay to eat this one tub? Or will it turn me gay? I just don't want to waste food unless it's really necessary.
>>21975635gluten status?
>>21975635
>>21975635>Or will it turn me gay?You'll be fine, anon. After all, you post on /ck/. You were already gay.
>>21975635>will it turn me gaynah your uncle took care of that years ago
>>21975635you're totally gay already, no need to finish the tub. While you're gay, you should try enjoying some gay things like https://www.eatingbirdfood.com/princess-dianas-overnight-oats/oh man, i ate this once, totally gay. it was pretty good too.
>>21975635don't let your prejudices or what you might "have heard" get the better of you..just try something new; and who knows, you might come to like it
>>21975649i know it says you can use either Fage or Chobani, but really, be prudent. Fage is at least twice as gay as Chobani, and it's really not something you want to skimp out on in the process. If you don't finish your overnight oats and go "Damn, okay, Hey, I'm gay" then open up your curtains in the morning, untuck your bath robe, and let your flounder pounder hang out, and just yell it so the whole neighborhood can know, I won't even believe you.
>>21975635>Or will it turn me gay?HEB brand so I'm guessing bought in Texas.
>HEB brand>Or will it turn me gay?How often do things from Texas turn people gay?
>>21975635>will it turn me gay?you eat oatmeal.you're already fucking flaming.
>>21975635>Howard Edward BUTT
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>>21975635do other oats come from animals?
>>21976070yes? why else would they specify vegan you retard
>>21976041>Dr. Butt
>>21976070This >>21976090They really should label them Beyond Oats or something to indicate they're fake vegan oats and not traditional cow oats.
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>>21976218>>21976045>>21976041BUTTLIKE THE ASS
>>21975635OP is a faggot.Just throw it away you major league gaylord.
>>21976587this tbqh. I bet OP bought the vegan oats on purpose and is only pretending it was an accident...
where do you buy carnivore oats?
>mix with cheap ground meats >add xylitol>spread it around your neighborhood >????>enjoy a silent neighborhood Man wtf?? I'm on my own wifi, and hardly post, yet I'm range banned???! I don't abuse this shit in the least. And it took like 8 minutes for the captcha to load? Fuck, 4chan has gone to shit.
>>21977079something is happening. remain calm.
>>21977079That sounds illegal m8.
>Howard Edward Butt>Great Source Of Fiber
>>219770794chan has a new anti retarded asshole feature
>>21975635You can just eat them, don't worry about turning gay, since you waste time on this site you already are a massive faggot.
>>21977079i did this when i was a teen and as effective as it was i have to admit i ended up regretting it a little (for really obvious reasons)
>>21975682Nothing in Texas but steers and queers, anon.
