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I lift your stupid plank of wood up 3 feet and drop it on your stupid glass table shattering it instantly.
>>21983314the yolks look delicious! Let me guess, about six, seven minutes softboiled?
>>21983314its faggoty and pretentious to serve anything on a wooden board
>>21983349Bingo
>>21983349i disagree. it's just a non-round antipasto platter which are usually wooden.
>>21983314how fat r u?
>>21983357you probably saw some retarded zoomer influencer eat steak and undercooked eggs with their hands on a wooden board
>>21983314>eggs absolutely mangled >toppings just sloughed on with no care>why is the bagel there? you got enough bread there Nigga?
>>21983314you sliced the egg like you have cerebral palsy
>>2198332667!
>>21983412Ahaha
>>21983405tf are you on about
>>21983314That's a lovely modern art piece.
>>21983314Looks kino, I'd pay good money for this at a nice breakfast place
>>21983314I hate the boardThe food looks good, absolutely would eat. What's the bread thing? Artisan bagel?
Reindeer liver pate. Interesting. Never had it but I'd try it.
>>21983314imagine the farts
>>21983314>patéthe correct spelling is pâté