Name a more meme salad.
>>21979310wedge
>>21979319This is the real answer. I waited tables at a place that sold these, they're so fucking retarded. I have no clue how anybody ever fell for it.
>>21979310>Salad isn't all animal feed
>>21979319beat me to it>lol just cut a piece of iceberg lettuce in half and throw a bunch oh shit on top
>>21979310salad itself is a meme.
>>21979850your mom is a meme
>>21979860Yours is a fat whore who thinks she’s better than the niggers she sucks off behind the titty bar she works in as a cleaner. 20 cents a blow last I heard.
>>21979865Her cleaning rate is $27 an hour. She socks cock for fun and those suckers still pay her.
the sushi place thats 45 minutes away makes a better ginger salad than any side/appetizer salad I've gotten frοm a steakhouse
>>21979310fruit salad
>>21979850/thread
3 bean salad
>>21979310Nicoise
>>21980289butt too big
>>21979310THAT"S NOT CHEF SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>21979310your dads taint
>>21980109You have to be an absolute tastelet to not appreciate the combination of flavors and textures in boomer jello salad
>>21980289>>21980313perfection actually
The beet and goat cheese salads that are tiny and more pretentiously served than anything else on the menu at a mid steakhouse. I love a good beet and cheese salad, but hate the presentation at steakhouses. It feels particularly unnecessary and I was disappointed too many times.
Do strawbarries belong in a salad?
>>21979310Crab Louie
You’re tasked with designing a “Meme Salad”, what is it?
Ham pineapple salad is the worst salad I've ever eaten. When I was a kid I was playing a video game an my mom gave me the salad. It completely ruined the video game for me. I can't even think of the video game without tasting cold ham, mayo and pineapple.
>>21980960Is that what turned you gay as well?
>>21980964no that was all you
>>21980966I am pretty sexy
>>21979310its delicious. my issue with it though is the dressing is never right, its either not enough or way too much. also when you cook bacon why not just eat the bacon instead of putting it on a salad? also japanese add tabasco sauce to caeser salad cuz iunno its just what they do.
>>21980973>japs add tabasco lol, no.
>>21979850Yup. It's basically "If you hide your food in a pile of leaves, it can't make you fat"
>>21981018I just think it's tasty
Depends on the salad. A Ceasar salad is less healthy than a quarter pounder.
>>21981062>A Ceasar salad is less healthy than a quarter pounder.no it isn't
>>21981062You could easily buy a pre made salad kit from the store and compare nutritional information tο disprove this. Dipshit.
>americans do not have chèvre chaudtragic...
>>21979850Not necessarily. I love me a good tuna salad. Or an egg salad. Or a tasty fleischsalat.
>>21981062The most American post of all time
>>21981243it's probably because someone pointed out that a caesar salad could have more calories than a burger. but calories alone don't determine if something is healthy and nobody is really eating just a burger without fries and soda most of the time.
>>21979310Caesar salads are delicious. They’re not the healthiest salad around, but man do they taste good.
