Welcome to Dirty Soda discussion. Thanks to the Mormons, we have chains like Swig eliminating any pretense or sophistication women had when getting a sweet treat from Starbies. Sonic and Taco Bell have gotten in on the trend too. Now the relevance to 4chan, the gamer soda has released their dirty version. What's your favorite soda concoction?This song plays whenever I sip a Dirty dew btw:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQoURkhD7b0
>>21978887Never have never will 7up style
What the fuck is "dirty" soda. What the fuck does that mean. I don't understand today's trends.
It's the best mountain dew and also the best orange cream soda.
>>21978897Regular soda but with coffee creamer added.
>>21978887My dumbass wife tried to make this at home with coffee creamer and the stupid bitch made a huge fucking mess all over my kitchen counters because it foams up a lot when you pour the creamer in
>>21978908>Regular soda but with coffee creamer added.i fucking hate americans so fucking much
>>21978913Mormons*It's a Mormon thing. They can't drink coffee or alcohol, but gallons of corn syrup and cream is okay.
>>21978913yeah I'd much rather eat live maggots. glory to Europe!
>>21978921Mormons can't drink mountain dew either though.
>>21978932They're actually pretty split on this one. Some think they can't have caffeine at all, but their fruity little book specifically says "hot drinks are bad for the belly," so there are plenty Mormons who think caffeine is fine, but they'll go to Mormon hell if they drink anything hot.These people are extremely fucking annoying.
>>21978945I knew a guy who lives in Salt Lake City and works with Mormons, despite not being one. He would drink coffee and his Mormon coworkers would make passive aggressive comments about him drinking coffee lol
>>21978960I live near their fruity temple in Spokane, I hate them with a passion. They get really pissy when you tell them that no, you don't want to talk about their faggot book, you can learn everything you need to know online.
>>21978908Oh, that's something I used to do when I was fat and retarded. I can't believe that became something popular enough to get a name. Pepsi is better like than than it is normally.
>>21978945What do they do about soup, wait till it cools off?
>>21979019They're specifically forbidden from drinking anything brewed like coffee or tea, but any other hot liquids are fine.
>>21979031what about cold brew decaf?
>>21978945Wow that’s more regarded than i thought.
>>21978910Just divorce her already good god dude
>>21978921Why would anyone care what Mormons think?
>>21978921It is because Jospeh Smith was pissed his wives were gossiping over tea so he banned hot drinks.
I got a 12 pack of that and my god was it disgusting. I'm going to toss it, always before if I didn't like I would at least drink what I had, but this, this is vile.
>>21978887I took the wuss route and got Zero Sugar. Too scared to try the regular one.
I would never drink Mountain Dew (I'll take a crab juice), but I just got a 1/4 oz. of a strain called Baja Blasteroid.I'm gonna smoke it from my bong. Want to watch?
>>21978887Tried the regular version today, it's tolerable when very cold.
>>21979105By the same token, it's anti-tobacco because Smith's wife hated having to clean spittoons because Smith's friends would come over to his place to plan the next phases of his religion and would spend hours chewing. Basically everything in the Pearls of Wisdom can be attributed to microaggressions that the Smiths faced during their religion's formative years. It's not unlike how Mohammad's wisdom is also based on his personal grievances.
>>21978887have a real japanese cream soda
I had one of these earlier. It's just like an overly sweet cream soda. Can't even taste the dew.
>>21979293yes, post a link
>>21979373Mental illness
>>21978908It's not that bad but it needs to be non-dairy creamer because real stuff will curdle
>>21978908so this is where the pilk comes from
Idk if it's just because they're out of ideas and scraping the bottom of the barrel or if I'm just getting old but these new flavors keep being ass. I stopped being curious and trying them and just get normal vanilla coke, cherry dr pepper & pepsi lime.
>>21980288they’re just chasing gay tiktok trendslast time it was pickle soda
>>21979487can't sodium bicarbonate be used to stabilize the acid?
>>21978921>>21978945Mormons are oofy doofies>>21979043not allowed, no coffee or tea, but herbal tea is allowed.>>21978887I wish I had a Swig nearby so I could have it once and then never again.
>>21979105I thought it was because those wives got fed up with having to brew coffee and tea for those who attended the meetings. There was no affordable way to brew in mass at the time
>>21979258>18 hours agoDid you die?
>>21980369No it gave me the compulsion of crossdress so I wore my mom's clothes. Dad caught me and ended up railing my ass for hours
dirty dew is the best dew by farreplaces live wiret. dew aficionado
>>21978887I've been doing this for years with A&W and whole milk, maybe 7 parts A&W and 3 parts whole milk, I always thought it tasted like a root beer float and no one ever believed me till they tried it
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>>21980395Hmm, I wonder if Dew + Whole milk would equal a Green Cremesickle.
>>21980403Try it and report back, this thread seems to be pissing enough people off that it should stay bumped for a while
>>21978913>>21978921>>21980397We're talking about people who wear magic underwear to keep themselves from "playing solitaire." It's not uncommon for them to consume literally tons of baked goods like cookies and snack cakes and drink liters of sugar laden juice every day. That's how they get their kicks.
>>21980414They also love getting prescriptions for Schedule II and III drugs, that's a big way too
>>21980403Nestle already attempted this by putting out a creamer last year and it failed because people didn't understand it. The masses need the whole thing already made in order to sell.
Oh wait I thought you said orange creamsickle not Green. You could try using the plain coffeemate since it's been non-dairy for a while now.
>>21980395I tried it with MUG, would not recommend
>>21978897It means you throw shit like syrups and creams into a soda. It's a mormon thing
>>21978921can't they just do cocaine or meth like normal people?
>>21979373that's an ice cream float. nothing "japanese" about this other than the soda flavor
