eating these is a pain in the ass. you cut em open and the innards just spill everywhere. might as well get a slopbowl. burritos are handfood
>>21980390I will not have you talking that way about Mexican slopbowls in this house young man
the more i think about mexican food the sadder i get. it's like all other turd world food: unleavened bread, beans, rice, vegetables, and maybe a cheap cut of meat slow cooked to make it tender.literal stone age shit
>>21980431>literal stone age shitthat's what makes it great, if done right
>>21980390>why do wet burritos exist? > eating these is a pain in the ass. you cut em open and the innards just spill everywhere. might as well get a slopbowl. burritos are handfood
>>21980454I accept your concession.
>>21980431>literalI'm grimacing
>>21980431If you're eating flour tortillas, my friend, those are usually leavened.
>>21980390Dont tell me your so retarded you cut it in the middle?
>>21980479No they're not.
>>21980487Are you sure?
>>21980390Sometimes a burrito isnt fully slopped and youve got 2 hands free.
>>21980487Look up a recipe, chud. They all call for baking powder.
>>21980390The obvious solution is to just give people a bowl of cheese sauce to dip in.
>>21980647it's better when the burrito gets a little soggy and the torilla is saturated with the cheese. dipping a dry burrito is a completely different experience
>>21980390its so the sauce covers up the horrid taste of non-fried corn tortillas
>>21980706that is a flour tortilla
>>21980487
>>21980475>I’m grimacingLiterally or figuratively?
>>21980390ive never found it difficult to eat a wet burrito. i think you just have issues
>>21980390Remember when Taco Bell tried this and then killed it? Yeah, wet burritos suck
>>21981113Half of Taco Bell’s customer base are poor paupers cramming their order down their gullet with one hand on the freeway en route to the offices of Shlomo Shekelberg
>>21981226>poor paupers
>>21980473I concede you are retarded.
>>21981229kek the lowly car cramming serfs
>>21980431>AHHHH is that slow cooked meat and vegetables I'm going fucking INSAAAANE
>>21980390Same reason chicken parm exists: lack of self respect and basic intelligence. People can't cook for shit, nor do they care enough to learn. They just want carbs/sugar, sauce/fats and above all: they want their kids to shut up.
>>21980390Is using a fork and knife really that difficult for you?
>>21980481>your so retarded>youroh, the irony
>>21980390Because I can't stick my dick in if they are dry.
>>21980754More like prescriptively.
>>21980390>>21981113Who the fuck calls it a wet burrito? Everybody I've known from Colorado to California to New Mexico to fucking Arkansas calls it smothered.
>>21980390>eating these is a pain in the assTry a fork
