>shills charred, bone-dry tomato pies in ure pathwhat made him this way?
looks good doe
>>21979806Buy an ad jew
>>21979807case in point, he's brainwashing zoomers into eating only cheese pies and now not even that, he's switched to barebones tomato pies. Restaurants are gonna stop offering more elaborate pies cause of this schlemiel!
>>21979806Just don't pay attention to him. Stop giving these online podcast morons views and they'll go away.
>>21979812>he's brainwashing zoomers into eating only cheese pies
>>21979806Domingoes and pizza huts and all those other shithouses convinced two entire generations that the world's shittiest dough and crust can be made up for with excess sauce and toppings.No, the number one most important part of a pizza is the dough. If the dough is good, you need nothing more than a tiny bit of good quality tomato sauce and it's the best thing you've ever eaten.
>>21979938>If the dough is good, you need nothing more than a tiny bit of good quality tomato sauce and it's the best thing you've ever eaten.if the dough is really good you don't even need tomato sauce
>>21979806Oy vey
>>21979806Why does Dave who is a jew from Massachusetts with literally ZERO italian blood or cultural language upbringing or living in the region with the accent act like an italian guy from Brooklyn? He changed his ENTIRE voice to be at all times like this and it literally makes ZERO sense.
>>21979806Some char on a pie tastes better. Fresh made to order dough tends to have less consistent color than partial baked and other methods of extending the proof life. I don't have strong opinions about Mike and am not sure why I should gaf.
>>21980265he's from the north shore of Boston, apparently there used to be a lot of Italians there and the Boston accent is pretty similar to the NYC one
>>21980265stop being antisemitic
All pizza is the same,—that is they're all mid
>>21980342even Dave Portnoy has better opinions than you, zoomie!
>>21980265they always do that in some way, anon.>>21980280he's asking a valid question, faggot. stop kvetching and eat some matzoh ballsacks
>>21980265A jew being a deceitful pos...?! that's totally unheard of!
soggy pizza sucks, If I want to eat lasagna I'll order one
>>21979947If the dough is exceptionally good you don't even need to put it in the oven
>piesyou're as bad as him
>>21980586My favorite kind of sushi is italian pizza dough.
>>21979916>reduce demand for other options>see them lessFuck off with your tomato-only pies
My 5 year old fucking loves any pizza no matter how shitty it is and will get so excited about it.If you think that is something that should be admonished instead of admired, I think you're a fool and probably a butthole, too.
>>21979806>kike from boston who went to the university of michigan sure does know a thing or two about good pizza
stupid kike gave my favorite pizza place a 6.8
>>21979806hes a jew so hes proly lactose intolerant cheese makes him seethe
>>21980265Plenty of Jews in the Northeast act Italian because it's "cool." Kinda like wiggers acting black.
>>21980776Make your own. Pizza is unironically piss easy to make
>>21981340>Pizza is unironically piss easy to makeNo one who says this makes good pizza lmao.
>>21981340In general sure but getting it how you like it is probably gonna take a lot of trial and error.
>>21981355Anyone who thinks there's some magic to a 20$ pie is a cooklet in general that can't comprehend the most basic tasks in cooking>>21981364Maybe the crust, but the sauce and toppings should be straight forward if you have any skill in the kitchen
>>21981380Anyone who thinks a pizza is a pie is also a fucking cooklet
>>21981340When I stopped working in shops and started on some breads, I completely lost my pizza dough skills. There are a few key details that you have to pin down in the proofing process. Topping is piss easy and cook it as hot and fast as possible.If your dough is shit, you may as well just fry bread and top that.
>>21981383I agree
>>21980265oy vey my nigga, thats defamatory
>>21980776I've been eating tomato only pies for 15 years. Basically ever since I became an adult and started a garden. a tomato pizza with tomatoes from the garden is the best food on earth.if you use shitty tomatoes then yeah a tomato only pizza is going to be mundane
>>21981579tbf, anything using food you grow yourself tastes fantastic in comparison to grocery store swill>pic related, some heirloom cherry tomatoes I grew last season
>>21981597tomatoes particularly are a tragedy of capitalism.nice tomatoes.
>>21979806I haven't watched Dave Portnoy in a bit but his dislike for Neapolitan pies and calzones is kind of sad honestly. This guy goes to all the best pizzerias in NA and only gets standard cheese pies with "extra crisp" and a "solid undercarriage" Guy is kind of a kook.
>>21981603Tell me about it man, I dice up grocery store tomatoes these days and despair. The nutritional value is nowhere near where it should be as well; thank goodness for seed preservation.>>21981611>kookyou were off by two letters bub
>>21981283looks like an authentic Napolitano pizza
>>21981380Let's see your pizza if it's so easy.
>>21979806jew
>>21981355Sorry, you're shit at cooking.
>>21979938>If the dough is good, you need nothing moreThis is more true of sandwiches.
>>21980265>t. can't distinguish a New York accent from a New England accent. Fuck off, you stupid illegal. Your opinion is useless if you think a generic New England accent like Dave's sounds anything like a NYC accent.
>>21980265Mimicry is the act of closely copying, imitating, or resembling another person, animal, or object's sounds, behaviors, or appearance. It is used for humor/impersonation in humans, and as a survival mechanism in nature, where organisms (the mimic) copy others (the model) to gain advantages like protection from predators.
>>21981902No, you retarded polfugee. Dave has an incredibly generic New England accent because he grew up in a town outside of Boston. His accent wouldn't sound out of place anywhere in New England. He sounds like he could be from Maine or Vermont or New Hampshire or Rhode Island. I know you can't hear it but he actually has a slightly upper class New England accent. White trash New Englanders sound much coarser and closer to a stereotypical Boston accent.
>>21981283That place sucks. Should have been more like a 6.4
