Why do British people call a mandarin a satsuma?
>>21984503Oi m8 that be a fruity tooty round 'n sourLike when I go down to the pub and order a tenner of Stella while watching some footie on the tellyGets me right knackered when the keeper loses the script and basically me whole club starts playing like shite
>>21984503Same reason we don't call Clementines or Tangerines Mandarins either you fucking pillock.
>>21984513is that even english?
>>21984513
Satsuma is a subtype of mandarin
>>21984513I'm from England and I say this
ITT: People fail to understand hybridization.
>>21984513>>21984551No Englander would say>go down to the pubThey would say>go down the pubNor would they buy a pint and refer to it as>a tenner of StellaFucking fake cunts.
>>21984551Oh hello uncle
>>21984562Why are you helping the pathetic cunt improve his gay larp?
They actually call it a فاكهة الماندرين
>>21984580Haha... Oh 0.6% Arabic. I'm sorry Tyquanshay Lopez
>>21984580Gesundheit
>>21984517This. How stupid is op
>>21984503It's not only the Brits, Louisiana has satsumas.
>>21984503why do they call their language "english" when it's been "american" since 1783?
It's so strange getting into linguistics with Americans. They're like children.
>>21984602Who's ye callin a children, eh?I oughtta willy wop yer block back to Piccadilly Square ya wanker. Tell that the King get right chuffed m8 up the RA
very cringy lot those yanks
>>21984503It's in honour of Satsuma Mistubashimoto who introduced us to them when Arthur Clarke sailed to Japan for the first time and landed in Kyushu. Their clan was famous for wonderful oranges and we traded for them.
>>21984503Russian spotted.
>>21984503I expect when you say British, you actually mean "briddish". Types of Mandarin oranges in Briddan:SatsumaTangerineClementineTangeloTypes of Mandarin oranges where you're from:Mandarin
Satsumas are a separate cultivar.
>>21984599Yeah ok but they're satsumas. Not mandarins.
>>21984708Don't upset the Americans, they get very stroppy.It's not their fault they are a bit dim, give them some slack. They also think sweet potatoes are called Yams?They are like little children who still believe in Santa Claus, just nod your head at them and smile.
>>21984751They do seem to have this inherent childish naivety and bewilderment. Astonishes me sometimes.
>>21984533>>21984533>>21984533if you go to bongland, whatever you do... DO NOT accidentally say "berries and cream".Just trust me on this.
>>21984717>>21984717>>21984717>Shiranui mandarins have giant nipples on top of themwhat the fuck did japan mean by this
>>21985012Do Americans have heart attacks because bongs have fresh fruit?
>>21985012His Wikipedia article is as tragic as it is predictable.
>>21984517nobody except england knows what pillock means you fuckin sillynanny faggot
