Why don't you dice your pepperoni for your pizza?
>>21975697i dont have any pepperoni..
>>21975697I like tomato on pizza but only when it's sliced not diced.With diced pepperoni you miss out on the chance for pepperoni grease saucers.
>>21975697i cut mine the long way. big flat strips across the pizza
>>21975719ziga zazed
>>21975697>pepperoniyou have to be 18+ to post here kiddo
>>21975697because pepperoni on pizza is played out, sucka.
>>21975699I have one pepperono, you can have it anon
>buy pepperoni stick>put in desk drawer>remember i have pepperoni stick>open it and take bite>teeth dice the pepperoni >put rest of stick back in drawer for latersaved you time
>>21975697I prefer salami
>>21976009so does your mom
CANCER OF THE ANUS
>>21976022your tongue
>>21976016No, my mom never liked salami, she'd rather have baloney or ham
>>21975697I'm going to share an old family secret, buy a chunk of pepperoni from the deli and shred it on that side part of the cheese grater you never use. Finely shredded pepperoni is a divine experience and I can't understand how it hasn't caught up. It's much easier to top and get just the right amount. The flavor spreads across every bite and it tastes so much better. Honestly if I had to start life over I bet I could have opened a pizza shop just selling shredded pepperoni pizza and made a fortune. And I'm talking about fine shred, not those strips some places try to sell. It has to be like crumbles. Try it yourself and think of me as you spontaneously orgasm.
>>21976026Well she's stupid so it makes perfect sense.
>>21976085>shred it on that side part of the cheese grater you never useI don't get it, I just got pepperoni slices.
>>21976105Turn it around.
>>21976098Oh yeah? Well your a stupid dunderhead and an overall weenie
>>21976108But I always use that side. I don't want pepperoni in my chedda
>>21976122>Well your a stupid>your>stupidyou wear it well, stupid
>>21975697That's Pizza casseroleThis is Pizza
>>21976154You're mom said me the same thing last night when we slow danced to the sound of Whitesnake
>>21976108how do you own a cheese grater and never use the main side?
>>21976167>here I go again on my own, down that lonely roadno wonder you post here
>>21976163That's pizza beans
>>21975697>whole below, diced above
>>21976463Baphomet pizza
>>21975697I've been meaning to get some diced pepperoni for trying in my pasta bakes
>>21976105I use that side a lot for big cheese slices.
>>21976731I still use my grandma's cheese slicer for that. If the wire breaks, which it never has, you just replace the wire. It was built back in a time where having a life long meaningful product meant something.
>>21975697are you a toddler or geriatric?
>>21976775Not him, but I am
>>21976762>replace the wirewhere the hell am i gonna get wire?
>>21977438The city of wire in kenya
because that is frozen pizza bullshit.
>>21975709tomato on pizza is retarded. there's already tomato sauce on it
