is this illegal?
oishi....
>>21978740It makes Americans scream like scalded bitches. Eat what they eat with the approved accompaniments otherwise they'll wail like dramatic faggots
>>21978740Sour cream is better.
i dip my fries in hummus
>>21978740if this is illegal, then just call me the sickest man alive
>>21978755We dip our fries in ice cream bro. No one eats weirder food than Americans, we just know what pairs well. Unlike the retards in red who eat toast sandwiches.
One time I was a festival outside Amsterdam and they were selling 1euro 350ml Heinekens, I probably drank 20 for the day and night, they were also selling fries with mayo on the side (it's a Dutch thing) and after I ate it I threw up. Fries were good though.
>>21978755>Eat what they eat with the approved accompaniments otherwise they'll wail like dramatic faggotshow ironic that you're doing the exact same thing
>>21978740Do americans really put mayo on their chips?
>>21978775>toatht thandwichesAye believe that meme you naive little girl.
>>21978779In what regard? You need to elaborate. Because at the moment it seems like a "no u" from a turbo cuckold
>>21978780Plain mayo is mostly a Japanese thing. Some Americans do put burger sauce (mayo+ketchup+relish mixed) on them tho.
>>21978740YES WTF????MODS!!!!
>>21978792what is this?
>>21978775>retards in redholy fucking gheyyy. is that something your great grandfather said? imagine being in the current year, typing that. you must be such a sheltered little rube
>>21978797>ooh let us ask googleyou're the most pathetic of them all you weak prick
>>21978802>You cannot access easily available, comprehensive and usually correct information because... you just can't, ok!
>>21978802It's true, at least for the Netherlands, I've been there more than 10 times, they do sell fries with mayo everywhere.
>>21978785i dont think it needs elaboration, but then again i am a native english speaker.
>>21978806>I have absolutely no analytical thoughts and I certainly don't have an iota of personality, I'm just going to screenshot something bro brobro. I can then get back to whacking off to tranny porn before crying
>>21978797Standard german is fries with mayonnaise and ketchup. Curry only for currywurst.
I like ketchup :)
>>21978810You seemingly are, but one that is shit at it. Like a toddler with a paintbrush. I'm not going to pat your head
>>21978813Researching where people eat fries with mayonnaise is neither analytical nor does it involve anything relating to personality. It's purely a case of googling and finding either a source that already compiles the information, or several sources that you have to combine yourself (a task that the average second grader could perform).
>>21978820As I said, no personality and no analytical thought. Just a semi empty vessel that's of little use.
>>21978783>>21978801It's so easy making you mad.
>>21978823Fuck your blog you pathetic piece of shit. You can't cook it. You can (poorly) cook burgers, toast, """hash browns""", bacon, """hollandaise sauce""" have I missed anything out? Ah yeah, steak which looks like salisbury steak
>>21978810You’d be wrongIt was a weird thing to say, they gave no opinion on what to eat fries with.>>21978808Yeahh they had better mayo too, more tangy. I’ve always been a mayo dipper in America, ridiculed by the normies
>>21978825You got rekt. You got pulled up, shit yourself then panicked. So you came up with the imaginative "ooh you mad". What a coward. You're pretty weak aren't you?
>>21978832Yeah you can tell that this one >>21978825 is a feeble pussy
>>21978834>I cannot cook and I'll show you how
>>21978831It wouldn't be my first choice, I always asked for ketchup. Mayo is mayo idk, especially if you get it from the street, maybe theirs has more mustard.
>>21978840oof doesn't look good bro
>>21978775>the retards in redMAGApublicans?
>>21978862Which part is ebonics cook'o'lette?
>>21978831>they gave no opinion on what to eat fries with.the impetus of the entire post is being mad about what americans put on their fries or dont put on their fries. learn to read before you write to me again.
>>21978865having read back it seems that the post is being mad about americans being mad about what should be put on fries?
>>21978865lol no, you must be a zoomieThe subject matter of the post is American’s REACTIONS about fry condiments. The condiments in question are irrelevant, which is why no specific condiments are named or alluded to.I actually care about American excellence and I’m sorry zoomies were subjected to even worse English/reading education.
I like many sorts of sauces with my fries, my favorite is ketchupmayo is ok, but it has to be fresh
>>21978740
>>21978740It's aight. Ranch and thousand Island are peak condiments for fries, though, with an honorable mention for fry sauce/fancy sauce (ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together)
>>21978757This is true
>>21978740sadly.
>>21978866>I'm mad that you have a different opinion about what to put on fries because my opinion about what to put on fries differsyup. you hit the nail on the head.>>21978872>reddit spacing
>>21978740what, SEMEN with french fries??haha, thats not illegal, SEMEN on french fries is not only legal, but great :Di eat SEMEN on french fries all the time haha. extra SEMEN every time. it is SEMEN from my penis or my boyfriends penis
>>21978740I mean, it's like halfway close to being finished.
>>21978740plain mayo seems like a weird choice
>>21978790It is a Dutch/Belgium thing, we like our Mayo on our fries and a lot of other fried things as well. Due to EU regulations, the mayo in those countries need to meet a certain standard to be called mayo. I bet american mayo would not be allowed to be called mayonaisse under EU regulations.
>>21979075Tracking down the relevant standards the US and EU regulations for mayo are very similar. US permits slightly more egg yolk and slightly less oil and has a more limited selection of allowed preservatives.US standard, if you're interested:https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B/part-169/subpart-B/section-169.140
>>21978862that post has no ebonics
>>21978740I prefer my fries to have something with more flavor. Mayo is really versatile, I just don't see personally what it adds to potatoes.
>>21979311If you have thick potatoes then the mayo tastes good with the dry starchy interior. I still like to have it with something else too though, mayo and BBQ sauce is probably my favorite.
>>21978783>>21978835>>21978832Bongoid having a lil melty
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>>21979316>If you have thick potatoes then the mayo tastes good with the dry starchy interiorFinally someone explains the existence of steak fries, thank you
>>21979331That's the BMW key guy, I'm pretty sure he ban evades.
>>21978740Dipping fries in ranch is perfectly fine. As long as they aren't drowning in the shit, just a little bit on each fry is perfect.
>>21978757as general yes, but...for fries?
>>21978755>It makes Americans scream like scalded bitchesIf you really want to see them screech then put corn on your 'za.
>>21978840this looks revolting
>>21978755Its more that our commercial mayos are so fucking bad that using it as a condiment is perplexing. Except for Duke's. Duke's is awesome and great with fries.
>>21978864oof is brown coded.
>>21979446You mom is browncoded
>>21979446Using "coded" is very very gay indeed. I expect you to don't care, because you're gay. Buy such gayness isn't a good look.
>>21978755Burger here, and mayo is my choice. Learned it from 'ulp 'iction.
>>21978778Ngl I would also throw up if I was forced to drink Heineken
>>21979075No mate, it would be called mayonnaise.
>>21979709Are you a lesbian?
>>21978740No, just call it aioli instead
>>21978740for me it's black pepper and freshly squeezed lemon juice, the best fry seasonings
>>21979412Mhm. By itself, or with some hot sauce and melted cheddar. Delicious.
>>21979699it was ok, draft beer is always better
>>21978902Was scrolling through the thread just to find this.
>>21978815Google has been horse shit ever since this AI nonsense started.>>21978823>tasteatlasopinion discarded>>21978795Carbonnades is charcoal (carbon) grilled meat simmered in a stew. Usually with old animals and tough cuts. The closest you can get today is pig cheeks. Sour beer is only used in Brussels and near the French border where it isn't a typical dish to begin with. Pain d'Epices is is an exception, not the rule. You use rustic bread and a mustard so strong your cock sneezes its semen into your mom's wet panties.>>21978740Yes. You forgot the Belgian pickles.
>>21980076I pity the fool wain't use Sour Beer and Pain D'epices in they Carbonnade Flamande
>>21979443Duke's is a brand meme. It's the same soybean slop as all the other mass market mayos.
>>21980076Google has been horse shit since ad-sense. It’s fucking useless nowadays.
>>21978740Eating globs of mayonnaise by itself disgusts me. I have to frequently remind myself that it's just egg yolks and oil.
>>21979413Pretty sure any self-respecting Italian is obligated to preform an honor killing if he sees someone doing that.
>>21978740not in a civilized country
yes
>>21978902>>21980308mayo isn't sticky
>>21980232>self-respecting>ItalianPick one.
>>21978740its mandatory.You must be a complete faggot to not like mayo on fries.
>>21978902if u think about mayo as cum, hen thats a (you) problem faggot.
