>wettens your burger for zero upside
>>21983879Pat them with a paper towel
Yeah, it's a bit redundant if you're putting ketchup on. Sometimes you want a salad on your burger though.
>>21983919What if I'm not the one making the burger? How can I trust that the burgermeister will sufficiently pat the tomatoes? Why are tomatoes a default topping on burgers when they are a net negative to the final product???
>>21983879I don't really care for tomatoes on a burger, but funnily I like them on most other types of sandwich
>>21983960same vibe as picrelated
>>21983920>Sometimes you want a salad on your burger though.transformer hands typed this post
>>21983920already done by the lettuce pickles and onion.
>>21983879I'm sorry your American tomatoes taste like crunchy water.
>>21983879American trash deserves American foodYou get what you get
>>21984092>>21984124This America bashing is starting to make me really depressed I'm sorry for being a American okay?
Apparently you've never had a homegrown tomato in the Summer when tomatoes taste good.Many people have never tasted what tomatoes are supposed to be.
>>21984216You may redeem yourself by never again posting about America-only problems. Always assume any issue is caused by your country's 3rd world food health and safety standards. Also grow your own vegetables, they're tastier.
>>21984230get off my board faggot
>>21984240"Your" board?
>>21983879Kys for having shit taste
>>21983879another american filtered by the tasty 'mato
>>21983879>tomatoes le bad/ck/ trolling has really fallen off in the last couple years
>>21984249*You're
>>21984283
>>21984264tomatoes suck and anyone who likes them is gay
>>21984642>he hasn't had a good tomatotomatoes you get at fast food joints suck ass and I don't blame anyone for hating them but thinking all tomatoes are like that is low IQ behavior. if you've never had a nice heirloom tomato fresh from the garden you are truly missing out.
>>2198387999.999% of tomatoes that are put on a burger are complete garbage. I started growing my own and the difference is night and day. I can never eat a store bought, or restaurant tomato ever again.
>>21984642you hate tomatoes because you have only ever had shitty artificially ripened bland garbage tomatoes. grow your own. even the best store bought tomatoes are a pale imitation of the real thing.
>>21984924hello adam ragusea
Tomatoes add a refreshing contrast to the greasy/saltiness of the burger. The problen is some people fail at topping order.Lettuce creates a barrier. Then the tomato goes on. Then a slice of onion to keep the tomato from soiling the bun.
cut them really thin
>>21983879In parts of Australia they use beetroot instead.
>>21984854feces you get from the toilet bowl suck ass and I don't blame anyone for hating them but thinking all poops are like that is low IQ behavior. if you've never had a nice shit straight from the ass you are truly missing out.
>poop analogy
>>21985093What do you mean you don't want poop on your sandwich? Here, I'm gonna give you lots and lots of poop.
tomatoes are disgusting. even when cooked and loaded with garlic and sugar.
The problem is that the hamburger slides over on the lubricating surface of the tomato.
>>21985093>food analogy
>>21983879you're using the wrong tomatoes. You need a precisely 3/8th inch thick beefsteak tomato. Skip the lettuceBreaded mushrooms or picklesOne 3/8 inch thick slab of red onion or french fried onions, i don't care.swiss cheeseif you put mayo on my burger i will hunt you down
for me, it's bread lettuce patty cheese bacon/shrooms/onion-rings/jalapeno-poppers tomato bread
For the best tomatoes on burgers while cooking at home, i usually halve the tomatoes and scoop out the seeds and slimy bits with a spoon.Then you get the best part of the tomato and none of the wetness.Also do this for bruscetta.
>>21984230say that to my face, pussy.
>>21986140that would require meeting you in person, I don't think I could handle the shock of seeing your ugly face.