How do you guys eat poptarts? Do you bite them while or break a piece off and eat it like that? I think the latter is betterSide note: i pressed that bottom sponsored image 15 times without realizing it was an ad. Fuck. Off, google, for puting your faggot ass advertisements in the image section to trick people into clicking them>Inb4 >using GoogleI'm using brave to use Google because brave's images and search results are embarrassingly bad, but after this, I'll just stomach it. What a fucking load of wack ass faggot. And these cunts wonder why people use adblock. I'd rather give my data to the Chinese using these ad free YouTube apps I've got than give a cent to YouTube so they can give my data to the Chinese anyway. Fucking losers, holy SHIT
>>21976801I usually eat all the edges first so I can just have the frosted part.
>>21976801if you eat these things above, say, the age of 16 you're a manchildt. someone who ate them everyday as a kid
>>21976812yes anon you're such a grown up. lets get you a big steak and a beer. so proud of my big man <3
>>21976801i use shill lion or yand*x primarily, but i did a google image search the other day and it was giving me pages and pages of tikt*ks instead of images. i dont even have tikt*k on my phone or anything.image search is just bad across the board now.i dont eat poptarts sorry.
>>21976812There marketing is great because they've always tasted like shit and yet here i am as an adult man wanting to try every flavor againi hear theyve gotten even worse though shrink flation and if you want the old school shit you go off brand
>>21976815>lets get you a big steak and a beeralready had a steak and scotch 2 nights ago, thanks though>>21976821> yet here i am as an adult man wanting to try every flavor againbecause you're a manchild addicted to sugar whose parents bought you what you wanted because you screamed at the top of your lungs in the shopping cart seat otherwise and never challenged you to eat anything beyond your comfort zone.
>>21976825nigger i grew up poor and served in war not everyone/thing is what you think it is and if you had any grit you wouldn't give a shit if another man enjoys a poptartit shreeks either insecurity and or hpd (you) addiction
>>21976831Anon, he is a big boy. He doesn't eat your childish innocuous pastry snacks. He drinks scotch, he's sophisticated like his palate. He totally isn't projecting these weird childhood scenarios.
I'm stuffed
>>21976809fpbp, I'm also a die hard member of the dietary school of "eat the worst parts of the meal before the best parts"
>>21976831sure thing tubby lmao
>>21976801The only time I ate poptarts as an adult was when I was doing bad in life and the only food the vending machine at work had that you could consider even a little filling were these.