Now you can eat like a alpha
Wtf happened to creativity? This shit is depressing af.
>>21978034They should have made a special He-Man steak knife you get to keep.There.. 2mins of thinking and you have a product going viral amongst the MOTU nerds.
>>21978034there has never been creativity in these kinds of restaurant promotions. >but muh hobbit mealsthey were shit and not creative at all.
>>21978029Americans think this is peak cuisine
>>21978031is this a waiter's guide or something? I can't see any other reason for the weird quotes underneath it
>>21978073my soul is crushed just reading them. how do waiters persist in this world we have created
>>21978041ihops addams family menu was good. The morticia drink was so fucking good.
>>21978057Not an American but I would 100% eat something named "Battle Burger".
>>21978029Is He-Man actually still relevant?Like, did he have some halfway succesful media since the 80s or is that movie a desparate attempt to hopefully do exactly that and kindy revive the franchise?
>>21978174this is like the 3rd big He-Man thing in the last decade. There were 2 animated rwboots (and 1 reboot for she-rah that was insanely gay).
>>21978178>2 >rebootsSo I guess they were not that particularly succesful if they needed multiple tries?And yeah, I remember that She-Rah reboot. He was a pretty guy indeed.
>>21978169>Not an AmericanYes you are. Every nation on Earth belongs to America.
>>21978243Not even America belongs to America anymore...
>>21978248You tread heavily but you speak the truth.
>>21978031Shake looks good, love me some berries. Burger looks ok. Pancakes with mint chocolate ice cream? Yeah that actually sounds really nice. Surprising, Denny's is usually shit but I would try some of these
>>21978248>>21978250Anons I didn't come here to get depressed pls stop
>>21978248Stop...
>>21978029I want a Mr. T menu
>>21978029GAY
>>21978029>human battle burgerAre you expected to eat the knife?
>>21978178>>21978188Third time’s the charm
>>21978080SUCK IT UP WAGIE!! GO GET ME MY SKELTOR DARK SHAKVERSE!
>>21978029Are Gen X'ers really going to Denny's to eat food themed after a movie based on the toy commercials they watched in the 80s?
>>21978057Rent free in your mind
>>21978430
>>21978031>Pancakes, mint ice cream, eggs, bacon Americans really are like toddlers
>>21978430Yes, we actually chill at Dennys at get oreo milkshakes late night, its way more fun than the bar scene.
He/him man...
::yawn:: Call me when they do a He-Monkey Bread