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What is the worst thing you've seen on /ck/?
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>>21977301
Apart from the low effort manchild bait such as >>21976955 >>21973874 (hurr durr look at me being a fucking spastic aren't I great) plus the pathetic instant ramen weeb 'pseuds' then it'd have to be the BMW twink and his car crash dinners.
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God bless.
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>>21977307
lol this!
>>21977309
And that dude too.
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>>21977309
Yes, forgot to mention that absolute retard and his narcissistic experiments
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>>21977307
>protip: add some chopped green onions to your ramen and then put a fried egg on top mm-hmm
oh right thanks you semi-functioning fucking retard
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>>21977307
>BMW twink and his car crash dinners
The what?:
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>>21977301
Tipping threads......
Because when you tip anywhere in the world, that money goes straight to the terrorists in Israel.
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>>21977301
Tipping threads.....
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>>21977324
Shush now. No more from you.
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>me fancy wancy widdo din-dins with cutesy wutesy kittycat

Posting like a faggot.
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>>21977330
>i don't know what that is what is that
>shut up
What?
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>>21977301
the faggy down syndrome fucker.
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>>21977336
Oh OK - see >>21977330
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>>21977337
lol, it's all cloudy.
ya nailed it
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>>21977301
BMW keys
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>>21977334
attached is a one-week-old picrel for your consideration
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>>21977356
Putting piping hot crockery on a nice little cat is animal abuse and you can see the pain in their face. Horrible.
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>>21977365
the only things i put on top of him are items that I've deemed safe enough to put on my own lap
except for that one time, now known (unknown) as the "mango popsicle incident"
>nice little cat
he is sometimes some of those things
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>>21977409
This sauce sucks dick. Stole a bottle and yeeted it immediately. Always steal your first hot sauce when trying new ones. Fucking fags.
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this thread
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>>21977307

>>21977313

>>21977324

>>21977337

>>21977350

>untreated extreme kleidiphobia
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>>21977318
>fried egg
you dont know 'men
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>>21977301
The cook along threads. It's always poor people with zero cooking skills using low tier non fresh ingredients.
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>>21977301
Don't talk shit about the Twinkie wiener sandwich
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>>21977424
a phobia is an irrational fear. no one here fears down syndrome fag.

pitties him? yes.
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>>21977424
a phobia is an irrational fear. no one here fears down syndrome fag.

pitties him? yes.

you are not him.
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the "god bless" poster. every thing he's made has been nauseating. it all looks like my cat's vomit.
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The pardon that ate their removed fat lmao I’ll post pics later if no one else has any
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>>21977309
Lately he has just been pigging out on shitty fast food in his threads. He is annoying and fake humble.
There was another thread that said Christ Is King or something similar and that anon's food looked really good. But that thread only popped up a few times
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>>21977356
Nani? Tasty food with cute cat is nowhere near the worst
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this was posted a few months ago
its pretty disturbing
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>>21977324
>>21977424
BMW guy no good guy. Din Dins is favorite anon.
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>>21977608
What was it boiled in? Sports drink or soda?

>>21977611
I like Din Dins, he's chill
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>>21977613
it wasn't cooked yet as far as i know
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>>21977613
Dindins is alright. He's as narcissistic as God Bless, but at least he doesn't hide it. What really fucks me off is his gravy is always like fucking water. King o dogshite
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>>21977614
Wutt the fuuucckkkk
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>>21977326
tips are bad and you should feel bad for defending tipping. there is no circumstance where anybody should receive a tip.
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>>21977477
>pittie
how ironic that ones who complain the loudest about a retard are themselves retarded.
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burrito burger with corn nuts
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>>21977655
kek
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>>21977301
The Hurgin.
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>>21977424
WHAT IN THE HELL IS EVEN THAT
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>>21977301
Years ago somebody told a story about his dumb friend that tripped and fell headfirst onto a dishwasher, lost an eye to a fork.
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>>21977696
looks like steak au poivre and pommes frites
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>>21977608
Thought it was deep fried chameleon from the thumb
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>>21977655
>when you ask a line cook to demonstrate how wormholes work
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nikocado's asshole
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>>21977301
Any anon that posts hot dogs like a stupid kid
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>>21977301
The janny that tried to get us to make a sticky. Although that was kind of fun seeing people argue over it.
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>>21977453
>waaaaaaa /ck/ doesn't make enough oc
>ok here you go i made something
>nooooooo not like that it's not fancy enough for me
Have you considered assisted suicide?
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>>21977973
Thanks you've inspired me, going to whip up something crazy from my childhood. I'm dieting this week though so you'll have to wait but look out for it sometime next week maybe.
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>>21977981
All suicide is assisted.
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>>21977744
Which tastes great. Zoomers in thread going off of “looks like poopoo” should know that a whole lot of good food - french onion soup, beef bourguignon, espagnole sauce/demi-glace - are all brown.
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>>21977999
Fuck off. The picture in question looks like absolute filth
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>>21977948
I lol'd
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>>21977999
It looks edible. The fries look greasy, the steak is definitely burned, which is confirmed by the color of the sauce. No cross-section was ever posted, indicating the steak was beyond the doneness even the poster themselves thought would be desirable. The photo is also blurry in a way that would lead the observer to believe that the camera lens covered in grease. As a professional, this is what I consider a fair critique, unaffected by the fact that the poster of that image is a really annoying troll and an obvious filthy casual.
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>>21977301
Sceak's nipples.
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>>21978062

>delusions of a cooklet tastelet

>>21978074

The fries don't look greasy lol

How does the poiver sauce being brown mean the steak is burned lol

I didn't post a cross section because I only took the picture for /o/

As a professional, I can clearly see the disingenuous grasping at straws due to obvious kleidiphobia
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>>21977999

Trips of semi-truth

It isn't zoomers lol

The crying chicks are in their 40s

Laughable, man! Haha!
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Aside from the usual suspects, probably this as the single most unappealing image, even if some fucker just reposted it.
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>>21977645
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>>21977696
cheap hamburger covered in gravy from an envelope made by a retard.
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>>21978469
this is video of you "cooking".
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>>21978486
I fucking hate lentils.
I know their good for you but I hate them and they taste like how that looks
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>>21978506

Delusional

You'll NEVER see me "cooking' in synthetic fuckin plastic

Which your webm shows is for retards, kek
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>>21978533
>Which your webm shows is for retards
right... YOU
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>>21978535

Delusional

I don't even have non-stick in my house

It isn't allowed

I've also banished Beer that I deem to be swill, like all ab-inbev products
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>>21978506
These are based retards though, don't lump them with bmw faggot
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>>21978546

It isn't "based" to "cook" in synthetic plastic, to use the parlance of our times
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>>21977655
this looks like something you'd cobble together from the MRE ratfuck box. if you put jalapeno cheese spread on it, it'd probably be pretty good
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>>21978540
Who gives a shit. Fuck your blog you cuckold.
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>>21978506
based mongos
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>>21977460
What's wrong with the mother of all egg sandwiches?
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>>21978571

What blog?

I just don't drink abinbev swill or cook in synthetic plastic kek cry pussy
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>>21978611
Really interesting. I'm just going to go over here >>>
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>>21977424

But you deserve to be hated for being a subhuman parasite
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That picture of Sceak with its mournful nipples. Only oldfags know.
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>>21978617

So which blog?

Over where?

>>21978620

Kek cry pussy you cook in fucking synthetic plastic
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>>21977301
Most food pics. You can tell it's cold most of the time and they put too much effort into taking the picture instead of making better tasting food. Trying very hard to impress their imaginary 4chan friends
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>>21977418
no. id rather steal your mom's heart, then impregnate her multiple times
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>>21977301
The guy who doxxed himself by showing off his pizza while sitting on the stoop of his apartment in NYC. Anons went and took pictures. Idk if he ever recovered lmao
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>>21977307
most /ck/ anons I like despite their shitty attempts at cooking but the BMW keys faggot is insufferable.
I miss dino tendies and houston taco bell anon
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>>21978540
>Delusional
>I don't even have non-stick in my house
>It isn't allowed
>I've also banished Beer that I deem to be swill, like all ab-inbev products
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>>21979106
I never even noticed it until it escaped its containment threads recently and started shitting things up elsewhere with its thoroughly unknowledgeable hot takes on everything. Then it got banned and stopped doing that so now, it's mostly contained to its threads again unless you summon it by mentioning it elsewhere.
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>>21977301
The video of a chef slicing a roast that had a massive abscess in the middle
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>>21977611
>Din Dins is favorite anon.
Jesus Christ that's like what, 15 years ago
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>>21977624
>Bugs aren't red meat inside!
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>>21977365
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>>21977986
What? No it isn't.
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>>21977948
We don't deserve you
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>>21979232

>nooo facts are "hot takes"!!!
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>>21978553
>synthetic plastic
As opposed to
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>>21979284
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>>21979287
https://www.osborneindustries.com/news/polymers-vs-plastics
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>>21979284
Don't try and make sense out of anything that miserable drunken incel posts. He types out his typical bullshit over and over and refuses to elaborate. A very lonely virgin who lives with someone who pays his bills. Just look at how many posts here are about how much he sucks. He loves the attention. It's the only evidence that the world cares about him at all. Only to shit on him, which is apparently enough. Be happy you're not living that life.
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>>21979302

Kek those are just cooklet tastelets crying that they can't cook

And no, I drink alone
>>21979292

Someone said earlier that it's all plastic s0 I started saying synthetic to clarify



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