why not give krill a try
krill yourself
because they don't sell it. I'm sick of constantly seeing ads and discussions for things I haven't seen a single time in my life. how about start selling it and I'll buy it. maybe start selling it before you launch a global ad campaign for it.
>>21981552I believe it has far less mercury in it thanks to low bioaccumulation? Le whales get jacked on this stuff.
>>21981556fpbp
>>21981552Got a lot for cheap at grocery outlet. It's good. Just tastes like normal shrimp, but they are more like shrimp + quinoa in texture. If you love shrimp you'll enjoy krill.
As someone who enjoys deenz I bought a can of these and threw it away after one bite. The texture is fucking awful and it tastes like a salty rubber tire. It's like cod roe but if you mixed in bits of astroturf.
>>21981552leave those for the whales. apparently they are having a harder time finding enough krill and dying
>>21981562Based, would try>>21981563HhmmmmmStill would try>>21981567Oh shit not the whalesThis seems like some shit we could farm with low consequences though desu
>>21981556got em
>>21981567whale fins typed this post
krill has to be like 80% waste, no? theres no way they clean the shit out
>>21981552I'd kill for some krill!
>>21981567Good. I fucking hate whales. Mrs. McCorkle gave me a D- on my whale presentation in the 4th grade. I'll never forget that day.
>>21981552>why not give krill a tryI don't want to disturb this beautiful cycle of life
>>21981558it's obviously a joke ad, bud.
>>21981619Kanned Krill is real
>>21981567
>>21981556Close thread, ban OP.
>>21981610so fuck mrs mccucky. don't take it out on moby dick and the boys
>>21981642Mrs. McCorkle was a whale.
>>21981619there's literally nothing in the image to indicate that
>>21981556/thread
>>21981556I like this
krill is a thrill
>>21981612The plankton also eats krill poop. We don't need whales, NUKE THEM.
>>21981655if the fact that the can uses ms paint word art tier text and says "the incredible edible krill" while specifying that its from Antarctica didnt tip you off that it might be in jest then i cant help you.
>>21981567If they have such a hard time dying swimming into Asian waters could certainly solve this problem.
It'd probably make a really good crab cake or krill cake I guess.
>>21981720>NUKE THEM.BASED
>>21981730It's real tho
>>21981730I don’t see why any of those points indicate it’s fake tbdesu Trash design has been popular for a while nowhttps://www.amazon.com/stores/KrillArcticFoods/page/70D5A8C4-5491-4044-84F2-649DA523249E
>>21981612You know for some reason I just never thought about the reality of whales pooping. Their shits must be insane. If they weren't in the ocean they would probably fill up a swimming pool imagine that much shit. I wonder what happens if you're a fish swimming behind one and happen to run into a cloud of whale shit. Do your gills clog up and you choke and die?
>>21981556this tbhfampidesu
>>21982000probably literally yes. one fish actually has a defense mechanism where it releases goop to clog the gills of attackers.also ambergris is from whale feces
>>21982000...what is wrong with you>that's clearly a question for the lovely group of posters over at /an/ - Animals & Nature™happy to help
>>21981556kek
>>21981650You're making the whales pay for a larper.
>>21982128ambergris can also be whale puke
don't eat Krill leave it for the whales to eat they need it more :) whales are out friends in the sea :D
>>21982939after reading more about it apparently we have no idea if they even puke or shit it out and some think it stays in their intestines until they die and it's only released during decompositionwe literally have no fucking idea lol
>>21982977yeah they just find it floating on the waves, and its a key ingredient for the perfume industry to this day. pretty fascinating
>>21981730Could we get an update about how retarded you feel now?
