https://www.morningstar.com/news/pr-newswire/20260415cg34682/celleste-bio-unveils-worlds-first-milk-chocolate-bars-made-with-cell-cultured-cocoa-butter
At some point, someone will have to stop the goyslop machine. I'm not sure what happened with this timeline that caused the Democrats to love pharmaceutical and bioengineered poison corporations, but we're kind of fucked for the next twenty years
>>21982081This is the future, we have to switch to sustainable food production methods.
>>21982081https://salatainstitute.harvard.edu/chocolates-climate-crisis/>In 2024, cocoa futures surged from about $2,500 to more than $10,000 per metric ton. The spike followed years of shrinking harvests that had already strained global inventories. In 2023 Ghana and Côte d’Ivoire saw excessively heavy rainfall from April to June, followed by a harsh dry spell between November and February 2024—two extremes that rarely occur in the same year. The result: record-low yields and global supply shortages.Money doesn't lie. We're going to have to accept solutions like OP if we want to continue to have chocolate at all in the future with how slow and backward the transition away from fossil fuels and advances in carbon capture are going.
>>21982072What is cell cultured?
>>21982193Israelis made lab grown cocoa butter.
>>21982081They're working on producing the same thing in a cheaper more efficient way. I'm not sure what you'd really want if you're not okay with that. This is real cocoa butter.
I don't want the butter though, I want the cocoa solids.
>>21982383you vill eat ze cocoa butter
you vill eat ze cube
>>21982387>>21982388
>>21982072i wonder if its profitable enough compared to just growing the stuff in 3rd world countries
>>21982072>Tel Aviv
>>21982072>tel aviv>israelit's poison
>>21982072>TEL AVIV, Israel and NEW YORK
>>21982187It's too late. I already don't eat chocolate anymore because they've spent the last decade gutting every single chocolate product in existence. None of it tastes good anymore. It's a dead food.
Im just not going to eat anything that doesn't have eyes or leaves on it.
>>21982388This one was funny. The thing was as well, they didn't even have a bunch of slop ingredients in them. It was just normal food, in a square.The business went under (probably because it's just normal ingredients in a square plus an upcharge for the square) and according to Wikipedia the CEO busses tables. Couldn't see where they got that from in the source cited though.
